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(WCHS Charleston)   Pro-tip: If you're drunk in the back seat of a car that has been pulled over for speeding and you don't want to go to jail, do not falsely call in an armed robbery in the neighborhood   (wchstv.com) divider line
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2021-11-29 8:19:47 PM  
OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?
 
2021-11-29 9:07:35 PM  

KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?


That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.
 
2021-11-29 9:38:27 PM  

labman: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.


And frequently double down on them.
 
2021-11-29 9:40:15 PM  
"The driver of the stopped vehicle passed the field sobriety tests and was cited for speeding before continuing his drive."

Nothing but a ticket or warning for speeding would have happened, but this guy decided to dial it up to 11.
 
2021-11-29 9:40:24 PM  
I am guessing the driver was slightly drunk but managed to pass the field sobriety test. He may have pressured him into making that call to save his own ass.
 
2021-11-29 9:40:42 PM  

labman: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.


DUI, since you were near the keys and the car was in motion on a public road.

/DIAF came from arrests as logically asinine
 
2021-11-29 9:41:17 PM  
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2021-11-29 9:44:27 PM  

KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?


Who said they weren't driving?
 
2021-11-29 9:51:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: labman: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.

DUI, since you were near the keys and the car was in motion on a public road.

/DIAF came from arrests as logically asinine


Seems like it's very rare but could possibly happen. Definitely worth challenging.

Calling a fake robbery definitely is the worse of the two options he had.
 
2021-11-29 9:52:08 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: labman: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

That was my first question, followed by the thought that drunk people make bad decisions.

DUI, since you were near the keys and the car was in motion on a public road.

/DIAF came from arrests as logically asinine


No, that is not what happened here. The driver got a speeding ticket, the drunk passengers who didn't call the cops had  no charges.  The dipshiat who called in a false report faces the serious charges.
 
2021-11-29 9:53:38 PM  
Pretty sure I went to high school with the creep on the right

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2021-11-29 9:54:50 PM  
The news release said both occupants who had been in the back seat denied it was their phone.
One of the occupants offered his phone as proof
"Oh, thanks a lot, Bob!"
 
2021-11-29 10:04:09 PM  
This is why I just drank at home when I was still drinking. Dude was probably black out drunk and had to have what happened explained to him while hungover. Great party. Wooo.
 
2021-11-29 10:06:07 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Pretty sure I went to high school with the creep on the right

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Kanawha just is not catching a break in the news recently are they?
 
2021-11-29 10:06:10 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Pretty sure I went to high school with the creep on the right

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Does he have a lot of imitation crab meat?
 
2021-11-29 10:07:52 PM  
Really it's kind of an amazing fark up with a legit DD. You were so close... and failed so badly.
 
2021-11-29 10:25:41 PM  
Wait 911 has  Trangulation that good? But seem to not understand the following: there is a fight at the restrooms at the park. The main one's at the dock.
 
2021-11-29 10:42:05 PM  

waxbeans: Wait 911 has  Trangulation that good?


They must've just thrown that in there as a favor to their 911 buddies.
 
2021-11-29 10:44:11 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:46:15 PM  
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2021-11-29 10:55:23 PM  

jaivirtualcard: waxbeans: Wait 911 has  Trangulation that good?

They must've just thrown that in there as a favor to their 911 buddies.


*Triangulation
 
2021-11-30 12:29:57 AM  

WhippingBoi: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

Who said they weren't driving?


TFA
 
2021-11-30 12:31:34 AM  

waxbeans: Wait 911 has  Trangulation that good? But seem to not understand the following: there is a fight at the restrooms at the park. The main one's at the dock.


They don't. They just called back the number that dialed 911 and the rear seat passenger's phone rang.
 
2021-11-30 12:35:59 AM  

KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?


Thanks for telling us all you didn't RTFA.
 
2021-11-30 2:26:51 AM  
If my friend tried to do that while I was in the same car I would have just started punching the every living crap out of him.
 
2021-11-30 2:33:03 AM  

capt.hollister: waxbeans: Wait 911 has  Trangulation that good? But seem to not understand the following: there is a fight at the restrooms at the park. The main one's at the dock.

They don't. They just called back the number that dialed 911 and the rear seat passenger's phone rang.


Seriously? Must have missed that in the article.  But. I only skimmed it. Read dispatcher said yada yada yada
 
2021-11-30 2:55:10 PM  

I Swear I'll Jump: KarmicDisaster: OK, can't you be drunk in the back seat as long as you are not driving? Why would you go to jail?

Thanks for telling us all you didn't RTFA.


do what now?
 
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