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(Yahoo)   Maybe the anglerfish just wanted to enjoy a day at the beach, Linda. You ever think about that?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Weird, San Diego, Ocean, Pacific Ocean, rare Pacific footballfish, Fish, larger anglerfish species, Oceanography, California  
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2021-11-30 9:59:55 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:22:34 AM  

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I feel seen.
 
2021-11-30 10:25:28 AM  

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Don't be obtuse
 
2021-11-30 10:27:48 AM  
Look up anglerfish reproduction.
 
2021-11-30 10:28:19 AM  

RolfBlitzer: kdawg7736: [th.bing.com image 750x499]

Don't be obtuse


uh...cute. But it's angler-fish. You took the bait.
 
2021-11-30 10:29:40 AM  

Schmerd1948: RolfBlitzer: kdawg7736: [th.bing.com image 750x499]

Don't be obtuse

uh...cute. But it's angler-fish. You took the bait.


Oh. I'm sorry.
 
2021-11-30 10:31:32 AM  
Was it dead? I would imagine so, but...???
 
2021-11-30 10:33:03 AM  

spiritplumber: Look up anglerfish reproduction.


Huh. TIL about parasitic reproduction. "the male becomes parasitic and never releases from his mate again, feeding from her blood, and becoming little more than a sperm factory."

See honey, at least I leave you alone afterwards.
 
2021-11-30 10:35:02 AM  

VigoDeCarpathia: spiritplumber: Look up anglerfish reproduction.

Huh. TIL about parasitic reproduction. "the male becomes parasitic and never releases from his mate again, feeding from her blood, and becoming little more than a sperm factory."

See honey, at least I leave you alone afterwards.


I've known some guys like that.
 
2021-11-30 10:36:18 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:37:20 AM  
if it rose from the deep, why didn't it go all blobby and um, flaccid from lack of pressure?
 
2021-11-30 10:45:46 AM  
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2021-11-30 10:48:01 AM  
Cool.
I'd pay a fair bit of money to send that to a taxidermist so I could display it on my mantel.
 
2021-11-30 10:49:26 AM  
Subby, I really like the usage of Linda in the headline. She's like the Karen of the ocean gawkers
 
2021-11-30 10:49:41 AM  

spiritplumber: Look up anglerfish reproduction.


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2021-11-30 11:12:58 AM  
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2021-11-30 11:14:58 AM  

MythDragon: spiritplumber: Look up anglerfish reproduction.

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That is horrifying and yet still better than my retirement plan.
 
2021-11-30 11:16:45 AM  

bumfuzzled: MythDragon: spiritplumber: Look up anglerfish reproduction.

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That is horrifying and yet still better than my retirement plan.


actually letting guys fuse their balls into you can be quite lucrative.
 
2021-11-30 11:19:22 AM  
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True Facts About The Angler Fish
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2021-11-30 11:20:26 AM  
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Maybe the fish went to San Diego just to whack it?
 
2021-11-30 12:27:04 PM  
Is it literally *just* the balls left?  Fish spawn by jizzing all over the place while the female she-jizzes eggs also all over the place, right?  So one of these 16-balled chicks will be swimming along with 9 fountains of jizz spewing out of her at all angles?

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2021-11-30 12:29:54 PM  

cookiedough: if it rose from the deep, why didn't it go all blobby and um, flaccid from lack of pressure?


Because you touch yourself.
 
2021-11-30 12:55:36 PM  
Girls und Panzer Anglerfish Dance (Full Version)
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At least their song is better that Baby Shark.
 
2021-11-30 10:01:45 PM  

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At least their song is better that Baby Shark.


Can't.
Look.
Away.
 
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