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(WCHS Charleston)   Pro-tip: If you're drunk in the back seat of a car that has been pulled over for speeding and you don't want to go to jail, do not falsely call in an armed robbery in the neighborhood   (wchstv.com) divider line
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2021-11-29 10:06:10 PM  
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TofuTheAlmighty: Pretty sure I went to high school with the creep on the right

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Does he have a lot of imitation crab meat?
 
2021-11-29 9:41:17 PM  
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2021-11-29 9:53:38 PM  
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Pretty sure I went to high school with the creep on the right

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2021-11-29 9:54:50 PM  
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The news release said both occupants who had been in the back seat denied it was their phone.
One of the occupants offered his phone as proof
"Oh, thanks a lot, Bob!"
 
2021-11-29 10:46:15 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:44:11 PM  
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2021-11-29 9:40:42 PM  
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labman: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.


DUI, since you were near the keys and the car was in motion on a public road.

/DIAF came from arrests as logically asinine
 
2021-11-29 10:42:05 PM  
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waxbeans: Wait 911 has  Trangulation that good?


They must've just thrown that in there as a favor to their 911 buddies.
 
2021-11-29 9:52:08 PM  
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OtherLittleGuy: labman: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.

DUI, since you were near the keys and the car was in motion on a public road.

/DIAF came from arrests as logically asinine


No, that is not what happened here. The driver got a speeding ticket, the drunk passengers who didn't call the cops had  no charges.  The dipshiat who called in a false report faces the serious charges.
 
2021-11-30 12:29:57 AM  
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WhippingBoi: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

Who said they weren't driving?


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