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2021-11-30 1:02:57 PM  
This is the world the GOP wants.
 
2021-11-30 1:03:17 PM  
"Wheeee!"
 
2021-11-30 1:10:40 PM  
Since I have the image handy anyway...

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2021-11-30 1:11:22 PM  
Statistically we had a World War with the Pandemic of 1918, so.........
 
2021-11-30 1:13:10 PM  

BretMavrik: Since I have the image handy anyway...

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Hahahaha I had just saved that from the other thread and was about to post it. Glad you got it.
 
2021-11-30 1:16:10 PM  
Finland should just send a sniper or two down to give Ukraine a hand, they'd mop up any invasion in a couple days at best.
 
2021-11-30 1:26:27 PM  

ryebread: Finland should just send a sniper or two down to give Ukraine a hand, they'd mop up any invasion in a couple days at best.


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2021-11-30 1:26:29 PM  
He drank hookers pee?
 
2021-11-30 1:29:26 PM  
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World War Bee
 
2021-11-30 1:29:52 PM  
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2021-11-30 1:30:25 PM  
Bear grylls drinks his pee?
 
2021-11-30 1:31:24 PM  

special20: ryebread: Finland should just send a sniper or two down to give Ukraine a hand, they'd mop up any invasion in a couple days at best.

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The hardest corp of the USSR army during WWII were the Ukrainians. Maybe true in Afghanistan too
 
2021-11-30 1:32:18 PM  
Dynamite monkey.
 
2021-11-30 1:33:47 PM  
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2021-11-30 1:34:54 PM  
WWIII
Youtube 4aIYWFu1w7k
why "Be all you can be" of course.
Yeeeeeeeehaaww!
 
2021-11-30 1:35:17 PM  
Unless money suddenly stops meaning anything to all of the old rich assholes in the world we aren't going to have a world war 3.
 
2021-11-30 1:35:19 PM  

BretMavrik: Since I have the image handy anyway...

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that video is wacky and wildly inappropriate.  plus it had ninjas in it because it was the 80's
 
2021-11-30 1:35:24 PM  
hurled Corfu.
 
2021-11-30 1:35:35 PM  
Twirled whore pee?
 
2021-11-30 1:36:03 PM  
Pulled Pork Pee?

Well, it kind of rhymes.
 
2021-11-30 1:37:04 PM  
Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.
 
2021-11-30 1:37:35 PM  
World War Three
It's not for you or me
But if we go to Australia
A dingo will eat the baby
 
2021-11-30 1:38:46 PM  
What rhymes with World War III? WHEE!

''Weird Al'' Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero (W/ LYRICS)
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2021-11-30 1:39:06 PM  
🎵WE'LL MEET AGAIN

DON'T KNOW WHERE

DON'T KNOW WHEN

BUT I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAAAAAAY!🎵

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2021-11-30 1:39:09 PM  
Larceny
Felony
Trumpanzee
 
2021-11-30 1:39:11 PM  

mrshowrules: Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.


Nor can Xi afford to invade Taiwan.

You're witnessing the last act of desperate men
 
2021-11-30 1:39:34 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: special20: ryebread: Finland should just send a sniper or two down to give Ukraine a hand, they'd mop up any invasion in a couple days at best.

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The hardest corp of the USSR army during WWII were the Ukrainians. Maybe true in Afghanistan too


You mean, "converted Nazis"? How'd all that work out for them?
 
2021-11-30 1:40:28 PM  

somedude210: mrshowrules: Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.

Nor can Xi afford to invade Taiwan.

You're witnessing the last act of desperate men


That's what Xi said....
 
2021-11-30 1:40:39 PM  
twirl doorkey.
 
2021-11-30 1:41:07 PM  
onomatopoei (a)
 
2021-11-30 1:41:20 PM  

Pinnacle Point: This is the world the GOP wants.


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2021-11-30 1:41:40 PM  

special20: ryebread: Finland should just send a sniper or two down to give Ukraine a hand, they'd mop up any invasion in a couple days at best.

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2021-11-30 1:41:42 PM  

iheartscotch: somedude210: mrshowrules: Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.

Nor can Xi afford to invade Taiwan.

You're witnessing the last act of desperate men

That's what Xi said....


I set you up for a Blazing Saddles reference and you went with this...

/son, you're on your own
 
2021-11-30 1:42:11 PM  

special20: DrD'isInfotainment: special20: ryebread: Finland should just send a sniper or two down to give Ukraine a hand, they'd mop up any invasion in a couple days at best.

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The hardest corp of the USSR army during WWII were the Ukrainians. Maybe true in Afghanistan too

You mean, "converted Nazis"? How'd all that work out for them?


Those weren't the ones fighting on the side of the USSR.
 
2021-11-30 1:42:16 PM  

Alebak: [pbs.twimg.com image 645x634]
World War Bee


Nothing like an Eve online image
 
2021-11-30 1:42:17 PM  

mrshowrules: Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.


It is way cheaper to send a legion of Edge Lords onto Facebook and destroy democracy from the inside.
 
2021-11-30 1:45:02 PM  
It'd only be World War 3 if China joins in.

Russia by itself is too regional.  It'd just be yet another war in eastern Europe.
 
2021-11-30 1:45:27 PM  

somedude210: mrshowrules: Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.

Nor can Xi afford to invade Taiwan.

You're witnessing the last act of desperate men


There's out rhyme!

Chinese Xi!
 
2021-11-30 1:45:55 PM  
Really? No one?

"It doesn't take a military genius to see"
 
2021-11-30 1:46:42 PM  
What rhymes with Dubya Dubya Three?

Gee Oh Pee...

Emm Tee Gee...

Tee Eff Gee...
 
2021-11-30 1:49:10 PM  

somedude210: iheartscotch: somedude210: mrshowrules: Russia can't afford a war.  They are too f$cking broke.

Nor can Xi afford to invade Taiwan.

You're witnessing the last act of desperate men

That's what Xi said....

I set you up for a Blazing Saddles reference and you went with this...

/son, you're on your own


I'm all over the place today. I did the "no fighting, this is a war room" bit with that beautiful version of We'll Meet Again sung by Dame Vera Lynn. I definitely have a few black and white nuclear explosions.

Anyway...I'm thinking about adding:
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Somewhere because...at this point we are all this eagle. We've.....SEEN shiat
 
2021-11-30 1:50:04 PM  
Eat my shoe?
 
2021-11-30 1:50:53 PM  

Kris_Romm: Eat my shoe?


Oh wait.  I read it as WWIi.

WWIII?

I gotta pee?
 
2021-11-30 1:51:04 PM  

severedtoe: BretMavrik: Since I have the image handy anyway...

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that video is wacky and wildly inappropriate.  plus it had ninjas in it because it was the 80's


It foretold the prophecy of WWIII being fought by:

- Side 1: Blind possessed choir boys and a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl
- Side 2: The glee club of the damned and Arthur Fonzarelli's army of clones
 
2021-11-30 1:51:09 PM  

HypnozombieX: [YouTube video: WWIII]why "Be all you can be" of course.
Yeeeeeeeehaaww!


Mindlessly bumbling stupidity and police state terrorism.
 
2021-11-30 1:52:47 PM  

SomeAmerican: It'd only be World War 3 if China joins in.

Russia by itself is too regional.  It'd just be yet another war in eastern Europe.


Not only that, but it would take a W-style farkup for the US to get directly involved in a war between Russia and Ukraine. We'll sell the Ukrainians all the weapons they want, of course, and all those UAE-based military contractors staffed entirely by former US SpecOps types will have a bonanza, but there are like maybe 5 countries in the world that are worth rolling tanks against the Russians over, and Ukraine ain't on that list.

You want "strategic autonomy?" This is strategic autonomy. As long as the Bosphorus and the Baltic stay open, Ol' Vlad's dream about getting the Soviets back together is a European problem.
 
2021-11-30 1:53:45 PM  
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2021-11-30 1:53:56 PM  
Electric Boogalee?
 
2021-11-30 1:54:02 PM  
We definitely need to abandon allies the moment a hostile power which is subverting our government invaded them. It's the principled, practical thing to do. Defend Mother Russia, farkers!
 
2021-11-30 1:57:43 PM  
Well, Putin knows he has a stooge in the White House now, so he's massing troops and gunning for an actual invasion.

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I wonder what kompromat Putin has on old Sleepy Joe? We've been assured for years that such blackmail would be the only way an American president could possibly let so much Russian aggression go unchecked.
 
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