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(NBC News)   Barbados officially cuts ties with the Queen, becomes an independent Republic, appoints Rihanna special ambassador. The dream of Farkistan seems closer than ever. Who would be our special ambassador?   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, British Empire, United Kingdom, Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, Commonwealth realm, former British colony of Barbados, Monarchy of the United Kingdom, Prince Charles, British royal family  
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2021-11-30 8:44:24 AM  
Gorgor?
 
2021-11-30 9:03:10 AM  

edmo: Gorgor?


Me, but only to crash the computer system of the UN for my diplomatic passport.
 
2021-11-30 9:20:23 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:04:59 AM  
The Designated Dirver?
 
2021-11-30 10:32:02 AM  
RugbyJock
 
2021-11-30 10:36:40 AM  
I've heard I had some rather high profile ancestors in Barbados with my family name, going back 400 years.. course, that means some were plantation owners, so it's an awkward subject.
 
2021-11-30 10:46:34 AM  

edmo: Gorgor?


I miss Gorgor...
 
2021-11-30 10:46:56 AM  
Fb-, our father in spirit
 
2021-11-30 10:48:37 AM  

Marbleisheavy: Fb-, our father in spirit


Second.
 
2021-11-30 10:49:00 AM  
Slow down. This is a huge change. Is Drew ready to move to rum from bourbon?
 
2021-11-30 10:49:30 AM  
Typically Tropical - Barbados
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2021-11-30 10:49:49 AM  
Who would be our special ambassador?

Drew?
 
2021-11-30 10:50:26 AM  
Me.  I'm qualified. I owned a special Ambassador:  1969, former Navy staff car, 232 with 3 on the tree.  If that's not a special Ambassador, I don't know what is.
 
2021-11-30 10:50:46 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:51:03 AM  
Wheaton, without a doubt
 
2021-11-30 10:51:18 AM  
Any thoughts, Canada?
 
2021-11-30 10:51:39 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:53:29 AM  
I'm surprised it took this long.  The English who settled Barbados and installed plantations were particularly cruel.  It was essentially Barbadian culture that was exported to Charleston and resulted in that particular culture establishing itself as dominant plantation model in the southern US.
 
2021-11-30 10:57:03 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:57:12 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:59:46 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:00:10 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:00:23 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:00:53 AM  
Probably better...
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2021-11-30 11:01:13 AM  
Weedlord Bonehitler
 
2021-11-30 11:02:08 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:02:54 AM  
In a bit of cruel irony, Queen Elizabeth.
 
2021-11-30 11:03:09 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm surprised it took this long.  The English who settled Barbados and installed plantations were particularly cruel.  It was essentially Barbadian culture that was exported to Charleston and resulted in that particular culture establishing itself as dominant plantation model in the southern US.


Think about the love affair Indians have for the UK and British culture despite the long list of atrocities, occasional incompetence in management and incredibly harsh prejudice they had to endure being a colonial possession.

Although India is a republic and no Queen on the money - but still part of the Commonwealth.
 
2021-11-30 11:03:52 AM  
Special Ambassador Gene Masseth.

/obviously
 
2021-11-30 11:05:37 AM  
I hear there's a headless alligator up for grabs.
 
2021-11-30 11:07:21 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:07:30 AM  
It's still 3AM Eternal and I'm still rocking the Dvorak biatches
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2021-11-30 11:07:43 AM  
Christopher Walken. With cowbell.
 
2021-11-30 11:08:42 AM  
Uh does this position come with retroactive diplomatic immunity? Asking for a friend.
 
2021-11-30 11:08:52 AM  
Where's that turtle?

/I saw him at some point
 
2021-11-30 11:10:02 AM  
Petoria?
 
2021-11-30 11:11:48 AM  
Lipstick Butt Cat
 
2021-11-30 11:12:03 AM  

edmo: Gorgor?


Do you really want to summon... HIM???
 
2021-11-30 11:12:58 AM  
Mel Gibson.
 
2021-11-30 11:13:09 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:13:55 AM  
...better yet.
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2021-11-30 11:14:15 AM  

special20: ...better yet.
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Dammitsomush *tiny clown fist*
 
2021-11-30 11:14:55 AM  
The security guy that gas pedals douchebags.
 
2021-11-30 11:15:08 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:15:09 AM  
The answer is obvious.
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2021-11-30 11:15:38 AM  
No lootie yet?
 
2021-11-30 11:17:30 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:17:32 AM  
I nominate Mark Proksch.
 
2021-11-30 11:18:44 AM  

null: edmo: Gorgor?

Me, but only to crash the computer system of the UN for my diplomatic passport.


My old buddy Bobby TABLES DROP ALL; or whatever that SQL command was that Randall told us about.
 
2021-11-30 11:20:19 AM  
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