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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   If you left a horse head and a decapitated alligator body in a local canal, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley plans to file a lawsuit for copyright infringement   (nbc-2.com) divider line
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2021-11-30 9:17:18 AM  
"There were horses being slaughtered for horse meat and I would hate for that to be this situation," he said.

Well, check the local elementary schools for "sloppy Joe week" and you'll locate the culprit.
 
2021-11-30 9:45:11 AM  
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"This is kind of unnerving a little bit because now I'm going to set cameras up," Steve Miller said, "I hope you get caught. That's all I know... I hope you get caught."

 
2021-11-30 10:02:55 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

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2021-11-30 10:06:44 AM  
We found the Headless Horseman's Horseless Head!
 
2021-11-30 10:07:03 AM  
Great, now there's a horse with an alligator head running around somewhere.
 
2021-11-30 10:09:10 AM  
Aren't all of her works public domain by now? Not the movie versions, maybe, but the original written works?
 
2021-11-30 10:11:41 AM  
That's a hell of an art project.
 
2021-11-30 10:11:46 AM  

UberDave: "There were horses being slaughtered for horse meat and I would hate for that to be this situation," he said.

Well, check the local elementary schools for "sloppy Joe week" and you'll locate the culprit.


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2021-11-30 10:17:34 AM  
Relax.

Who among us has never attempted to build for himself a mighty crocohorse?

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2021-11-30 10:17:54 AM  
Oh my god no! That means somewhere out there is a horse body with an alligator head on it! Some little kid is going to get on the wrong animal at the riding club ... oh no!
 
2021-11-30 10:19:27 AM  
From the crazed wizard that brought us the owl bear?
 
2021-11-30 10:20:45 AM  
No, I said I wanted gaited horse, not gatored.
 
2021-11-30 10:21:58 AM  
Waitaminit... does anyone know what Kirk Cameron's been up to?
 
2021-11-30 10:25:16 AM  
I see the "horse body with gator head" angle is covered.

/was gonna address it myself, but no need
 
2021-11-30 10:32:37 AM  
Better start checking all the local taxidermy places.
 
2021-11-30 10:38:55 AM  

orneryredguy: I see the "horse body with gator head" angle is covered.

/was gonna address it myself, but no need


Same. Fark on A game this morning.
 
2021-11-30 10:44:35 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:46:45 AM  
I wondered what Chuck Testa had been up to lately.
 
2021-11-30 10:50:25 AM  

der Sittenstrolch: Great, now there's a horse with an alligator head running around somewhere.


That seems hella more dangerous than the other way around.
 
2021-11-30 10:50:40 AM  
A horse, a gator, a canal, PANAMA!
 
2021-11-30 10:55:31 AM  
This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight
 
2021-11-30 10:55:55 AM  

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Horse coke please
 
2021-11-30 11:00:47 AM  
Alligator needs a head, horse needs a body...it seems like a simple fix.

"Kill......me......kill.....me....."
 
2021-11-30 11:16:33 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:23:39 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight


What. Da. Fuq.
 
2021-11-30 11:27:58 AM  

DanInKansas: pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight

What. Da. Fuq.


Maybe trophy hunting? I've managed to avoid Florida for most of my life so I dunno.
 
2021-11-30 11:32:14 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image image 625x390]

Horse coke please


Horse Pepsi ok?
 
2021-11-30 11:44:47 AM  

der Sittenstrolch: Great, now there's a horse with an alligator head running around somewhere.


Covered. Good.
 
2021-11-30 12:00:07 PM  
It's like that scene in The Godfather

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2021-11-30 12:02:14 PM  

DanInKansas: pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight

What. Da. Fuq.


Voodoo.
 
2021-11-30 12:32:45 PM  
Was the horse head full of eels?  Because Gunter Grass might like a word, too.
 
2021-11-30 12:58:15 PM  

DanInKansas: pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight

What. Da. Fuq.


Santeria most likely
 
2021-11-30 1:15:54 PM  
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
 
2021-11-30 1:41:39 PM  

anuran: DanInKansas: pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight

What. Da. Fuq.

Santeria most likely


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2021-11-30 3:07:08 PM  
I was wondering where I left that.
I really gotta cut back on the bath salts.
 
2021-11-30 3:12:26 PM  

HailRobonia: anuran: DanInKansas: pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight

What. Da. Fuq.

Santeria most likely

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Very droll. To be serious for a moment the religion of Santeria has a lot of followers in Florida. A number of Santeria observances call for sacrificing animals and either bringing them to a santera/santero or abandoning parts in certain sorts of locations
 
2021-11-30 4:56:12 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: pastramithemosterotic: The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image image 625x390]

Horse coke please

Horse Pepsi ok?


nay
 
2021-11-30 5:03:17 PM  

UberDave: "There were horses being slaughtered for horse meat and I would hate for that to be this situation," he said.

Well, check the local elementary schools for "sloppy Joe week" and you'll locate the culprit.


There's no good reason for horse meat to be illegal. "But... But... But... YOU CAN'T EAT MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!" isn't a good reason.
 
2021-11-30 7:58:45 PM  
anuran:

There's no good reason for horse meat to be illegal. "But... But... But... YOU CAN'T EAT MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!!" isn't a good reason.

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2021-11-30 11:46:26 PM  

anuran: DanInKansas: pastramithemosterotic: This is actually pretty common in SWFL.

Poke around enough in the middle of the state and decapitated animal carcasses are a common sight

What. Da. Fuq.

Santeria most likely


I guess I wouldn't know.

Because I don't practice santeria.

Oh, and also, I don't have a crystal ball
 
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