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(News.com.au)   There's keeping your eye on the ball, then there's taking it too far (not safe for lunch)   (news.com.au) divider line
    More: Scary, Serie A, F.C. Internazionale Milano, surgeon Gianpaolo Tartaro, S.S. Lazio, S.S.C. Napoli, LIVE coverage, Surgery, Serie B  
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2021-11-30 4:37:12 AM  
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2021-11-30 5:52:07 AM  
I didn't see that coming.
 
2021-11-30 6:57:28 AM  
He can go as a pirate on Halloween now.

Such a horrific injury should be treated as a permanent disability. Seriously, he needs to be retired from playing to prevent further damage to his eyesight. Retired with more than adequate compensation, IMHO.
 
2021-11-30 7:26:25 AM  
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2021-11-30 8:47:46 AM  
So real flopping has finally occurred in football.
 
2021-11-30 9:14:12 AM  
So, how did that happen? The article is light on details.
 
2021-11-30 9:29:50 AM  
So he didn't finish the game?  Lightweight.  Vader says hi.
 
2021-11-30 9:33:47 AM  

bighairyguy: So he didn't finish the game?  Lightweight.  Vader says hi.


Oddly enough I can watch sid break his leg in half 20 times, but just the idea of watching the vader eye match is a big nope for me, even though I know you won't actually see what happened.
 
2021-11-30 9:34:29 AM  

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2021-11-30 9:52:53 AM  
Oh hell no

Nothing worse than eye injuries
 
2021-11-30 10:22:41 AM  

sozelle: So, how did that happen? The article is light on details.


Article mentioned that he hit the head of another player with his and shattered his eye socket.
 
2021-11-30 11:21:52 AM  
Pfft.  Amateur.
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/any excuse to post this video
 
2021-11-30 1:32:29 PM  
oh shiat, I couldn't figure out what happened - I was looking for an eye protruding from the socket. I didn't even know that could happen, where it moves under the face/skin. for some reason that is much more horrifying (and the other is bad enough).
 
2021-11-30 1:38:33 PM  
CSS (also possibly NSFL): once when I was working at a vet clinic, we got a frantic call from a family saying their dogs got into a scuffle and one had an eye hanging out. we figured they meant it was just poking up from the socket a bit and said no problem, bring him in and we'll get it sorted. nope - poor doggo's entire eyeball was dangling out by the optic nerve.
 
2021-11-30 3:46:32 PM  
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