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2021-11-29 2:10:29 PM  
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
 
2021-11-29 2:10:51 PM  
Knowing those two, I'm willing to bet sexy beverage cart girls were invented at the exact same time.

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2021-11-29 2:42:19 PM  
I dated a woman who had at one time been a cart girl.  She confirmed that sexual harassment is a part of the job.  Not surprising though.
 
2021-11-29 3:04:23 PM  
A couple of days before a friend's wedding in 2005, his future father-in-law paid for a golf tournament for a bunch of the guests.  Everything was paid for...including the drinks from the beverage carts...they even had mini booze bottles.

I'm a horrible golfer despite owning a pair of clubs, but damn I had fun driving my golf cart with a decent buzz.
 
2021-11-29 4:17:34 PM  
Charles was at peak Barkley when talking about that. He killed it the entire broadcast, but talking about the beverage cart brought him to a whole new level. His deadpan sincerity was fantastic.
 
2021-11-29 6:27:04 PM  

The_Sponge: I'm a horrible golfer despite owning a pair of clubs


You'd probably play better if you added 12 more.
 
2021-11-29 6:27:44 PM  
Paging fatalvenom to the beer cart thread.
 
2021-11-29 6:28:58 PM  

Dr.Fey: Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.


Gophers, you idiot, not golfers!

The little brown furry rodents!
 
2021-11-29 6:37:40 PM  

The Smails Kid: The_Sponge: I'm a horrible golfer despite owning a pair of clubs

You'd probably play better if you added 12 more.


Hahahahaha.  Damn....I have mo idea why I didn't say "set".

Thanks for the correction.
 
2021-11-29 7:05:20 PM  

The_Sponge: The Smails Kid: The_Sponge: I'm a horrible golfer despite owning a pair of clubs

You'd probably play better if you added 12 more.

Hahahahaha.  Damn....I have mo idea why I didn't say "set".

Thanks for the correction.


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2021-11-29 7:11:03 PM  

The Smails Kid: The_Sponge: The Smails Kid: The_Sponge: I'm a horrible golfer despite owning a pair of clubs

You'd probably play better if you added 12 more.

Hahahahaha.  Damn....I have mo idea why I didn't say "set".

Thanks for the correction.

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Hahahahaha.  Not at all.

/It's been over a decade since I've played on a course.
//Enjoy going to the driving range on occasion.
 
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