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(News.com.au)   That's a bold strategy, Cotton - Ghislaine Maxwell's defence: "But Epstein was worse"   (news.com.au) divider line
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2021-11-30 4:09:52 AM  
Her defense lawyer..
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Why do they always look evil?

F*ck, she looks like she just finished stomping a puppy to death...
 
2021-11-30 4:28:23 AM  
'Sure, I trafficked in child sex slaves, but I didn't have sex with them myself!'
 
2021-11-30 5:28:33 AM  
In other words.

"I'm guilty as fark, but whatabout..."

Not exactly a unique strategy, hell I see it on Fark every damn day.
 
2021-11-30 5:37:50 AM  
So her strategy is:

"They were all above the age of 16 which is the age of consent where this all happened, so it was legal"

and

"Jeffery Epstein is the real criminal here. Even though everything we did was legal, he was the real bad guy. You just want to blame me for the really bad stuff he did. Which was legal. But he did all the illegal stuff. Not me."
 
2021-11-30 5:43:25 AM  
Well by that metric, princess, we can all just run amok since we aren't murdering, raping, and eating babies six times a day like that cannibal in Russia (Chikatilo?). That isn't how this works.
 
2021-11-30 5:45:56 AM  

Demetrius: So her strategy is:

"They were all above the age of 16 which is the age of consent where this all happened, so it was legal"

and

"Jeffery Epstein is the real criminal here. Even though everything we did was legal, he was the real bad guy. You just want to blame me for the really bad stuff he did. Which was legal. But he did all the illegal stuff. Not me."


To be fair, what other defense do they possibly have? She did that shiat and may she rot in hell.
 
2021-11-30 5:48:33 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Well by that metric, princess, we can all just run amok since we aren't murdering, raping, and eating babies six times a day like that cannibal in Russia (Chikatilo?). That isn't how this works.


I'd like to think that the prosecution has such a slam dunk, open and shut case (and that defense knows it) that they're going with the "throw-anything-at-the-wall-and-see-if​-it-sticks" defense strategy. Blaming a dead guy and his victims sure seems to fit that game plan.
 
2021-11-30 5:51:58 AM  

Redh8t: Her defense lawyer..
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Why do they always look evil?

F*ck, she looks like she just finished stomping a puppy to death...


Dark side corruption.
 
2021-11-30 5:54:39 AM  
Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?
 
2021-11-30 5:58:52 AM  

Redh8t: Her defense lawyer..
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Why do they always look evil?

F*ck, she looks like she just finished stomping a puppy to death...


2nd one looks like she's trying to do a Mitch McConnell impression
 
2021-11-30 6:00:19 AM  
Well shiat, subby, she was the personal pimp for the most infamous pedophile rapist in the world. Jizzlane doesn't exactly have many options for her defense.

Though seeing her lawyer call Epstein "a man who did bad things" was definitely a jaw drop moment. Sure, you PoS, and the Holodomor was just a bit of hunger.
 
2021-11-30 6:00:36 AM  
She seems incompetent. Good.
 
2021-11-30 6:03:03 AM  
More discussion about the age of consent than a Libertarian Party convention.  Definitely a good sign for the defense.
 
2021-11-30 6:16:33 AM  
About that:

- Some of the victims were as young as 14
- She gained their confidence by playing 'friend' and giving them money
- She was well aware that Epstein wanted them for sex
- She paid them to give him massages while they were undressed
- She often had sex with them herself
- She procured them (hunted and collected)

I've said from the beginning that Jizzstain is, in fact, WORSE than Epstein because she ran his game for him and she betrayed other females in the worst imaginable way. Any of these young girls end up dead? I suppose that's possible.

Anyway, no sympathies from me at all. Fark her to hell.
 
2021-11-30 6:16:39 AM  
The repeated use of "filling that hole" seems a very poor choice of words. Especially by the defense.
 
2021-11-30 6:21:03 AM  

Alphax: 'Sure, I trafficked in child sex slaves, but I didn't have sex with them myself!'


"That much"
 
2021-11-30 6:24:15 AM  
And, again: WHERE is this worthless coont's mugshot? Did they arrest this devil binch or not?

Let's see it.
 
2021-11-30 6:29:39 AM  

omg bbq: Alphax: 'Sure, I trafficked in child sex slaves, but I didn't have sex with them myself!'

"That much"


'I told them to destroy that strap-on..'
 
2021-11-30 6:36:19 AM  

NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?


The serpent was named Jeffrey?
 
2021-11-30 6:38:20 AM  
The defense's only witness is one Hannover Fist?  Never heard of him.
 
2021-11-30 6:38:49 AM  
 Guessing they'll throw the book at her because:
1) they couldn't convict Epstein. I think if they threw the book at him, then they probably would have given her lesser punishment*.
2) I'm assuming the three letter agencies already got the files they wanted so they won't need to bargain with her.

/*not saying she doesn't deserve to face the law, just going by how the law is applied when both a male and female suspect are involved.
 
2021-11-30 7:01:31 AM  

phenn: And, again: WHERE is this worthless coont's mugshot? Did they arrest this devil binch or not?

Let's see it.


The mugshot hasn't been released simply because it's against policy
 
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2021-11-30 7:05:16 AM  

thepeterd: phenn: And, again: WHERE is this worthless coont's mugshot? Did they arrest this devil binch or not?

Let's see it.

The mugshot hasn't been released simply because it's against policy


DOJ releases pretrial mugshots all the damn time. So no, bullshiat.
 
2021-11-30 7:11:52 AM  
"I wasn't as bad as Hitler." didn't work out for people at Nuremberg.
 
2021-11-30 7:14:08 AM  

phenn: About that:

- Some of the victims were as young as 14
- She gained their confidence by playing 'friend' and giving them money
- She was well aware that Epstein wanted them for sex
- She paid them to give him massages while they were undressed
- She often had sex with them herself
- She procured them (hunted and collected)

I've said from the beginning that Jizzstain is, in fact, WORSE than Epstein because she ran his game for him and she betrayed other females in the worst imaginable way. Any of these young girls end up dead? I suppose that's possible.

Anyway, no sympathies from me at all. Fark her to hell.


Agreed. But there are only four women involved in this trial. If they were above the age of consent, that's going to be a problem for the prosecutors. At least, i think it will be (IANAL).
 
2021-11-30 7:17:03 AM  

NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?


It was.

I was thinking that I've been enticed in to the bad behavior of men myself. But when it came time to actually committing bad behavior along with them, that's always been my choice...

(I've got a lot of empathy for the desperate and underage girls. Maxwell doesn't fit that bill.)
 
2021-11-30 7:20:07 AM  
"Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time."

IANAL but... quoting from the Bible this early on in a trial cannot be a sign of a winning case.
 
2021-11-30 7:20:23 AM  

thepeterd: phenn: And, again: WHERE is this worthless coont's mugshot? Did they arrest this devil binch or not?

Let's see it.

The mugshot hasn't been released simply because it's against policy


They release everyone else's. Seems stupid.
 
2021-11-30 7:23:03 AM  

Redh8t: Her defense lawyer..
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Why do they always look evil?

F*ck, she looks like she just finished stomping a puppy to death...


She just needed a puppy or two more to finish making her fur coat.
 
2021-11-30 7:25:12 AM  
I'd really like to see Epstein's clients getting prosecuted.
 
2021-11-30 7:26:44 AM  

erik-k: Jizzlane


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2021-11-30 7:27:25 AM  

thepeterd: phenn: And, again: WHERE is this worthless coont's mugshot? Did they arrest this devil binch or not?

Let's see it.

The mugshot hasn't been released simply because it's against policy


https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/bank-robbe​r​s
 
2021-11-30 7:29:58 AM  

bthom37: More discussion about the age of consent than a Libertarian Party convention.  Definitely a good sign for the defense.


Also, aren't these Federal charges? If so, the state age of consent doesn't apply. Ask Chuck Berry about that one.

https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos​/​citizens-guide-us-federal-law-child-se​x-trafficking
 
2021-11-30 7:30:18 AM  

Redh8t: Her defense lawyer..
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Why do they always look evil?

F*ck, she looks like she just finished stomping a puppy to death...


Jamie Lee Curtis has really let herself go.
 
2021-11-30 7:32:14 AM  
Sixteen may have been the age of consent there, but I recall something about crossing staid lions for immortal porpoises.
 
2021-11-30 7:36:36 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Sixteen may have been the age of consent there, but I recall something about crossing staid lions for immortal porpoises.


The barrels on those kids were an inch too long, it's all good
 
2021-11-30 7:38:25 AM  

Alphax: 'Sure, I trafficked in child sex slaves, but I didn't have sex with them myself!'


Spoiler alert:
 
2021-11-30 7:40:21 AM  

NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?


Read your Aerosmith, bro:

Man, he was believer
Lady was deceiver
So the story goes, but you see
The snake was he and she just climbed right up his tree
 
2021-11-30 7:41:35 AM  

a flying monkey made me do it: The repeated use of "filling that hole" seems a very poor choice of words. Especially by the defense.


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2021-11-30 7:47:18 AM  
I would cut the deal of the century for her if every single client ended up behind bars.
 
2021-11-30 7:47:59 AM  
Sing.
Write a book
Name the names.

If help was coming, it would have already been here (in a nice, lemony polonium spritzer)
If they trusted you, you'd be in a nice villa in the Country De La Non Extradionereo  (it's not on any map you can buy)
 
2021-11-30 7:48:38 AM  
Still not sure she isn't Epstein in a Beatles wig.
 
2021-11-30 7:51:12 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Sixteen may have been the age of consent there, but I recall something about crossing staid lions for immortal porpoises.


That only applies to poor people and African American rock legends.  If you do it in a Lear jet, it's not a crime.
 
2021-11-30 7:55:48 AM  

NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?


I was wondering that myself. What crime did Adam commit?
 
2021-11-30 7:57:33 AM  

lefty248: NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?

I was wondering that myself. What crime did Adam commit?


He ate the apple; he just wasn't first.
 
2021-11-30 7:57:38 AM  

Alphax: omg bbq: Alphax: 'Sure, I trafficked in child sex slaves, but I didn't have sex with them myself!'

"That much"

'I told them to destroy that strap-on..'


I want to know what happened to all the video tape that was taken. Bet she was on plenty of it.
 
2021-11-30 8:00:08 AM  

NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?


Eve was framed.
 
2021-11-30 8:02:49 AM  

dionysusaur: NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?

Eve was framed.


Did you see the way she was dressed?  She had it coming.
 
2021-11-30 8:03:22 AM  
I have a hard time following this story because it's just so goddamn infuriating. Crush everyone involved and burn their properties to the ground. First generation offspring....mmmm...I haven't decided that part yet. That's the infuriating part.
 
2021-11-30 8:05:40 AM  

jimjays: lefty248: NephilimNexus: Her lawyer, Bobbi Sternheim, invoked the Bible at the start of her opening statement as the trial of Maxwell began, arguing that women have been condemned for crimes committed by men since the beginning of time.

Now it's been a while since I read it, but wasn't it Eve who bit the apple first?

I was wondering that myself. What crime did Adam commit?

He ate the apple; he just wasn't first.


From the beginning men have always thought with the wrong head. If he had just kept it behind the fig leaf!
 
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