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(France 24)   Finally, the real reason why Santa suddenly had a vacancy on his team can be revealed   (france24.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Polar bear, polar bear's main source, high-calorie, polar bear, Norway's Svalbard archipelago, polar bears, sea ice, research team  
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2021-11-28 11:45:32 PM  
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That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.
 
2021-11-29 12:00:44 AM  
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2021-11-29 12:22:16 AM  
6 votes:
It's probably hard to hide from polar bears when your nose glows bright!
 
2021-11-28 11:46:11 PM  
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2021-11-29 12:24:21 AM  
3 votes:

Russ1642: Polar bears are semi-aquatic. That's certainly not new. A reindeer attempting to outswim a polar bear is like me trying to outrun one.


Why try to outrun a bear? Just play dead. It worked for Elmer Fudd.

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2021-11-29 1:09:55 AM  
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Somebody better warn Stephan Colbert!

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2021-11-29 11:50:54 AM  
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That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.

I hate those commercials.

POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS DON'T LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT!


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2021-11-28 11:37:36 PM  
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Thought it was because of Covid
 
2021-11-28 11:38:57 PM  
1 vote:
Huh, neat
 
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