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2021-11-29 8:33:20 PM  
Meat that old is really tough unless you stew it for a long time.
 
2021-11-29 8:43:12 PM  
They fix the cable?

Although being that old, I bet the VCR still blinks 12:00.
 
2021-11-29 8:48:00 PM  
Got him right in the Lyndeborough.
Who needs editors?
 
2021-11-29 8:49:46 PM  
Don't most states require that guns are unloaded before you transport them in a car?
 
2021-11-29 8:50:59 PM  

Billy Liar: Don't most states require that guns are unloaded before you transport them in a car?


Yeah. This is why.
 
2021-11-29 8:52:20 PM  
Forget about it, it's Cow Hampshire.
 
2021-11-29 9:29:23 PM  
I think that's three accidental hunter shootings in under 24 hours here on Fark.
 
2021-11-29 9:49:50 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:28:20 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:29:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: Billy Liar: Don't most states require that guns are unloaded before you transport them in a car?

Yeah. This is why.


But there's no such thing as an unloaded gun. Paradox!
 
2021-11-29 10:30:54 PM  
It was good he called 911, but he shouldn't have field dressed him.
 
2021-11-29 10:34:37 PM  
They eat some bacon, smoke a cigarette and beat their wives before pounding a handle of rot gut whiskey?
 
2021-11-29 10:35:07 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:36:36 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:40:49 PM  
When can we expect someone to come in and explain how important it is to unload and how they do it every time and how they keep their gun in a nuclear bunker type safe etc etc
 
2021-11-29 10:41:14 PM  
My dad is 86. He's not a hunter and never has been.  But I farking love that old bastard.
 
2021-11-29 10:41:26 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:43:27 PM  
AN 82 YEAR OLD was SHOT in the HUNT?!
 
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2021-11-29 10:45:52 PM  

NeoCortex42: They fix the cable?

Although being that old, I bet the VCR still blinks 12:00.


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What part is supposed to blink?
 
2021-11-29 10:52:12 PM  
They got COVID?
 
2021-11-29 11:11:23 PM  

NeoCortex42: They fix the cable?

Although being that old, I bet the VCR still blinks 12:00.


They haven't gotten past peeling the film off the display screen, so it's stuck on 12:08.
 
2021-11-29 11:21:23 PM  
Guns: Still safer than a Takata airbag.
 
2021-11-29 11:56:44 PM  
Sounds like Clarkson and May are hard at work on the sequel to "Massive Hunt."
 
2021-11-30 12:10:18 AM  

RepoManTSM: They got COVID?


They farked like monkeys?

/really old monkeys
//enough friction to start a forest fire
///too many dislocated joints to escape alive
 
2021-11-30 12:33:38 AM  
You immediately assume one of them is a vice president?
 
2021-11-30 12:34:28 AM  
Wait, I'm confused - was one of them shot in the face or not?
 
2021-11-30 12:35:12 AM  
So what you're saying, subby, is that we shouldn't read fark?
 
2021-11-30 12:36:37 AM  

BafflerMeal: So what you're saying, subby, is that we shouldn't read fark?


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2021-11-30 12:41:34 AM  
That's on the level of slow death I never want to know.
 
2021-11-30 12:59:30 AM  

Prof. Frink: RepoManTSM: They got COVID?

They farked like monkeys?

/really old monkeys
//enough friction to start a forest fire
///too many dislocated joints to escape alive


Frink, what the hell is the matter with you?  That's horrible

/minks
//they farked like minks
///really old minks
 
2021-11-30 1:07:19 AM  

Billy Liar: Don't most states require that guns are unloaded before you transport them in a car?


Old people are convinced they always know best, and feel that "meddlesome regulations" don't apply to them.

/There should be a maximum age for voting as well
 
2021-11-30 1:18:17 AM  

Excelsior: Billy Liar: Don't most states require that guns are unloaded before you transport them in a car?

Old people are convinced they always know best, and feel that "meddlesome regulations" don't apply to them.

/There should be a maximum age for voting as well


On the other hand young people are well-known for single-mindedly following the rules to the letter for the betterment of everyone around them.
 
2021-11-30 1:20:15 AM  
Goin' Huntin'
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2021-11-30 1:26:51 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Prof. Frink: RepoManTSM: They got COVID?

They farked like monkeys?

/really old monkeys
//enough friction to start a forest fire
///too many dislocated joints to escape alive

Frink, what the hell is the matter with you?  That's horrible

/minks
//they farked like minks
///really old minks


Point well taken. Now that we don't hunt them for their fur, they're making a come-back, as it were.
 
2021-11-30 1:29:50 AM  

scalpod: On the other hand young people are well-known for single-mindedly following the rules to the letter for the betterment of everyone around them.


Young people have to live with the consequences of people's votes for a hell of a lot longer than old timers do.

/Brexit in a nutshell: Russia tricking old people to fark over the country for generations.
 
2021-11-30 1:33:46 AM  

Excelsior: scalpod: On the other hand young people are well-known for single-mindedly following the rules to the letter for the betterment of everyone around them.

Young people have to live with the consequences of people's votes for a hell of a lot longer than old timers do.

/Brexit in a nutshell: Russia tricking old people to fark over the country for generations.


Brexit in a nutshell is ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY IN A NUTSHELL
 
2021-11-30 1:34:38 AM  
If you think you country invented idiots? Guess what?

You're right. They did.
 
2021-11-30 2:29:29 AM  
"The Wilton man was hit by a bullet from the rifle of his 83-year-old hunting companion as the rifle was being placed into the vehicle at about 5 p.m. Saturday and a round remaining in the chamber was fired."

I know he only has a few years left on this planet but for those remaining years he should not be allowed to own or even use any firearm.
 
2021-11-30 4:26:42 AM  
guess: they shot each other

reads article: accidental discharge, wow I am impressed, at that age I figured they would be shooting blanks

problem with guess: not florida
 
2021-11-30 6:21:41 AM  

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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - 'He was a dick!'
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2021-11-30 6:30:48 AM  
It's a leg wound, he's obliged to track the blood trail to the hospital and finish him off now
 
2021-11-30 9:00:04 AM  
At that age.
May as well enjoy the time outdoors.

"Don't have time to bleed"
 
2021-11-30 9:41:23 AM  

Excelsior: There should be a maximum age for voting as well


40. Past that Darwin was basically done with you, you're just a selfish old coont now

Can you imagine a government of and by people who plan to be around another 50 years.
 
2021-11-30 10:44:03 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Excelsior: There should be a maximum age for voting as well

40. Past that Darwin was basically done with you, you're just a selfish old coont now

Can you imagine a government of and by people who plan to be around another 50 years.


40? Aww, c'mon. Mandatory euthanasia at age 30.

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2021-11-30 10:56:15 AM  

Valter: That's on the level of slow death I never want to know.


Yup, that ole boy likely is never gonna see the outside of a hospital ever again.
 
2021-11-30 11:01:28 AM  
Safeties are for pussy libs.
 
2021-11-30 11:12:51 AM  
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2021-11-30 2:58:49 PM  
The problem being they lacked the scrappy youth to help them open the crate...

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