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(National Review)   In Germany, you must be fully vaxxed to kill yourself   (nationalreview.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, European countries, Europe, European Union, The Association, German Euthanasia Association, Death, Sunshine pop, spread of the virus  
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2021-11-29 10:42:20 PM  
Or recovered. Assisted suicide shouldn't mean getting sick the doc or others who are helping you.
 
2021-11-29 11:19:55 PM  
Well, surely vaccine side effects are no longer a concern, right?
 
2021-11-30 1:08:34 AM  
It called Death With Dignity.  If you don't live with dignity, you can do it the old-fashioned way.
 
2021-11-30 1:09:37 AM  

Somacandra: Or recovered. Assisted suicide shouldn't mean getting sick the doc or others who are helping you.


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2021-11-30 1:10:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, surely vaccine side effects are no longer a concern, right?


I dunno.  I heard that if the vaccine finishes building the microchips, if you blow your brains out you'll just wake up and have hallucinations of Keanu Reeves telling you to be an anarchist.

/Do I have to say just kidding?
//Welcome to Cyberpunk 2077, samurai.
 
2021-11-30 1:11:03 AM  

Somacandra: Or recovered. Assisted suicide shouldn't mean getting sick the doc or others who are helping you.


I'm pretty sure that article was engineered to identify Replicants because anyone with a little bit of empathy can see the problem pretty quickly.
 
2021-11-30 1:11:11 AM  
Well, duh.  You may be ready to shuffle off this mortal coil but that doesn't mean you can't still spread diseases to the people in the clinic that are helping you do it.
 
2021-11-30 1:12:04 AM  
Gosh. Next thing you'll tell me that you're not allowed to speed on offramps.
 
2021-11-30 1:15:51 AM  

Fart And Smunny: Gosh. Next thing you'll tell me that you're not allowed to speed on offramps.


Of course not!

ON ramps are fair game though. Please match traffic speed, ya numpties.
 
2021-11-30 1:18:24 AM  
Hey subby? If I wanted to "kill myself" I wouldn't ask for assistance. Except maybe from an unsuspecting bus driver.
 
2021-11-30 1:19:47 AM  
In America, they swab the prisoner's arm with alcohol, and sterilize all the equipment, before giving out lethal injections for executions.
 
2021-11-30 1:21:21 AM  
Ah Germany, worshiping death since 1914.
 
2021-11-30 1:22:18 AM  
How much will yall venmo me to read the comments?
 
2021-11-30 1:23:01 AM  
Is the tag for subby, who thinks healthcare professionals should be put at risk to do their job?
 
2021-11-30 1:24:55 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: How much will yall venmo me to read the comments?


3.50
 
2021-11-30 1:26:20 AM  

Spectrum: Hey subby? If I wanted to "kill myself" I wouldn't ask for assistance. Except maybe from an unsuspecting bus driver.


Jumping in front of a bus or train and scarring an unsuspecting bus/ driver for life for having killed someone is one of most selfish acts you could possibly pull off. There's should be entirely new circles of hell for people who pull that shiat.

/Also, some people can't walk without assistance, can't hold and items, or might be entirely paralyzed. Many couldn't kill themselves if they wanted too. They deserve dignity in death as well, hence the euthanasia programs.  It is for the people who WANT to die, not a place for you to cart grandma off to when you feel she's getting to be a hassle to keep around.
 
2021-11-30 1:26:30 AM  
The puncture site for a lethal injection is swabbed in alcohol.  It's about doing things correctly even if the immediate result contradicts the ultimate objective, an ethic I appreciate.
 
2021-11-30 1:29:25 AM  

kbronsito: In America, they swab the prisoner's arm with alcohol, and sterilize all the equipment, before giving out lethal injections for executions.


It would be embarrassing, and possibly criminal, if the Gov called last second to stop the execution because of some new exonerating evidence but the prisoner dies a few weeks later from an infection they received from the medical staff inserting a dirty IV needle
 
2021-11-30 1:32:04 AM  
Stormfront Review just wants more reasons to write about the fatherland.
 
2021-11-30 1:35:31 AM  
I just noticed that the author of that garbage piece is from the Discovery institute, the creationist wackadoos.
 
2021-11-30 1:36:01 AM  
Euthanasia? More like old people in Europe, amirite?
 
2021-11-30 1:37:41 AM  

replacementcool: I just noticed that the author of that garbage piece is from the Discovery institute, the creationist wackadoos.


Oh. I noticed it was a National Review link and didn't even click on it
 
2021-11-30 1:40:57 AM  

Somacandra: Or recovered. Assisted suicide shouldn't mean getting sick the doc or others who are helping you.


Well I mean in some cases I'd be ok with the unvaccinated seeking help with this.  If you hired someone that was a decent shot with a rifle and just had them splatter your head from 100 yards or so while you were lying in your grave - I'm ok with that - saves hassle
 
2021-11-30 1:46:30 AM  

mrparks: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: How much will yall venmo me to read the comments?

3.50


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2021-11-30 1:49:10 AM  

TheManofPA: mrparks: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: How much will yall venmo me to read the comments?

3.50

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okay, now much much not to post screen shots of the comments here?
 
2021-11-30 2:03:18 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: TheManofPA: mrparks: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: How much will yall venmo me to read the comments?

3.50

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okay, now much much not to post screen shots of the comments here?


Howabout I don't post my texts with yer dad and we just call it even.
 
2021-11-30 2:06:32 AM  
There was a meme/idiot Twitter post how the vaccine altered protein strands to the point god could not recognize them, stopping any future reincarnation. Truly, hopefully, the stupidest time to be alive.
 
2021-11-30 2:23:07 AM  
This is not stupid at all. Someone infected could still infect someone else before they depart their mortal coil.
 
2021-11-30 2:26:21 AM  

iodized attic salt: The puncture site for a lethal injection is swabbed in alcohol.  It's about doing things correctly even if the immediate result contradicts the ultimate objective, an ethic I appreciate.


Sure, but it's good insurance against an infection in the event they don'tdo other things correctly.
 
2021-11-30 2:40:20 AM  
Idiot who writes for the NRO (thinking he has a really hot and clever take on something that conservatives hate): medically assisted dying is so bad and the people who do it are so stupid that they insist that the patient is fully vaccinated. I mean, how stupid is this? the patient is only going to die anyway, amirite?

Everyone else, speaking slowly as if to a developmentally delayed 5 year old: ... and how about the risk that the patient might infect the doctors, the nurses, and everyone else in the hospital? Perhaps the medical staff actually care about the living as well as the suffering patient?
 
2021-11-30 3:14:20 AM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: kbronsito: In America, they swab the prisoner's arm with alcohol, and sterilize all the equipment, before giving out lethal injections for executions.

It would be embarrassing, and possibly criminal, if the Gov called last second to stop the execution because of some new exonerating evidence but the prisoner dies a few weeks later from an infection they received from the medical staff inserting a dirty IV needle


You know? This whole execution thing is more trouble than it's worth.
 
2021-11-30 3:15:24 AM  
"As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association..."

I was led to believe it was 5G. When I go out, I want to go out with all the bandwidth
 
2021-11-30 3:16:18 AM  

ansius: Idiot who writes for the NRO (thinking he has a really hot and clever take on something that conservatives hate): medically assisted dying is so bad and the people who do it are so stupid that they insist that the patient is fully vaccinated. I mean, how stupid is this? the patient is only going to die anyway, amirite?

Everyone else, speaking slowly as if to a developmentally delayed 5 year old: ... and how about the risk that the patient might infect the doctors, the nurses, and everyone else in the hospital? Perhaps the medical staff actually care about the living as well as the suffering patient?


"What? They're wearing masks and they're vaccinated, so they shouldn't have to worry. Are you saying you don't trust the vaccines and the masks to do their job?? HAH you just admitted it. Chex mix, libulardos."
 
2021-11-30 3:19:34 AM  
National Review doesn't believe anything is good unless it has a death toll. Article writer and Submitter both know the reason why, but are simply trolling. They think dead people are a good thing if it allows their ideological and economic viewpoints to be furthered. I hope both die painfully and alone
 
2021-11-30 3:36:48 AM  
The only people that are supposed to be dying in a suicide clinic are those that came there for that. They're not supposed to take others with them. I'm not sure what part of this the author is struggling with.
 
2021-11-30 3:37:21 AM  

Somacandra: Or recovered. Assisted suicide shouldn't mean getting sick the doc or others who are helping you.


maybe the stupid tag refers to subbie who couldn't figure out that those assisting the suicide could be at risk from covid even if the person themself was not.
 
2021-11-30 3:39:41 AM  

TheReject: "As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association..."

I was led to believe it was 5G. When I go out, I want to go out with all the bandwidth


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2021-11-30 3:58:45 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, surely vaccine side effects are no longer a concern, right?


Roflmao 😁🤣
 
2021-11-30 4:02:21 AM  

OkieDookie: Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, surely vaccine side effects are no longer a concern, right?

I dunno.  I heard that if the vaccine finishes building the microchips, if you blow your brains out you'll just wake up and have hallucinations of Keanu Reeves telling you to be an anarchist.

/Do I have to say just kidding?
//Welcome to Cyberpunk 2077, samurai.


I have a theory.
KRs movies are about him. He is a time traveling, bank robbing, assassin. His real name is Johnny Micmonic and he can enter and exit the Matrix. And hack it.  With the help of a 🐬.
 
2021-11-30 4:04:55 AM  

Excelsior: not a place for you to cart grandma off to when you feel she's getting to be a hassle to keep around.


Exactly. That's what Ice Bergs are for.
 
2021-11-30 4:10:36 AM  
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2021-11-30 4:37:46 AM  

abiigdog: Ah Germany, worshiping death since 1914.


Republicans have been worshipping it since 2016
 
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2021-11-30 5:26:44 AM  
The National Review motto: 'Life begins at conception and ends at birth"

/losers
 
2021-11-30 5:48:24 AM  
Are you people paying attention?

Because this is a beautiful example of German Efficiency.
 
2021-11-30 6:00:23 AM  
Article only proves that Wesley Smith is a twit.

Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission.
supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.


Yeah, they don't want infected people infecting everyone else in the room at the time.  Is that too much to ask?
 
2021-11-30 6:03:19 AM  

iodized attic salt: The puncture site for a lethal injection is swabbed in alcohol.  It's about doing things correctly even if the immediate result contradicts the ultimate objective, an ethic I appreciate.


My friend once took me by taxi to the ER because I was getting dangerously close to swallowing all my pills. She thought it was weird that even though I wanted to die, I was still careful to buckle my seatbelt. Hey, just because I'm suicidal, doesn't mean I want it to be painful, which probably rules out taking all my pills.

Now I'm still around because I can't figure out how to do it in a way that would definitely kill me, but still leave my organs viable for donation.

It's the little things that keep you going, you know?
 
2021-11-30 6:34:07 AM  

TuckFrump: abiigdog: Ah Germany, worshiping death since 1914.

Republicans have been worshipping it since 2016


Ohhhhh no, they've been worshiping death for far longer than that.  That 4 year period of darkness simply made them more bold and open about their worship.
 
2021-11-30 6:51:55 AM  
I believe the train of thought on this one is: "We refuse to catch COVID helping you die because you refused to get vaccinated and now can't deal with the consequences."
 
2021-11-30 7:16:12 AM  
Is this, like real?  Or one of those "funny" satire sites?
 
2021-11-30 7:16:59 AM  
Of course you want to be vaxxed before you die.  You don't want to spend the rest of eternity having to wear a mask in heaven right?
 
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