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(Canada Newswire)   Today, you can finally enjoy Justin Bieber's sweet balls in your mouth   (newswire.ca) divider line
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2021-11-29 9:21:36 AM  
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2021-11-29 9:22:13 AM  
Justin Bieber is a talented little sh*t. Full Stop.
 
2021-11-29 9:24:10 AM  
Selena Gomez: No thanks, been there done that.
 
2021-11-29 9:24:45 AM  
They need a cash value for this prize in case someone would prefer not to have to gash there eyes and ears out after the concert
 
2021-11-29 9:26:56 AM  
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2021-11-29 9:27:20 AM  
NPR's Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls - SNL
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2021-11-29 9:30:17 AM  
Can we not get just ordinary non-celebrity endorsed pastries anymore?
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2021-11-29 9:30:22 AM  
You'll never know true power until you've tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you. -Santiago
 
2021-11-29 9:31:52 AM  
Call me when Ariana Grande gets in on this action.  We all know she loves licking donut holes.
 
2021-11-29 9:42:45 AM  
Don't being making promises you can't deliver.
🤭
 
2021-11-29 9:43:40 AM  
I would imagine JB's balls are as busy as a New York street, complete with a "No Waiting" sign posted.
 
2021-11-29 9:43:42 AM  
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2021-11-29 9:44:58 AM  
Up next, the Canadian Tire colab: BiebCoin; in lieu of Canadian Tire money.
 
2021-11-29 9:45:30 AM  
These celebrities will do anything for a buck.  Even play a concert in saudi Arabia...right Justin?
 
2021-11-29 9:46:31 AM  
Not even if they were deep fried Canadian Oysters wrapped in Back Bacon and served up with a Molson, eh?
 
2021-11-29 9:48:37 AM  
This is the stupidest advertizing campaign I've heard of in a loooooong time. It's like a bunch of eighty year olds got together and tried to come up with something 'hip'.
 
2021-11-29 9:49:55 AM  
Over in one.

Last out get the lights.
 
2021-11-29 9:50:19 AM  
Maybe non-fans will buy these to affix to their snowmen and start a new sport of shooting snow sculptures in the nuttage?
 
2021-11-29 9:50:25 AM  
are they also covered with stupid tattoos and soaked in herpes?
 
2021-11-29 9:52:06 AM  
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2021-11-29 9:57:14 AM  
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2021-11-29 9:58:36 AM  
I have to buy some of those just to see what they're like. And for the souvenir box.
 
2021-11-29 10:03:11 AM  

Russ1642: This is the stupidest advertizing campaign I've heard of in a loooooong time. It's like a bunch of eighty year olds got together and tried to come up with something 'hip'.


Nah, it makes sense.  In 2015 Justin Beiber's fastest growing market segment was 18-30 year olds.  Assuming they've aged up together, that means that he's currently hitting big with people in their mid-twenties to mid-thirties.  You know: right as the decline from being cool happens, you give up on looking good, and cheap convenient food becomes a "treat" instead of what happens when you're drunk at 2am.  Perfect synergy for selling crappy donuts.
 
2021-11-29 10:05:43 AM  
Chef referenced?  Check.

Schweddy referenced?  Check.

We're done here.
 
2021-11-29 10:20:25 AM  
Yep.  Thanks but I will stick with Pete schweddy
 
2021-11-29 10:52:48 AM  

blodyholy: Up next, the Canadian Tire colab: BiebCoin; in lieu of Canadian Tire money.


Even better, a crypto currency we could all get not behind.
 
2021-11-29 11:03:45 AM  

Numberlady2: These celebrities will do anything for a buck.  Even play a concert in saudi Arabia...right Justin?


Is li'l Douchy still doing that?

ugh.

/ He shouldn't have to cancel it - he should have never made it in the first place.
 
2021-11-29 11:19:18 AM  

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2021-11-29 11:22:59 AM  
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2021-11-29 11:44:55 AM  

blodyholy: Up next, the Canadian Tire colab: BiebCoin; in lieu of Canadian Tire money.


I went to Stratford, Ontario, a few years ago, which used to be known for its big Shakespearean festival, but is also Biebs' home town. You could buy various souveniers that said, "To Bieber or not to Bieber."

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave.
 
2021-11-29 11:58:18 AM  

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The man Isaac Hayes live...

Isaac Hayes-Chocolate Salty Balls Live
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2021-11-29 12:01:54 PM  
All those flavors sound disgusting.
 
2021-11-29 12:19:30 PM  
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2021-11-29 12:22:36 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Justin Bieber is a talented little sh*t. Full Stop.


Only when other people write his songs.  Full stop.

Or other people make his balls.
 
2021-11-29 12:28:25 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Justin Bieber is a talented little sh*t. Full Stop.


Is that where the Timbits come from? Now that's a talent!
 
2021-11-29 12:36:40 PM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: blodyholy: Up next, the Canadian Tire colab: BiebCoin; in lieu of Canadian Tire money.

I went to Stratford, Ontario, a few years ago, which used to be known for its big Shakespearean festival, but is also Biebs' home town. You could buy various souveniers that said, "To Bieber or not to Bieber."

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave.


Given the Bard's propensity for playing to exactly the crowd in front of him, I'm not sure he'd really mind.
 
2021-11-29 1:10:43 PM  
I know that I, for one, want a Justin Bieber (tm) fanny pack.
 
2021-11-29 6:24:24 PM  
How about no?
Is no ok?
Good, because I'm going with no.


"I grew up on Tim Hortons and it's always been something close to my heart."

Yeah, you and every other Canukistanian. Get over it.
 
2021-11-29 6:25:12 PM  
Came for the Schweddy, left with salt on my tongue...
 
2021-11-29 7:31:04 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Chef referenced?  Check.

Schweddy referenced?  Check.

We're done here.


Not until Udo Dirkschneider has his say.

https://youtu.be/B_3TlrZLpQ0
 
2021-11-29 7:56:23 PM  
The "article goes to great length to make it sound like Justin was deeply involved in the creation of these.   I'm guessing it was like a phone call to his agent to see if he's interested followed by him showing up where 4 balls were put on the table and was asked to pick his three favorite.   That's the multi-stage collaboration.

Beyond that,
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2021-11-30 11:07:07 AM  
Scroll down and check out the number of people claiming some kind of credit for this.
 
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