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(MSN)   Feds say Houston man spent $1.6 million in COVID-19 relief fund money on cars, strip clubs. The rest he just wasted   (msn.com) divider line
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1645 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2021 at 1:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-30 12:28:13 PM  
If I could have back all of the money I've spent on cars and strippers... I would spend it on cars and strippers.
 
2021-11-30 1:13:25 PM  
Sounds like someone who deserves prison.

Those funds should have been set up to be incredibly easy to get, and with dire consequences for farking around.
 
2021-11-30 1:39:49 PM  
Now he spends nine years of his life rotting in some Texas jail for a hell of a party. That's a dear price to pay .
 
2021-11-30 1:39:58 PM  
Sounds like he was helping with the stimulation package.
 
2021-11-30 1:40:48 PM  
I feel bad for this generation of strippers. They are just not that computer saavy to set up an Onlyfans page. So you get a bunch of high school dropouts that are still using Windows XP. And that's not sexy.
 
2021-11-30 1:43:55 PM  

Solty Dog: I feel bad for this generation of strippers. They are just not that computer saavy to set up an Onlyfans page. So you get a bunch of high school dropouts that are still using Windows XP. And that's not sexy.


Oh really?
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2021-11-30 1:44:13 PM  
He said he spent $16 million on Charity
 
2021-11-30 1:44:24 PM  
Won't somebody think about all the single moms he was helping? This is the holiday season. Could have at least waited until the day after Christmas to bust the guy.
 
2021-11-30 1:48:33 PM  

beezeltown: Sounds like he was helping with the stimulation package.


Meh, lemme try again:

Stimulation package? More like "package" stimulation!

Tip yer waitresses...
 
2021-11-30 1:49:31 PM  
Should've done this through a hedge fund.
 
2021-11-30 1:50:36 PM  
And he'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for that pesky skin color racism thing.
I mean he learned it from watching you, successful white people in positions of power and authority doing stuff like this his whole life.
 
2021-11-30 1:58:38 PM  

Gubbo: Sounds like someone who deserves prison.

Those funds should have been set up to be incredibly easy to get, and with dire consequences for farking around.


"Just sign your name and pinky swear to use the money as intended. If you don't, the death penalty awaits."

Then televise the first one busted, or as many as needed to get the point across.
 
2021-11-30 2:02:22 PM  

indy_kid: Gubbo: Sounds like someone who deserves prison.

Those funds should have been set up to be incredibly easy to get, and with dire consequences for farking around.

"Just sign your name and pinky swear to use the money as intended. If you don't, the death penalty awaits."

Then televise the first one busted, or as many as needed to get the point across.


I think people who do stuff like this either:

- think they're too smart to be caught
- don't care if they're caught
 
2021-11-30 2:12:42 PM  

PvtStash: I mean he learned it from watching you, successful white people in positions of power and authority doing stuff like this his whole life.


No, I had a Dad.
 
2021-11-30 2:20:34 PM  

akya: Solty Dog: I feel bad for this generation of strippers. They are just not that computer saavy to set up an Onlyfans page. So you get a bunch of high school dropouts that are still using Windows XP. And that's not sexy.

Oh really?
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I'd angrily click it.
 
2021-11-30 2:21:29 PM  

Thunderboy: indy_kid: Gubbo: Sounds like someone who deserves prison.

Those funds should have been set up to be incredibly easy to get, and with dire consequences for farking around.

"Just sign your name and pinky swear to use the money as intended. If you don't, the death penalty awaits."

Then televise the first one busted, or as many as needed to get the point across.

I think people who do stuff like this either:

- think they're too smart to be caught
- don't care if they're caught


-have poor impulse control
 
2021-11-30 2:34:13 PM  
Guess what?

Every one of those payments involves a certain measure of good ol Murican fraud.

And they call Mexicans corrupt for grabbing a 20 instead of writing a traffic ticket.
 
2021-11-30 2:41:32 PM  
So in order to actually get caught they have to come close to setting themselves on fire in the state capitol while passing out $100 bills in the nude driving a Lamborghini.

Fine police work Lou.
 
2021-11-30 2:43:18 PM  
I'm sure the auto dealers and stripers appreciated the relief and decreased financial worries from the unorthodox distribution of government funding.
 
2021-11-30 2:58:03 PM  
he bought a Urus?  a Ur-us? On purpose? Really?   he should go to jail just for that alone.
 
2021-11-30 2:59:07 PM  
Now How do I get $1Mil?
 
2021-11-30 3:40:03 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Should've done this through a hedge fund.


Or at least invest in a Brazilian
 
2021-11-30 3:47:28 PM  
I bet right before he went to jail he had quite an epiphany.

And not the Epiphany he gave $900 in one dollar bills to that night at Deja Voo.
 
2021-11-30 4:28:40 PM  
Solty Dog:

I don't know any strippers that use Windows XP. Their kids get fancy laptops and they share it with mom.
 
2021-11-30 4:50:32 PM  
This dumbass could have kicked it in the Caribbean or South Pacific for the rest of his life. With hookers if he so chose. But noooooo.

Sheeit, crime is totally wasted on most criminals.
 
2021-11-30 6:40:24 PM  
Why is it that everybody who scams a lot of cash buys one or more expensive cars with it? I'd buy gold and squirrel it away for the day I got out of prison.
 
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