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(CBC)   Swollen Nooksack continues to cause irritation   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Followup, Whatcom County, Washington, Abbotsford Mayor Henry Braun, Everson, Washington, ClayburnVillage area of Abbotsford, evacuation order, evacuation alert, Sumas, Washington, residents of the Sumas Prairie  
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2021-11-29 12:05:09 AM  
Don't let your nooksack get caught in some wooden chair slats and it won't get swollen or irritated.

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2021-11-29 12:23:41 AM  
There's a cream for that.
 
2021-11-29 12:24:31 AM  
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2021-11-29 12:25:24 AM  
Given his sunny demeanor, you wouldn't even be thinking he's having a problem.
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2021-11-29 12:25:48 AM  

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Curse yoooou!
 
2021-11-29 12:29:15 AM  
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2021-11-29 12:34:57 AM  
If your Nooksack is swollen for more than four hours, consult a doctor...
 
2021-11-29 12:36:41 AM  
The Nooksack has now risen above a dike.   It is swollen and there doesn't appear to be any relief in sight.
 
2021-11-29 12:37:33 AM  
Listen, No Nut November isn't worth it.
 
2021-11-29 12:41:01 AM  
I've hiked along the Nooksack River, it's beautiful. It has that glacial turquoise color.
 
2021-11-29 12:43:33 AM  
I'm glad you all think this is funny. I'm glad I don't live in Sumas anymore.
 
2021-11-29 12:48:59 AM  

pushthelimits: I'm glad you all think this is funny. I'm glad I don't live in Sumas anymore.


I've found myself in Sumas after hours of bar-hopping, and let me tell you: while you might think that Sumas would be good for the night, you just won't believe what how scary you'll find it when you wake up the next morning.
 
2021-11-29 12:51:58 AM  
I'm carefully not making any jokes about a nooksack rising above a dyke.

You can imagine your own. Because I'm not doing it. About Nooksack rising above a dyke.

Doot doot doo....

Nooksack rising above a dyke.

No jokes here.
 
2021-11-29 12:54:05 AM  

Prof. Frink: pushthelimits: I'm glad you all think this is funny. I'm glad I don't live in Sumas anymore.

I've found myself in Sumas after hours of bar-hopping, and let me tell you: while you might think that Sumas would be good for the night, you just won't believe what how scary you'll find it when you wake up the next morning.


You'll gnaw off some limbs to get away from Sumas you were happy to get into the night before
 
2021-11-29 1:02:24 AM  

baronbloodbath: Don't let your nooksack get caught in some wooden chair slats and it won't get swollen or irritated.

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And we're done here. Get the lights.
 
2021-11-29 1:04:33 AM  

starsrift: I'm carefully not making any jokes about a nooksack rising above a dyke.

You can imagine your own. Because I'm not doing it. About Nooksack rising above a dyke.

Doot doot doo....

Nooksack rising above a dyke.

No jokes here.


"Nooksack rising above a dyke" sounds like the name of some sort of modern art painting or something.

Are we witnessing the start of a neme?

Make an NFT out of it and you could make some cash!
 
2021-11-29 1:11:26 AM  
They haven't' been the same since Madchild's substance abuse problems derailed their momentum.
 
2021-11-29 1:14:16 AM  

rfenster: The Nooksack has now risen above a dike.   It is swollen and there doesn't appear to be any relief in sight.


May I suggest a warm, moist compress and some of Dr. Martin's topical ointment?

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2021-11-29 1:29:03 AM  
My cousin in Trinidad had a friend who had a swollen Nooksack. His friend was weeks away from getting married, and the girl called off the wedding.
 
2021-11-29 1:33:22 AM  

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Fun fact: Tom is a Tanuki, who have famously large nutsacks in Japanese folklore:

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2021-11-29 1:38:01 AM  
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2021-11-29 1:46:54 AM  

pushthelimits: I'm glad you all think this is funny. I'm glad I don't live in Sumas anymore.


Yeah, is everything a joke to you people?
 
2021-11-29 1:58:46 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: is everything a joke to you people?


I think I found Mad_Radhu's Trinidadian cousin!
 
2021-11-29 2:24:50 AM  

Mad_Radhu: RolfBlitzer: [Fark user image image 425x697]

Fun fact: Tom is a Tanuki, who have famously large nutsacks in Japanese folklore:

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i remember as a kid hearing stories about how in the original Japanese version of Mario 3 the tanooki suit used a giant scrotum to fly around.
 
2021-11-29 3:12:44 AM  

SumoJeb: They haven't' been the same since Madchild's substance abuse problems derailed their momentum.


ok. you win.
i'm drunk, yes, but that's farking brilliant
 
2021-11-29 7:44:51 AM  
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Dan: 'Let's talks aboot the swellin' situation in Nooksack.'

Darry: 'We did that bit way back in the first episode.'

Wayne:  'We're startin' to repeat ourselves, boys. To be fair-' *crickets* 'That shark has been jumped, eh?'
 
2021-11-29 8:28:19 AM  
100 millimeters of rain?

That's like an inch Canadian, right?
 
2021-11-29 8:32:47 AM  

jmr61: 100 millimeters of rain?

That's like an inch Canadian, right?


As we move into times that are increasingly dominated by weather and ecosystem measurements, it may behoove you to learn the measuring systems that every other country in the world but two actually utilize, and that even scientists in the US use by preference.
 
2021-11-29 11:27:20 AM  

starsrift: jmr61: 100 millimeters of rain?

That's like an inch Canadian, right?

As we move into times that are increasingly dominated by weather and ecosystem measurements, it may behoove you to learn the measuring systems that every other country in the world but two actually utilize, and that even scientists in the US use by preference.


Patriotic rain falls in inches.  Why do you hate America?
 
2021-11-29 12:21:41 PM  

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For some reason I conflate that image with the Road Warrior: Just walk away.
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2021-11-29 1:55:26 PM  
been watching ste bros, they are boned.
 
2021-11-29 2:05:45 PM  
Another 48 hrs of rain on the way. 100+mm for Lower Mainland, 200+mm for Central Coast.
It's been so warm here in the Cariboo that the kale and brussels sprouts in my greenhouse have started growing again.
 
2021-11-29 9:52:46 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: pushthelimits: I'm glad you all think this is funny. I'm glad I don't live in Sumas anymore.

Yeah, is everything a joke to you people?


I'm just not a sociopath. People have to evacuate and their homes are being flooded.

I have a pretty good sense of humor, but laughing at other people's misfortune is where I draw the line.
 
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