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1310 clicks; posted to STEM » on 29 Nov 2021 at 8:38 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-29 9:12:14 PM  
But was it autonomously driving itself when it went over the cliff?
 
2021-11-29 9:27:50 PM  
How tall was the cliff?

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2021-11-29 10:16:26 PM  
Play the lottery
 
2021-11-29 11:30:55 PM  
Grrrrr! We hate Tesla!
 
2021-11-30 12:17:00 AM  
But it's like a hundred dollars a month extra to subscribe to the automatic parachute service.
 
2021-11-30 12:26:02 AM  
Musk is an asshole.

Teslas can have lots of problems.

Hats off on their safety working.
 
2021-11-30 12:55:58 AM  

OptimisticCynicism: Musk is an asshole.

Teslas can have lots of problems.

Hats off on their safety working.


Meh, all modern cars are safe. My MIL had a "pedal misapplication incident" where she roared 10 blocks through city traffic hitting more than 80 MPH shearing off one telephone pole, 4 stop signs, sideswiping 3 houses, taking out the front porch of one finally bouncing off an on ground utility transformer. Her 70 year old ass walked away from her Toyota.

/We took her keys away after that.
 
2021-11-30 2:04:45 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: OptimisticCynicism: Musk is an asshole.

Teslas can have lots of problems.

Hats off on their safety working.

Meh, all modern cars are safe. My MIL had a "pedal misapplication incident" where she roared 10 blocks through city traffic hitting more than 80 MPH shearing off one telephone pole, 4 stop signs, sideswiping 3 houses, taking out the front porch of one finally bouncing off an on ground utility transformer. Her 70 year old ass walked away from her Toyota.

/We took her keys away after that.


That is both impressive  and absurd. Plenty of people die in cars though.
 
2021-11-30 3:23:38 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: OptimisticCynicism: Musk is an asshole.

Teslas can have lots of problems.

Hats off on their safety working.

Meh, all modern cars are safe. My MIL had a "pedal misapplication incident" where she roared 10 blocks through city traffic hitting more than 80 MPH shearing off one telephone pole, 4 stop signs, sideswiping 3 houses, taking out the front porch of one finally bouncing off an on ground utility transformer. Her 70 year old ass walked away from her Toyota.

/We took her keys away after that.


Words fail me.  Congratulations, I guess?
 
2021-11-30 5:03:10 AM  

OptimisticCynicism: Musk is an asshole.

Teslas can have lots of problems.

Hats off on their safety working.


Not quite enough disclaimers there. I'm going to need you to send a photograph of yourself stepping on a picture of Elon Musk to prove you're not a fanboy.
 
2021-11-30 7:26:02 AM  

OptimisticCynicism: Mr. Eugenides: OptimisticCynicism: Musk is an asshole.

Teslas can have lots of problems.

Hats off on their safety working.

Meh, all modern cars are safe. My MIL had a "pedal misapplication incident" where she roared 10 blocks through city traffic hitting more than 80 MPH shearing off one telephone pole, 4 stop signs, sideswiping 3 houses, taking out the front porch of one finally bouncing off an on ground utility transformer. Her 70 year old ass walked away from her Toyota.

/We took her keys away after that.

That is both impressive  and absurd. Plenty of people die in cars though.


A fraction of the people who used to die in cars.

Crumple zones and air bags have had a huge effect on the fatality rate of auto accidents.
 
2021-11-30 9:04:57 AM  
The first article I saw on this, it looked like the roof had sheared off, but it turns out it was cut off post-crash. I guess someone wanted a Quickie.
 
2021-11-30 9:35:10 AM  
How does one fall THROUGH a cliff I wonder?
 
2021-11-30 11:26:46 AM  

Incog_Neeto: How does one fall THROUGH a cliff I wonder?


A very poorly-designed tunnel or a REALLY big pothole
 
2021-11-30 12:56:29 PM  

Incog_Neeto: How does one fall THROUGH a cliff I wonder?


It involves an oscillation overthruster. But keep an eye out for the Red Lectroids.
 
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