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(BBC-US)   Officers "stood outside the cell of a suicidal detainee under constant supervision wearing George Michael masks and danced outside the cell whilst staring at the detainee"   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-11-30 11:50:03 AM  
Artist's depiction:
Smell of Reeves and Mortimer - Stars in Their Eyes
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2021-11-30 12:15:27 PM  
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2021-11-30 12:23:23 PM  
G4S.

Blackwater on a budget.
 
2021-11-30 12:24:56 PM  
I'm sure these are just the extremely rare "bad apples" people tell me are almost as elusive as Sasquach.
 
2021-11-30 12:25:44 PM  
What does regular police brutality not do it for them? Is it like Porn where if you don't pause for a couple of weeks you have to go into the weird fetishes?
 
2021-11-30 12:26:42 PM  
In prison you gotta' have faith, faith, faith
 
2021-11-30 12:28:01 PM  
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2021-11-30 12:28:02 PM  

GranoblasticMan: I'm sure these are just the extremely rare "bad apples" people tell me are almost as elusive as Sasquach.


G4S is private security.  They are the dregs and scum that can't be cops and are too rotten for the private military contractors.

I know some guys in G4S and they are right where they belong.
 
2021-11-30 12:31:04 PM  
Here's the US response:
"I Learned It By Watching You" Anti-Drug PSA
Youtube Y-Elr5K2Vuo
 
2021-11-30 12:35:17 PM  

Gyrfalcon: GranoblasticMan: I'm sure these are just the extremely rare "bad apples" people tell me are almost as elusive as Sasquach.

G4S is private security.  They are the dregs and scum that can't be cops and are too rotten for the private military contractors.

I know some guys in G4S and they are right where they belong.


Ah, the joys of outsourcing to the lowest bidder.
 
2021-11-30 12:36:20 PM  
Tiger Beat George Michael, or junkie cruising public toilets George Michael?
 
2021-11-30 12:36:25 PM  
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I'd love to see you naked, baby
I'd like to think that sometime, maybe
Tonight, if that's alright, yeah
Hey, you're just too funky for me
I gotta get inside of you (won't let you go)
I won't let you, no-no
Hey, you're just too funky for me
 
2021-11-30 12:37:43 PM  
That is truly bizarre, but you've got to admire the commitment to the bit.
 
2021-11-30 12:37:44 PM  
These guys have far too much down time. Grab a broom.
 
2021-11-30 12:38:16 PM  
Shocking when ordered to herd people like cattle you stop seeing them as human.
 
2021-11-30 12:41:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: GranoblasticMan: I'm sure these are just the extremely rare "bad apples" people tell me are almost as elusive as Sasquach.

G4S is private security.  They are the dregs and scum that can't be cops and are too rotten for the private military contractors.

I know some guys in G4S and they are right where they belong.


No, they really aren't.
 
2021-11-30 12:43:31 PM  

Gyrfalcon: GranoblasticMan: I'm sure these are just the extremely rare "bad apples" people tell me are almost as elusive as Sasquach.

G4S is private security.  They are the dregs and scum that can't be cops and are too rotten for the private military contractors.

I know some guys in G4S and they are right where they belong.


It sounds to me like they're on the wrong side of the cell door.
 
2021-11-30 12:46:03 PM  

farkitallletitend: These guys have far too much down time. Grab a broom.


Um...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/broomstick-hazing-lawsuit-damascus/2021/08/12/fb45fe90-df2b-11eb-b507-697762d090dd_story.html
 
2021-11-30 12:46:56 PM  

farkitallletitend: These guys have far too much down time. Grab a broom.


I shudder to think what they'd do with it. Taking a page out of the NYPD's handbook doesn't sound too farfetched for this lot.
 
2021-11-30 12:51:20 PM  
Am I still on Earth? What the fark did I just read?
 
2021-11-30 12:52:17 PM  
1. Who?
2. Very good mask, if you can tell that they're staring at you.
 
2021-11-30 12:54:10 PM  
I wasn't aware George Michael masks were available.
 
2021-11-30 12:58:15 PM  
The one bit of George Michael kind of distracts from the rest of the story.  Sadly on Fark, the George Michael bit is all that matters.  Oh well.  I don't need a welcome to fark here, since I'm certainly not surprised.

We could be the other predictable thing talking about how all law enforcement people are pigs just waiting for an opportunity to illustrate it.  I mean predictable, sure, but probably true nonetheless.

Ah, what the hell...

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2021-11-30 12:58:50 PM  

mrspeacock: I wasn't aware George Michael masks were available.


You'll find one in the conservatory along with a candlestick
Go on in
 
2021-11-30 1:00:17 PM  
I still struggle to understand why they were doing what they were doing. He was a defenceless detainee.

And there's your answer.
 
2021-11-30 1:00:49 PM  
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Sounds like they took a few pointers from the good ol US military at Abu Ghraib. No one does sexual humiliation like Christian based leaders of the free world.
 
2021-11-30 1:05:04 PM  
Let's go to the videotape!
 
2021-11-30 1:06:19 PM  
George Michael Sports Machine Open, 8/21/1988
Youtube sCC3RQsGitg
 
2021-11-30 1:14:16 PM  

iron de havilland: Artist's depiction:
[YouTube video: Smell of Reeves and Mortimer - Stars in Their Eyes]


First thing I thought of.

Done in one.

Came to post this.

Etc.
 
2021-11-30 1:19:03 PM  
I love when people harass and torture those less fortunate. It makes me feel less bad about the impending doom.

Leave the less fortunate alone for farks sake. They are not coming to your country for a change of scenery they are trying to find a better and safer existence for themselves and their families. How about you help them out. Help find them work, I'll bet they are willing. Help them find housing, I'll bet they are grateful.

Help them be productive members for their families and communities. Just shiatting in them hurts your cause.
 
2021-11-30 1:25:02 PM  
so is it true that guilty feet have got no rhythm?
 
2021-11-30 1:29:21 PM  
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2021-11-30 1:30:07 PM  

fluffy_pope: so is it true that guilty feet have got no rhythm?


Difficulty: As I understand it, sociopaths do not experience feelings of guilt.
 
2021-11-30 1:32:58 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: fluffy_pope: so is it true that guilty feet have got no rhythm?

Difficulty: As I understand it, sociopaths do not experience feelings of guilt.


you're thinking of osteopaths.
 
2021-11-30 3:07:27 PM  

ko_kyi: [YouTube video: George Michael Sports Machine Open, 8/21/1988]


A wow fark is old moment.

But yeah.  Lotsa people made that joke back then.  😁
 
2021-11-30 4:16:33 PM  
Hours of Careless Whisper would probably put me over the edge, and I'm not even being repatriated.
 
2021-11-30 7:23:06 PM  

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2021-11-30 7:28:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: G4S.

Blackwater on a budget.


If they have a budget, you know it's not definitely not Blackwater.
 
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