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(France 24)   Finally, the real reason why Santa suddenly had a vacancy on his team can be revealed   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Polar bear, polar bear's main source, high-calorie, polar bear, Norway's Svalbard archipelago, polar bears, sea ice, research team  
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2021-11-29 12:00:44 AM  
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2021-11-29 12:01:12 AM  
4 votes:
Polar bears are semi-aquatic. That's certainly not new. A reindeer attempting to outswim a polar bear is like me trying to outrun one.
2021-11-28 11:38:57 PM  
3 votes:
Huh, neat
2021-11-28 11:45:32 PM  
2 votes:
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That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.
2021-11-28 11:46:11 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-11-29 7:10:10 AM  
2 votes:

Dodo David: Why try to outrun a bear? Just play dead.

That won't work on Polar bears.

Brown bears: play dead in fetal position

Black bears: get as big and loud as you can. (Also works well on cougars/mountain lions)

Polar bears:  Dude, yer farked.  Only chance is to go for the eyes and genitals.
2021-11-29 1:14:32 AM  
1 vote:
Moose carcass out front shoulda told ya.
2021-11-29 3:26:29 AM  
1 vote:
Why is this news?

jokerscrowbar: Moose Walrus carcass out front shoulda told ya.

They don't have a problem hunting on dry land
/anyway the video
Polar Bear Hunts a Reindeer in Norway Arctic
Youtube Y-7KJ97_u-Y
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