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2021-11-28 11:37:36 PM  
Thought it was because of Covid
 
2021-11-28 11:38:57 PM  
Huh, neat
 
2021-11-28 11:45:32 PM  
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That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.
 
2021-11-28 11:46:11 PM  
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2021-11-28 11:47:40 PM  
Hahaha.  Take that.
#teamRudoph
 
2021-11-29 12:00:44 AM  
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2021-11-29 12:01:12 AM  
Polar bears are semi-aquatic. That's certainly not new. A reindeer attempting to outswim a polar bear is like me trying to outrun one.
 
2021-11-29 12:22:16 AM  
It's probably hard to hide from polar bears when your nose glows bright!
 
2021-11-29 12:24:21 AM  

Russ1642: Polar bears are semi-aquatic. That's certainly not new. A reindeer attempting to outswim a polar bear is like me trying to outrun one.


Why try to outrun a bear? Just play dead. It worked for Elmer Fudd.

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2021-11-29 1:09:55 AM  
Somebody better warn Stephan Colbert!

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2021-11-29 1:14:32 AM  
Moose carcass out front shoulda told ya.
 
2021-11-29 3:26:29 AM  
Why is this news?

jokerscrowbar: Moose Walrus carcass out front shoulda told ya.


They don't have a problem hunting on dry land
/anyway the video
Polar Bear Hunts a Reindeer in Norway Arctic
Youtube Y-7KJ97_u-Y
 
2021-11-29 7:10:10 AM  

Dodo David: Why try to outrun a bear? Just play dead.


That won't work on Polar bears.

Brown bears: play dead in fetal position

Black bears: get as big and loud as you can. (Also works well on cougars/mountain lions)

Polar bears:  Dude, yer farked.  Only chance is to go for the eyes and genitals.
 
2021-11-29 8:48:55 AM  

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That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.


I hate those commercials.

POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS DON'T LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT!
 
2021-11-29 9:00:46 AM  

TTFK: Dodo David: Why try to outrun a bear? Just play dead.

That won't work on Polar bears.

Brown bears: play dead in fetal position

Black bears: get as big and loud as you can. (Also works well on cougars/mountain lions)

Polar bears:  Dude, yer farked.  Only chance is to go for the eyes and genitals.


Note I brown bears, only play dead if they make contact and the encounter was a complete surprise. If the bear has been following you for a while, see "polar bears".
 
2021-11-29 9:23:17 AM  

big pig peaches: DRTFA: [Fark user image image 425x425]
That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.

I hate those commercials.

POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS DON'T LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT!


That's why we need immigration reform.
 
2021-11-29 11:50:54 AM  

big pig peaches: DRTFA: [Fark user image image 425x425]
That's right, Coke pairs well with reindeer.  Hurry off to bed kids, I just snorted powdered reindeer antler and the clock is ticking, so your mother and I need some alone time now.

I hate those commercials.

POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS DON'T LIVE ON THE SAME CONTINENT!


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