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2021-11-29 4:54:41 PM  
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2021-11-29 8:59:08 PM  
It really does just keep giving. Got to be staged, but I can't tell from the pixels.
 
2021-11-29 9:59:44 PM  
The cat makes it.
 
2021-11-29 11:09:40 PM  
I did not see MTVs Dan Cortez. Or midgets on skateboards.
 
2021-11-29 11:10:04 PM  
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2021-11-29 11:10:29 PM  
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2021-11-29 11:11:06 PM  
I've seen far worse films with much longer durations
 
2021-11-29 11:11:39 PM  
yeah the gentle zoom in and out sorta makes me think it's staged.
 
2021-11-29 11:17:22 PM  

wedelw: yeah the gentle zoom in and out sorta makes me think it's staged.


Some people can actually handle a cell phone camera, just fyi.
 
2021-11-29 11:18:38 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: [Fark user image image 425x255]


It's either fake or Jesus is watching over them. One or the other.
 
2021-11-29 11:20:24 PM  

wedelw: yeah the gentle zoom in and out sorta makes me think it's staged.


Traffic cam guys will often zoom in and out once they wake up to something weird going on, so let's not let that get in the way of believing in this obvious Christmas miracle.
 
2021-11-29 11:23:02 PM  
I thought the fake part was a given. Just the way they were artificially fighting was obvious.
 
2021-11-29 11:23:31 PM  

your cats butt: I did not see MTVs Dan Cortez. Or midgets on skateboards.


Golly, I do miss Stefon. He needs to do a post-COVID spot.

(If we're ever post-COVID ...)
 
2021-11-29 11:24:28 PM  

wedelw: yeah the gentle zoom in and out sorta makes me think it's staged.


The old woman has a bluescreen halo, its unmissable when she's "in front" of moving cars.  Also, when the focus changes on the actors, the cars are always in the same focus.

But I liked the cat.
 
2021-11-29 11:24:31 PM  
Look, I'm going to be honest, I just watched it for the sweet Russian goth titties.
 
2021-11-29 11:25:03 PM  

BizarreMan: The cat makes it.


Was the cat trying to help lol?
 
2021-11-29 11:28:08 PM  
The cat made it for me.
/I'm gonna be honest, though, after watching the entirety I wished douchebro was a little slower getting into the road.
 
2021-11-29 11:30:10 PM  
Even a doorman who only high-fives children of divorce?
 
2021-11-29 11:30:58 PM  
I was waiting for it to end with a car plowing into them.
 
2021-11-29 11:33:53 PM  
Any guess as to what the hell she spilt?
 
2021-11-29 11:36:45 PM  
Staged, no real drama, no real comedy, a video about nothing, Seinfeld has met his match.
 
2021-11-29 11:37:16 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: [Fark user image image 425x255]


It's real and it's fabulous.
 
2021-11-29 11:40:11 PM  

mrparks: Peter von Nostrand: [Fark user image image 425x255]

It's real and it's fabulous.


Begrudgingly given a funny.
 
2021-11-29 11:41:41 PM  
just give me some kind of sign girl
 
2021-11-29 11:46:12 PM  
MTV's Dan Cortese?
 
2021-11-29 11:56:48 PM  

tonguedepressor: Any guess as to what the hell she spilt?


BEETS!
 
2021-11-29 11:57:47 PM  
It was a biatch to find the conclusion on pornhub
 
2021-11-30 12:11:17 AM  

ScepticalChymist: MTV's Dan Cortese?


The quality's low, but that could be him.
 
2021-11-30 12:12:34 AM  

ScepticalChymist: MTV's Dan Cortese?


No. Sidney Applebaum.
 
2021-11-30 12:18:36 AM  

Jclark666: wedelw: yeah the gentle zoom in and out sorta makes me think it's staged.

The old woman has a bluescreen halo, its unmissable when she's "in front" of moving cars.  Also, when the focus changes on the actors, the cars are always in the same focus.

But I liked the cat.


Honestly, I'd lean more towards real than faked.  It doesn't appear to be keying artifacts around the old woman, but rather pixelation due to the shiatty video compression.  And the thing holds the same focus throughout.
 
2021-11-30 12:23:38 AM  

ScepticalChymist: MTV's Dan Cortese?


Of course...

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2021-11-30 12:32:41 AM  
It's staged, but I doubt the old woman is on a green screen, you can see her getting down from the curb in the longer video.
Tried linking to the longer video but failed longer video with the cliche guy looking at some other girl, which is why they fight.
So here's the link to the tweet that links to the original video (facepalm). Video producer is called Chris Almassry (Egyptian Chris), I think he's modeling himself on Criss Angel.
Link
 
2021-11-30 12:33:30 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: your cats butt: I did not see MTVs Dan Cortez. Or midgets on skateboards.

Golly, I do miss Stefon. He needs to do a post-COVID spot.

(If we're ever post-COVID ...)


Nnnnnope.
 
2021-11-30 12:39:49 AM  
I thought it was staged because while the old women is supposed to be dodging cars at first, once she drops the fruit, cars just stop coming. Everyone in the vid even stops looking behind them to check for cars on what was a busy street a few seconds earlier.
 
2021-11-30 12:44:18 AM  
That cliffhanger is making me beg for episode 2.
 
2021-11-30 12:45:45 AM  
I wish Roger Ebert was still alive to tell us how this compares to "The Brown Bunny."
 
2021-11-30 12:47:25 AM  

DayeOfJustice: I thought it was staged because while the old women is supposed to be dodging cars at first, once she drops the fruit, cars just stop coming. Everyone in the vid even stops looking behind them to check for cars on what was a busy street a few seconds earlier.


Difficulty : Russia

I've seen so many actual videos of Russians completely defying and denying physics and reality that your argument holds no water. I mean, it literally spills the water out onto the frozen street the babushka is skating along right before a bus slides past her nose, with millimetres to spare...
 
2021-11-30 12:50:16 AM  
I was waiting for a fainting goat and a truck on fire to cause a multi car pile up and trump** to come running out of the mayhem flailing his arms around and trip and bite the curb. Even with out the additional parts, I still laughed.
 
2021-11-30 12:54:05 AM  

DayeOfJustice: I thought it was staged because while the old women is supposed to be dodging cars at first, once she drops the fruit, cars just stop coming. Everyone in the vid even stops looking behind them to check for cars on what was a busy street a few seconds earlier.


She crosses 2 lanes of traffic. She drops her fruit in what looks like a bus lane or a parking lane or some non-traffic place.
 
2021-11-30 1:02:29 AM  
It's missing a Lada in the background sliding sideways into a box truck and getting split in half then having the driver flung out towards these people in the foreground after which he stands up and looks puzzled.
 
2021-11-30 1:10:45 AM  
It's rooskie bullshiat. Whether it's fake or real, it's still rooskie bullshiat.
 
2021-11-30 1:11:10 AM  

RolfBlitzer: Peter von Nostrand: [Fark user image image 425x255]

It's either fake or Jesus is watching over them. One or the other.


It's either fake or fake. Got it.
 
2021-11-30 1:15:52 AM  

Superjoe: I was waiting for it to end with a car plowing into them.


Me too!
 
2021-11-30 1:17:27 AM  
You should see the directors cut unrated version that ends with the arrival of a group of naked octogenarian contortionists who spell out "The Aristocrats!" with their bodies before engaging in self immolation.
 
2021-11-30 1:19:56 AM  

fragMasterFlash: You should see the directors cut unrated version that ends with the arrival of a group of naked octogenarian contortionists who spell out "The Aristocrats!" with their bodies before engaging in self immolation.


SPOILERS!
 
2021-11-30 1:21:56 AM  

scalpod: DayeOfJustice: I thought it was staged because while the old women is supposed to be dodging cars at first, once she drops the fruit, cars just stop coming. Everyone in the vid even stops looking behind them to check for cars on what was a busy street a few seconds earlier.

Difficulty : Russia

I've seen so many actual videos of Russians completely defying and denying physics and reality that your argument holds no water. I mean, it literally spills the water out onto the frozen street the babushka is skating along right before a bus slides past her nose, with millimetres to spare...


Remember this?

Crazy Russian rides a fire extinguisher in the subway LOL
Youtube yT7GF8Tz6vI
 
2021-11-30 1:30:14 AM  

mrparks: scalpod: DayeOfJustice: I thought it was staged because while the old women is supposed to be dodging cars at first, once she drops the fruit, cars just stop coming. Everyone in the vid even stops looking behind them to check for cars on what was a busy street a few seconds earlier.

Difficulty : Russia

I've seen so many actual videos of Russians completely defying and denying physics and reality that your argument holds no water. I mean, it literally spills the water out onto the frozen street the babushka is skating along right before a bus slides past her nose, with millimetres to spare...

Remember this?

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Despite all the drugs and shock treatment? Yes. Good times!
 
2021-11-30 1:47:27 AM  
The Lattice of Coincidence is real.
 
2021-11-30 1:49:38 AM  

Jclark666: wedelw: yeah the gentle zoom in and out sorta makes me think it's staged.

The old woman has a bluescreen halo, its unmissable when she's "in front" of moving cars.  Also, when the focus changes on the actors, the cars are always in the same focus.


What focus?


But I liked the cat.

What cat?

You mean the opossum?
 
2021-11-30 1:55:39 AM  

Suflig: tonguedepressor: Any guess as to what the hell she spilt?

BEETS!


Those are green. Someone said apples but this is Russia which means those are turnips.

/ Turnip the music.
 
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