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2021-11-29 2:37:09 PM  
I was taking my special lady friend who is brunette to a hotel/bar/restaurant in Fargo, ND. The entire serving staff at the moment was blonde. I was like OMG it's a house Lannister cosplay.
 
2021-11-29 3:02:41 PM  
She was meeting Joseph Smith? That guy's subject to delusions of grandeur and has has very questionable history with women. According to my brief research, he hallucinated while taking LSD in a forest and a barefoot, grumpy librarian have him a book filled with gibberish.
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I wouldn't trust that Joseph Smith character...
 
2021-11-29 3:25:47 PM  
Probably already dead, but still cute enough to get some air time you'd think.
 
2021-11-29 3:28:37 PM  
Norris the last name? Are they related to Chuck?
 
2021-11-29 3:30:48 PM  
Didn't Gabby Petino's parents start turning media attention to missing women of color after Gabby's body was found, but the boyfriend still was missing?
 
2021-11-29 3:32:21 PM  
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If we find her, can we keep her?

She's cuter then Gabby. And hopefully, more alive.
 
2021-11-29 3:33:30 PM  
"Joseph Smith... "

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!
 
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2021-11-29 3:33:47 PM  
Unfortunately I cannot think that anything good has happened to the young woman.

That said, as a young man recently graduated from high school I had worked at a job where one of the older women recognized the sort of counter-culture interests that I had, and she asked me if I could find her daughter for her.  The daughter was in to some of the same sorts of things, might've been in the same scene.  She only had an old photo to show me (not that it would have mattered much anyway it turns out) and described her, told me the nickname she was going by, etc.

Left working there a few months later, never saw that woman's daughter.  A few months later I'm dating a gal from that scene and suddenly one day she mentions her old nickname and suddenly it clicked, I was dating the very young woman that the mom was seeking.  Bit of an eyeopener, that.  She'd changed her look significantly enough that how she looked in that old photo didn't really apply anymore.  Her mom's photo was from when she was in high school and not really deviating from the sorts of mainstream choices, but the goth look she had when I met her was so different that she was unrecognizable.

The relationship took a fatal hit when I made her go see her mom.  I suppose I should have realized that, but oh well.  Wasn't an especially healthy relationship anyway.
 
2021-11-29 3:34:20 PM  
Addict.
Homeless.
In a very populated space.

Total parallels.
 
2021-11-29 3:34:25 PM  
And she's just some homeless junkie so who cares.

"Smith reportedly had recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street."

Even if she was white, she wouldn't warrant any attention from the media. She's not a hot rich media "influencer," just some drug addict. You know how THEY are.
 
2021-11-29 3:34:26 PM  

Pinnacle Point: I was taking my special lady friend who is brunette to a hotel/bar/restaurant in Fargo, ND. The entire serving staff at the moment was blonde. I was like OMG it's a house Lannister cosplay.


That's just the upper Midwest for ya.  The Scandinavian/Slavic genes are real strong there.
 
2021-11-29 3:34:34 PM  
Smith had reportedly recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street

And that's where the public stops caring.
 
2021-11-29 3:36:05 PM  
I don't really remember exactly, but didn't the Petito thing blow up because it went viral online, not the other way around?  Like, there was some baseline news coverage, then reddit/twitter got hold of it and got weirdly obsessed, then the news got behind it, and because it developed kinda quickly instead of going cold the story simmered in the news instead of disappearing.
 
2021-11-29 3:36:08 PM  
Smith had reportedly recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street

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2021-11-29 3:36:09 PM  
I love how the family equates 'important' with 'attractive'.

Yeah, our society is farking garbage.
 
2021-11-29 3:36:18 PM  
She's damn cute. And she ticks off all the other boxes.
 
2021-11-29 3:36:25 PM  
Going across the country to meet up with her homeless boyfriend that just got out of rehab. Murdered or OD'd are my guesses.
 
2021-11-29 3:37:18 PM  

meat0918: Probably already dead, but still cute enough to get some air time you'd think.


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2021-11-29 3:38:09 PM  

Gyrfalcon: And she's just some homeless junkie so who cares.

"Smith reportedly had recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street."



No Joseph Smith was the "boyfriend". He was the homeless junkie. She flew to see him. As you do.
 
2021-11-29 3:39:12 PM  

bthom37: That's just the upper Midwest for ya. The Scandinavian/Slavic genes are real strong there.


That and they all dye their hair even if they aren't
 
2021-11-29 3:41:39 PM  

Gyrfalcon: And she's just some homeless junkie so who cares.

"Smith reportedly had recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street."

Even if she was white, she wouldn't warrant any attention from the media. She's not a hot rich media "influencer," just some drug addict. You know how THEY are.


Smith is the boyfriend, not the missing girl.
 
2021-11-29 3:41:52 PM  
Just remember farkers, when you're not getting laid there is a homeless guy who has chicks flying in from out of state to bang him. Maybe you picked the wrong path in life with a job and a roof.

/If that doesn't lead to finding the bottom of a bottle I don't know what will.
 
2021-11-29 3:41:53 PM  

big pig peaches: Smith had reportedly recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street

And that's where the public stops caring.


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2021-11-29 3:42:22 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Gyrfalcon: And she's just some homeless junkie so who cares.

"Smith reportedly had recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street."


No Joseph Smith was the "boyfriend". He was the homeless junkie. She flew to see him. As you do.


Seriously this. Sometimes I think a third of fark flunked reading comprehension.
 
2021-11-29 3:44:12 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Didn't Gabby Petino's parents start turning media attention to missing women of color after Gabby's body was found, but the boyfriend still was missing?


I mean, I hate to tell people, but something like 800,000 people go missing every year. Not even all the missing white chicks get headlines; not even all the missing rich white chicks get headlines. With the carnivorous media cycle we've got, there has to be a really special synergy of "missing hot rich white chick" AND "juicy mystery we can milk for days" AND potential for scoops, leaks, or bizarre revelations to keep people's clicks and eyeballs. Even Gabby Petino's case wouldn't have kept the headlines if, say, the boyfriend had been arrested right away (even if she was still missing) or if there was no question she was dead (even if the body hadn't been found).

800,000 is a lot of people to keep track of. Hell, when the cops went looking for Gabby, they found like four other people within a five-mile radius, IIRC, in various stages of decay, unrelated to her case, just because PEOPLE GO MISSING, like, all the time, and if they're not found right away, well, there aren't resources to keep looking indefinitely. It's not just missing women of color, or missing Indigenous women. There are missing white, black, and Indigenous men too, that we will never hear about, and thousands of missing children and teenagers (runaways and throwaways mostly). It's a national disgrace and it shouldn't take a missing hot white chick to draw attention to it.
 
2021-11-29 3:44:12 PM  

big pig peaches: Smith had reportedly recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street

And that's where the public stops caring.


Sounds like the public is a jerk.
 
2021-11-29 3:44:26 PM  
"...both aspiring tattoo artists..."
/at least Gabby Petito had bigger aspirations- "social media influencer"/
 
2021-11-29 3:46:17 PM  

Another Government Employee: She's damn cute. And she ticks off all the other boxes.


Addict?

Homeless?

What others?

She ticks off none for me.
 
2021-11-29 3:47:14 PM  
Regardless of why certain people get more attention, I really hope her parents find her well and alive.
 
2021-11-29 3:48:46 PM  

Lochsteppe: big pig peaches: Smith had reportedly recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street

And that's where the public stops caring.

Sounds like the public is a jerk.


George Carlin - The public sucks
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2021-11-29 3:49:39 PM  
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Have they asked the local cosplay and D&D groups to be on the lookout for a half-elf?
 
2021-11-29 3:49:55 PM  
Gyrfalcon:

CHUDS  are only on the east coast, too.

Some people go missing in Jersey, obviously it's the CHUDS.  Who's eating the west coast?
 
2021-11-29 3:50:02 PM  

beezeltown: She was meeting Joseph Smith? That guy's subject to delusions of grandeur and has has very questionable history with women. According to my brief research, he hallucinated while taking LSD in a forest and a barefoot, grumpy librarian have him a book filled with gibberish.
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I wouldn't trust that Joseph Smith character...


Yeah, like that's the weird religion.
 
2021-11-29 3:51:38 PM  
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2021-11-29 3:52:54 PM  

solokumba: justanotherfarkinfarker: Gyrfalcon: And she's just some homeless junkie so who cares.

"Smith reportedly had recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street."


No Joseph Smith was the "boyfriend". He was the homeless junkie. She flew to see him. As you do.

Seriously this. Sometimes I think a third of fark flunked reading comprehension.


The other 3/4 are bad at math.
 
2021-11-29 3:52:58 PM  
So what's the dude's side of the story?  That's what usually makes these things interesting.
 
2021-11-29 3:53:20 PM  
My money is on her being too busy smoking meth to pay her phone bill.
 
2021-11-29 3:53:55 PM  

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Oof. That's right on the line.
 
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2021-11-29 3:54:10 PM  

X-Geek: [Fark user image 287x400]
Have they asked the local cosplay and D&D groups to be on the lookout for a half-elf?


They wouldn't have the courage to actually go up and talk to her.
 
2021-11-29 3:55:35 PM  

Abox: So what's the dude's side of the story?  That's what usually makes these things interesting.


I think they will ask once they find him.
 
2021-11-29 3:56:32 PM  

El_Dan: My money is on her being too busy smoking meth to pay her phone bill.


She looks to healthy to be a meth smoker.
 
2021-11-29 3:57:28 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Gyrfalcon:

CHUDS  are only on the east coast, too.

Some people go missing in Jersey, obviously it's the CHUDS.  Who's eating the west coast?


CHVDs: Cannibalistic Humanoid Valley Dwellers
 
2021-11-29 3:58:49 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Abox: So what's the dude's side of the story?  That's what usually makes these things interesting.

I think they will ask once they find him.


Article doesn't say he's missing, just that he isn't answering the mom's calls.
 
2021-11-29 4:04:15 PM  
The real gold in all this is that you Farker CHUDS feel bad about yourselves as you f*cking should.
 
2021-11-29 4:07:07 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 790x593]

If we find her, can we keep her?

She's cuter then Gabby. And hopefully, more alive.


I hope she is ok, and she lives a very happy life, and I am completely wrong.

But, them's crazy eyes if I have ever seen them. Coupled with what we know about the situation (flying out to meet up with her homeless, recovering-possibly, violent ex-con boyfriend against the advice of family) also means that the crazy is mixed in with a healthy dose of poor decision making, sprinkled liberally with stubbornness, and likely severe mental health problems.

I sincerely wish her the best, but this is the kind of fish you might want to let stay in the pond.
 
2021-11-29 4:09:13 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Just remember farkers, when you're not getting laid there is a homeless guy who has chicks flying in from out of state to bang him. Maybe you picked the wrong path in life with a job and a roof.

/If that doesn't lead to finding the bottom of a bottle I don't know what will.


if a farker hasn't developed the gift of gab by the time they hit HS it's going to take a while to get over the virginity.
 
2021-11-29 4:10:57 PM  

meat0918: Probably already dead, but still cute enough to get some air time you'd think.


Cute, young, and female are important factors in media coverage, and she checks those boxes, or we probably wouldn't be seeing this on Fark, because the Daily Fail wouldn't have covered it. But having many different photos while looking cute is another important factor, and I think was an essential ingredient in the Gabby Petito media frenzy, just as it was in the 1996 JonBenét Ramsey media frenzy. Google Images shows at least a half dozen pics of Lateche Norris making the rounds, so this case has some potential.

Skin and hair color are factors too, and are inseparable from what's considered "cute" by most people in the US, but being brunette isn't an insurmountable obstacle to a media frenzy, as seen in the 2002 Laci Peterson case.
 
2021-11-29 4:16:23 PM  

solokumba: justanotherfarkinfarker: Gyrfalcon: And she's just some homeless junkie so who cares.

"Smith reportedly had recently left a rehab facility and was living on the street."


No Joseph Smith was the "boyfriend". He was the homeless junkie. She flew to see him. As you do.

Seriously this. Sometimes I think a third of fark flunked reading comprehension.



What does "fluked redding comprenation" even mean?
 
2021-11-29 4:16:32 PM  

T Baggins: Skin and hair color are factors too, and are inseparable from what's considered "cute" by most people in the US, but being brunette isn't an insurmountable obstacle to a media frenzy, as seen in the 2002 Laci Peterson case.


Like most of these that make national news the interest in the Peterson case was mostly about the behavior of the main suspect.  People are way more interested in the killer than the victim.  The ones that go unreported don't have compelling villains.
 
2021-11-29 4:18:14 PM  

Abox: T Baggins: Skin and hair color are factors too, and are inseparable from what's considered "cute" by most people in the US, but being brunette isn't an insurmountable obstacle to a media frenzy, as seen in the 2002 Laci Peterson case.

Like most of these that make national news the interest in the Peterson case was mostly about the behavior of the main suspect.  People are way more interested in the killer than the victim.  The ones that go unreported don't have compelling villains.


Spot on.
 
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