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(NBC Washington)   Hate flying? Consider joining the growing ranks of Americans just like you who are switching to private jets over commercial airlines. Well, they're mostly just like you. I mean, they have money. But other than that, just like you   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
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2021-11-30 6:08:43 PM  
Pfft, subby, I have a private jet in my backyard.

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2021-11-30 6:09:44 PM  
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2021-11-30 6:09:59 PM  
Well, if I hate flying, why would I want to be in a private jet?  Got to go in style.

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2021-11-30 6:10:22 PM  
I just don't fly anymore.

The misery of travel outweighs the joy of the destination.
 
2021-11-30 6:11:47 PM  
Private jet, commercial airline, it's still FLYING subby.

JFC...
 
2021-11-30 6:13:17 PM  

Mikey1969: Private jet, commercial airline, it's still FLYING subby.

JFC...


Yeah but you can f*ck on a private jet.

Even smoke pot if the pilot isn't a farking narc like Ron White's pilot that one time.
 
2021-11-30 6:15:42 PM  
Oh, yea, a private jet. I have never even been on a commercial plane.
 
2021-11-30 6:17:31 PM  

bthom37: Pfft, subby, I have a private jet in my backyard.

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I believe that's the Boeing 737 MAX 8 model kit
 
2021-11-30 6:21:34 PM  
Most private of all
Name: Brandon Ham
Profession: Investment manager in the finance industry
It's not in a jet, but Ham flies the most private way possible - he pilots his own plane.


That reminds me - Farker clear_proponce flew me to a Fark party.  All the way from Palo Alto to Petaluma.  What a cool experience that was.  Thanks again, John.

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2021-11-30 6:31:42 PM  
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2021-11-30 6:37:47 PM  

puffy999: Mikey1969: Private jet, commercial airline, it's still FLYING subby.

JFC...

Yeah but you can f*ck on a private jet.

Even smoke pot if the pilot isn't a farking narc like Ron White's pilot that one time.


I'm sure the pilots love it when their passengers smoke pot on the plane, and then they are met upon landing by people wearing suits and carrying clipboards.  These fine folks invite them to give a random urine sample, the results of which might strip them of their licenses.
 
2021-11-30 6:41:01 PM  

Mikey1969: Private jet, commercial airline, it's still FLYING subby.

JFC...


Many people that hate flying are just hating all the negative aspects related to flying (such as having to arrive hours ahead of your flight, security screening, flights being cancelled or delayed, etc.).  Get rid of those, and it's a lot more enjoyable.

I have been on several charter flights (always on someone else's dime), and I could really get used to it!  Driving my car to the (private terminals) airport gate, having someone buzz me in, driving my car to beside the aircraft and stepping out of the car and into the plane.  The valet who takes the car away also has it beside the plane again when we return.

When I'm paying for it myself, it's in the back, economy class.
 
2021-11-30 6:41:23 PM  

Dr.Fey: That reminds me - Farker clear_prop once flew me to a Fark party.  All the way from Palo Alto to Petaluma.  What a cool experience that was.  Thanks again, John.


That was a fun flight.

Much better than fighting Friday night traffic.
 
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