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2021-11-30 8:34:09 PM  
'Hey! I'm waiting in your f*cking line, a**hole?': Customer yells at McDonald's workers who were allegedly 'doing the nasty' while they waited in drive-thru for 20 minutes

Great case for how important punctuation is. Examine:

* Hey! I'm waiting in your farking line, asshole!
* Hey, I'm waiting in your farking "line," asshole.
* Hey, I'm waiting in your "farking line...." Asshole?
 
2021-11-30 9:26:31 PM  
Just reopen the dining room for farks sake. They've been closed since March of last year.
 
2021-11-30 9:28:04 PM  
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2021-11-30 9:29:15 PM  
No wonder Grimace always looks so happy.
 
2021-11-30 9:30:47 PM  
This is unprofessional. When I worked at McDonald's we always waited until after closing and had sex in the parking lot like civilized people.
 
2021-11-30 9:31:59 PM  
4 days of the week I get a sausage egg McMuffin and sometimes with a coffee for breakfast. Everybody on the morning shift has it rung up already when I approach the register.
 
2021-11-30 9:37:12 PM  
They were just making more secret sauce.
 
2021-11-30 9:37:54 PM  
Had to make more special sauce
 
2021-11-30 9:39:25 PM  
"One Big Mac, hold the sauce."
 
2021-11-30 9:40:18 PM  
Food, f*cks, and fun.
 
2021-11-30 9:42:14 PM  
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2021-11-30 9:42:22 PM  
Ronald is totally fired

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2021-11-30 9:42:45 PM  
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
 
2021-11-30 9:44:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: 4 days of the week I get a sausage egg McMuffin and sometimes with a coffee for breakfast. Everybody on the morning shift has it rung up already when I approach the register.


That sounds so unhealthy. I usually eat oatmeal or cereal or Nutella on toast w/Greek Yogurt for breakfast. Orange juice is my choice of drink.
 
2021-11-30 9:44:20 PM  
You don't want to aggravate the people making the food you're about to eat.
 
2021-11-30 9:45:31 PM  

Funk Brothers: Jake Havechek: 4 days of the week I get a sausage egg McMuffin and sometimes with a coffee for breakfast. Everybody on the morning shift has it rung up already when I approach the register.

That sounds so unhealthy. I usually eat oatmeal or cereal or Nutella on toast w/Greek Yogurt for breakfast. Orange juice is my choice of drink.


I'm 51, like I give a damn. I also smoke and drink.
 
2021-11-30 9:46:38 PM  

Abacus9: No wonder Grimace always looks so happy.


No, Grimace is the one who takes anal sex with no lube.
 
2021-11-30 9:46:50 PM  
They waited 20 minutes?
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2021-11-30 9:48:37 PM  
Concert tickets is all I ever wait for.
Fast food? Why? Just drive to one with less cars. If I pull up and the people don't ask me something within a minute I drive off
 
2021-11-30 9:48:44 PM  
First off, no way in hell am I waiting 20 minutes in line for farking McDonald's.

Second, is there any actual evidence that the workers were farking in the back?
 
2021-11-30 9:52:45 PM  

Neondistraction: Second, is there any actual evidence that the workers were farking in the back?


Ummm.. because it's on TikTok

Now apologize.
 
2021-11-30 9:53:17 PM  
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2021-11-30 9:57:39 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Neondistraction: Second, is there any actual evidence that the workers were farking in the back?

Ummm.. because it's on TikTok

Now apologize.


Apologize for asking a question? I'll do no such thing.

The only video that loaded for me in TFA was one of some guy yelling at people behind him to back up, and I'm not going to go searching for it on tiktok.  I already read TFA, that's going above and beyond for fark.
 
2021-11-30 10:00:55 PM  
I might wait a minute or two for an answer to order, but 20 minutes to place one? Hell no. I don't care to wait that long.
 
2021-11-30 10:02:38 PM  

Neondistraction: jaivirtualcard: Neondistraction: Second, is there any actual evidence that the workers were farking in the back?

Ummm.. because it's on TikTok

Now apologize.

Apologize for asking a question? I'll do no such thing.

The only video that loaded for me in TFA was one of some guy yelling at people behind him to back up, and I'm not going to go searching for it on tiktok.  I already read TFA, that's going above and beyond for fark.


I was being sarcastic. Who would believe anything on that stupid platform.
 
2021-11-30 10:09:05 PM  
I've met and worked with people who f'd on the job.

I am not going to eat their food unless I watch them wash their hands in person.
 
2021-11-30 10:10:26 PM  
The working man gets farked every day at work. God forbid WE should do the farking
 
2021-11-30 10:12:20 PM  
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle - Let's Burn This Motherfucker Down!!
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2021-11-30 10:13:59 PM  
And he's even got his own dance, on TikTok
 
2021-11-30 10:21:20 PM  
I'm beginning to wonder about this whole TikTok thing. And not just because I wear an onion on my belt, as was the fashion.
 
2021-11-30 10:27:21 PM  

Spice Must Flow: I'm beginning to wonder about this whole TikTok thing. And not just because I wear an onion on my belt, as was the fashion.


Damn kids these days.
 
2021-11-30 10:27:24 PM  
Two all beefy tatas, special sauce, slapping, squeals, Trojans, KY, on yoga pants covered buns!
 
2021-11-30 10:31:50 PM  
I once got busy in a Wendy's freezer.
 
2021-11-30 10:40:04 PM  
Anyone make a special sauce joke yet?
 
2021-11-30 10:50:23 PM  
20 minutes would go on my resume and when they ask me about I'd say it was probably more like 17 but I spent the other 3 minutes high fiving everyone I saw.
 
2021-11-30 10:53:34 PM  

Moose out front: Abacus9: No wonder Grimace always looks so happy.

No, Grimace is the one who takes anal sex with no lube.


Isn't Grimace a butt plug?
 
2021-11-30 10:57:45 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: You don't want to aggravate the people making the food you're about to eat.


Especially when they're cooking up some special sauce while you wait.
 
2021-11-30 11:09:02 PM  

Moose out front: Abacus9: No wonder Grimace always looks so happy.

No, Grimace is the one who takes anal sex with no lube.


Grimace is a taste bud (for reals).  So it's got an oral fetish, and has no butthole to fark.
/Ronald has a flavor
 
2021-11-30 11:11:57 PM  

Northern: Moose out front: Abacus9: No wonder Grimace always looks so happy.

No, Grimace is the one who takes anal sex with no lube.

Grimace is a taste bud (for reals).  So it's got an oral fetish, and has no butthole to fark.
/Ronald has a flavor


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Nothing can kill the Grimace.
 
2021-11-30 11:20:11 PM  

jaivirtualcard: I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.


At least those bathroom doors have locks on them.

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2021-11-30 11:21:17 PM  

talkertopc: They were just making more secret sauce.


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2021-11-30 11:48:23 PM  

beezeltown: They waited 20 minutes?
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Pfft. 5 mins doing it, 5 mins post-sex stupor, 10 mins to get the cooking equipment going and the orders flowing.

/eww
 
2021-11-30 11:50:55 PM  

Birnone: [YouTube video: Shaggy It Wasn't Me (Official Music Video) (uncensored)]


it wasn't me...
songs from the G-O-P...
it wasn't me...
 
2021-11-30 11:52:42 PM  

koder: 'Hey! I'm waiting in your f*cking line, a**hole?': Customer yells at McDonald's workers who were allegedly 'doing the nasty' while they waited in drive-thru for 20 minutes

Great case for how important punctuation is. Examine:

* Hey! I'm waiting in your farking line, asshole!
* Hey, I'm waiting in your farking "line," asshole.
* Hey, I'm waiting in your "farking line...." Asshole?

Hey! I'm waiting in your farking line, asshole!


proper response:

"I'm coming! I'm coming!" (sp)
 
2021-11-30 11:53:26 PM  

Neondistraction: First off, no way in hell am I waiting 20 minutes in line for farking McDonald's.

Second, is there any actual evidence that the workers were farking in the back?



If they have a way to escape..Some places, there is no way out once you get in in the order line..
I had an inordinately long wait for 4 freaking tacos at Jack In The Box a couple months ago..
The cost for idling my car that long was probably more than I spent on the food..At least they were good..
But not waiting like 15-20 mins good...Short staffed or whatever..I know...I'll just help keep their lines
short by not going there...
 
2021-12-01 12:12:44 AM  

corseil: This is unprofessional. When I worked at McDonald's we always waited until after closing and had sex in the parking lot like civilized people.


Never did a quickie in the walk-in?
 
2021-12-01 12:36:28 AM  

corseil: This is unprofessional. When I worked at McDonald's we always waited until after closing and had sex in the parking lot like civilized people.


McDonald's was my first job in high school. I walked in on the manager nailing a shift supervisor in dry storage. The sights and sounds were unreal, like watching someone smashing two person-sized canned hams together.
 
2021-12-01 12:40:53 AM  

WhippingBoi: I once got busy in a Wendy's freezer.


Sounds less ideal than a Burger King bathroom.
 
2021-12-01 12:54:10 AM  

Funk Brothers: Jake Havechek: 4 days of the week I get a sausage egg McMuffin and sometimes with a coffee for breakfast. Everybody on the morning shift has it rung up already when I approach the register.

That sounds so unhealthy. I usually eat oatmeal or cereal or Nutella on toast w/Greek Yogurt for breakfast.


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2021-12-01 1:01:40 AM  

WhippingBoi: I once got busy in a Wendy's freezer.


That's how they keep their meat fresh?
 
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