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2021-11-28 5:44:44 PM  
"As a result, about 60 of my colleagues (130 together with family members) cannot return to their motherland even under urgent humanitarian circumstances," he added.

Either he's saying they can't return to Russia or they can't return to the US due to some humanitarian rationale, and both would hilariously be problems of their own making.
 
2021-11-28 7:17:55 PM  
Conrad Black thinks this is unfair.
 
2021-11-28 7:21:47 PM  
Let me knoe when you get to congressional representatives and senators.
 
2021-11-28 7:22:17 PM  

koder: "As a result, about 60 of my colleagues (130 together with family members) cannot return to their motherland even under urgent humanitarian circumstances," he added.

Either he's saying they can't return to Russia or they can't return to the US due to some humanitarian rationale, and both would hilariously be problems of their own making.


Or he is lying and saying they are not being allowed to returned by "the motherland" so they are forced for stay in the US by default

It is a diplomatic pissing match.  They lie, we lie, until finally force is used to make others comply
 
2021-11-28 7:29:13 PM  
Give the a nice case of Havana syndrome as a parting gift.
 
2021-11-28 7:38:23 PM  
One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.
 
2021-11-28 7:40:08 PM  
Why is there still a Russian embassy open in the US? Jesus, how compromised is DC to still have those bastards around?
 
2021-11-28 7:41:22 PM  

vudukungfu: Let me knoe when you get to congressional representatives and senators.


You mean like actual Canadian Ted Cruise?

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2021-11-28 7:46:04 PM  

The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.


Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND
 
2021-11-28 7:48:39 PM  
Well, fark. I was hoping gaetz had been kicked out.
 
2021-11-28 7:49:07 PM  

CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND


*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.
 
2021-11-28 7:49:26 PM  
How many were GQP representatives?
 
2021-11-28 7:52:04 PM  
The Hill can eat my ass.
 
2021-11-28 7:53:48 PM  
Land of flying fish and potatoes?
 
2021-11-28 7:55:36 PM  

God_Almighty_Himself: The Hill can eat my ass.


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/Also:
//Welcome to Fark.
///Lulz.
 
2021-11-28 8:03:18 PM  

iheartscotch: vudukungfu: Let me knoe when you get to congressional representatives and senators.

You mean like actual Canadian Ted Cruise?

[Fark user image image 425x561]


That's it. No one has any right to complain that "it's Canada geese, not Canadian geese" ever again.
 
2021-11-28 8:04:41 PM  
What a farking drama queen.
 
2021-11-28 8:06:17 PM  

The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.


I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.
 
2021-11-28 8:11:18 PM  
'Diplomats'

Got it.
 
2021-11-28 8:15:12 PM  

CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.

I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.


Interested. Where'd you read that?
 
2021-11-28 8:18:49 PM  

face bacon: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.

I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.

Interested. Where'd you read that?


https://www.militarytimes.com/flashpoints/2021/11/20/russia-preparing-to-attack-ukraine-by-late-january-ukraine-defense-intelligence-agency-chief/
 
2021-11-28 8:19:11 PM  

CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.

I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.


Oh goody. Another Crimean War. Do we get to do the Charge of the Light Brigade again? Who is this era's Tennyson? Please tell me it's not Rebecca Black.

There are people alive today who have met the sole survivor of the last Crimean war.

QI | Who Was The Only Survivor Of The Crimean War?
Youtube YhtiGIuR1M4
 
2021-11-28 8:20:57 PM  
Seriously, though, in a battle between Ukraine's sovereignty & well, anyone else trying to abrogate their sovereignty, I fully support Ukraine.
 
2021-11-28 8:27:46 PM  
Tell me you didn't read the headline picturing this guy

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2021-11-28 8:32:43 PM  

The_Sponge: God_Almighty_Himself: The Hill can eat my ass.

[Fark user image 425x426]

/Also:
//Welcome to Fark.
///Lulz.


I haven't had a chance to post this new one yet.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-11-28 8:33:27 PM  

Gordon Bennett: The_Sponge: God_Almighty_Himself: The Hill can eat my ass.

[Fark user image 425x426]

/Also:
//Welcome to Fark.
///Lulz.

I haven't had a chance to post this new one yet.

[Fark user image image 666x500]


Hahahaha.  Oh man.
 
2021-11-28 8:41:47 PM  

andrewagill: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.

I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.

Oh goody. Another Crimean War. Do we get to do the Charge of the Light Brigade again? Who is this era's Tennyson? Please tell me it's not Rebecca Black.

There are people alive today who have met the sole survivor of the last Crimean war.

[YouTube video: QI | Who Was The Only Survivor Of The Crimean War?]


You got me, ace. I have nothing to do with it but I do support Ukraine's right to defend itself from invasion.
If we're lucky, we'll get another Iron Maiden epic from it.
 
2021-11-28 8:41:54 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Why is there still a Russian embassy open in the US? Jesus, how compromised is DC to still have those bastards around?


Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

I dunno, it's sounded better in my head.
 
2021-11-28 8:42:32 PM  

The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.


1/4 Ukranian here.  So 1/2 fark Russia?
 
2021-11-28 8:44:29 PM  
Remember when Obama kicked a bunch of Russian spies out of the country and took their place from them on Long Island, and then Trump tried to let them back in during his first week in office? And remember how everything he did proved that he was in bed with Putin, and how his number one goal was to remove sanctions on Russia so the Russian mob could have access to hundreds of billions of dollars we had blocked them from?

Still waiting for there to be consequences for all of that.
 
2021-11-28 8:45:21 PM  

face bacon: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.

I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.

Interested. Where'd you read that?


https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/43239/ukrainian-troops-have-been-firing-american-made-javelins-at-russian-backed-forces
 
2021-11-28 8:49:53 PM  
Byoo hyoo.
 
2021-11-28 8:50:44 PM  

Nuc_E: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

1/4 Ukranian here.  So 1/2 fark Russia?


*Fist Bump*

Both of us can loathe the Ivans 100%.
 
2021-11-28 8:52:59 PM  

CthulhuCalling: You got me, ace. I have nothing to do with it but I do support Ukraine's right to defend itself from invasion.
If we're lucky, we'll get another Iron Maiden epic from it.


Yeah, I followed up on my post to say the same because Ukraine is a sovereign nation that has the right to defend itself, & as someone who's a quarter Polish & a quarter Slovak, I want Ukraine to come out on top of any conflict with Russia.

If we got another Crimean War, it would be Russia's fault for it, not Ukraine or any other country.

I guess I mainly wanted to post that video.
 
2021-11-28 8:59:18 PM  
The civilized world has to deal decisively with Putin sometime, somewhere.

If he tries to take more of Ukraine it's time.
 
2021-11-28 8:59:26 PM  

andrewagill: CthulhuCalling: You got me, ace. I have nothing to do with it but I do support Ukraine's right to defend itself from invasion.
If we're lucky, we'll get another Iron Maiden epic from it.

Yeah, I followed up on my post to say the same because Ukraine is a sovereign nation that has the right to defend itself, & as someone who's a quarter Polish & a quarter Slovak, I want Ukraine to come out on top of any conflict with Russia.

If we got another Crimean War, it would be Russia's fault for it, not Ukraine or any other country.

I guess I mainly wanted to post that video.


Hopefully you've had a chance to visit "the old country".

/Visited Warsaw in 1990 when I was 11....still had to apply for a visa.
//Went to Bratislava in 2018....it's a "hidden gem" as far as European cities.
///Really want to go back.
 
2021-11-28 9:02:41 PM  

koder: "As a result, about 60 of my colleagues (130 together with family members) cannot return to their motherland even under urgent humanitarian circumstances," he added.

Either he's saying they can't return to Russia or they can't return to the US due to some humanitarian rationale, and both would hilariously be problems of their own making.


If this is correctly translated, I think he is saying that their visas are expired, so they cannot visit Russia for urgent reasons, and then return. Is that how visas work? Otherwise I have no clue.

"The widespread delays in renewing expired visas are also aimed at squeezing Russian diplomatic workers out of the country"

That's of USA's making, not Russians. If diplomats have applied for visas, but have to leave because USA can't figure out how to renew visas in a timely manner, that's on USA solely. Maybe there's a backlog, but then diplomats should obviously been ahead of the queue. It wouldn't affect the queue lenght, but USA wouldn't be kicking diplomats out of the country.
 
2021-11-28 9:04:13 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Why is there still a Russian embassy open in the US? Jesus, how compromised is DC to still have those bastards around?


Nice try comrade.
 
2021-11-28 9:08:21 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Why is there still a Russian embassy open in the US? Jesus, how compromised is DC to still have those bastards around?

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

I dunno, it's sounded better in my head.


Seriously, that dude you're replying to is either a Russian, or the problem.

Anyways, I don't feel like making more triple posts, so:

If USA has a problem renewing visas, that's USAs problem. Diplomats shouldn't be expelled because USA has a huge backlog. Expel diplomats for legitimate reasons, not because you're unable to renew visas for people who are already in the country, especially diplomats. That at best makes you look incompetent, at worst, it look malicious. I think its just incompetence.
 
2021-11-28 9:10:44 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Why is there still a Russian embassy open in the US? Jesus, how compromised is DC to still have those bastards around?

Nice try comrade.


WTF, are you high?
 
2021-11-28 9:19:31 PM  

The_Sponge: andrewagill: CthulhuCalling: You got me, ace. I have nothing to do with it but I do support Ukraine's right to defend itself from invasion.
If we're lucky, we'll get another Iron Maiden epic from it.

Yeah, I followed up on my post to say the same because Ukraine is a sovereign nation that has the right to defend itself, & as someone who's a quarter Polish & a quarter Slovak, I want Ukraine to come out on top of any conflict with Russia.

If we got another Crimean War, it would be Russia's fault for it, not Ukraine or any other country.

I guess I mainly wanted to post that video.

Hopefully you've had a chance to visit "the old country".

/Visited Warsaw in 1990 when I was 11....still had to apply for a visa.
//Went to Bratislava in 2018....it's a "hidden gem" as far as European cities.
///Really want to go back.


I've visited family in Poland, seen Warszawa & Kraków, as well as Košice, Slovakia for a wedding (which was bonkers awesome, & the city's pretty nice too). I haven't been to Bratislava YET. One day I will see it.
 
2021-11-28 9:28:07 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Why is there still a Russian embassy open in the US? Jesus, how compromised is DC to still have those bastards around?


Its usually better to have somebody to talk to before sending troops. Doesn't always work but often enough to make it worth the hassle.
 
2021-11-28 9:48:56 PM  

CthulhuCalling: face bacon: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: CthulhuCalling: The_Sponge: One again:

F*ck Russia.

/Half Ukrainian.

Once again for the people in the back:

RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND

*Fist Bump*

I still remember when George W. gave Putin a ridiculous comment regarding his character...back in 2001.

I could not roll my eyes hard enough.

I read recently that Ukraine has been firing Javelins against Russian armor with good success. shiats gonna heat up and turn into another proxy war.

Interested. Where'd you read that?

https://www.militarytimes.com/flashpoints/2021/11/20/russia-preparing-to-attack-ukraine-by-late-january-ukraine-defense-intelligence-agency-chief/


Yikes
 
2021-11-28 9:58:26 PM  

andrewagill: The_Sponge: andrewagill: CthulhuCalling: You got me, ace. I have nothing to do with it but I do support Ukraine's right to defend itself from invasion.
If we're lucky, we'll get another Iron Maiden epic from it.

Yeah, I followed up on my post to say the same because Ukraine is a sovereign nation that has the right to defend itself, & as someone who's a quarter Polish & a quarter Slovak, I want Ukraine to come out on top of any conflict with Russia.

If we got another Crimean War, it would be Russia's fault for it, not Ukraine or any other country.

I guess I mainly wanted to post that video.

Hopefully you've had a chance to visit "the old country".

/Visited Warsaw in 1990 when I was 11....still had to apply for a visa.
//Went to Bratislava in 2018....it's a "hidden gem" as far as European cities.
///Really want to go back.

I've visited family in Poland, seen Warszawa & Kraków, as well as Košice, Slovakia for a wedding (which was bonkers awesome, & the city's pretty nice too). I haven't been to Bratislava YET. One day I will see it.


That's fantastic.

*High Five*
 
2021-11-28 10:06:23 PM  
What difference does it make where they are? They already bought and paid for many Republicans, it seems.
 
2021-11-28 10:21:38 PM  

God_Almighty_Himself: The Hill can eat my ass.


I'll make some chili, and they can eat both our asses.
 
2021-11-28 10:46:12 PM  
If the russians won't or cant leave, gitmo them.  Have the other gitmo residents piss on them every day.  Pee parties are a russian treat, and the russians should get daily pee parties.  Put it all up on youtube in 4k 60hz.  Make sure putin can watch.
 
2021-11-28 11:06:09 PM  
There's no such thing as a Russian diplomat.
 
2021-11-29 3:36:11 AM  
Maybe they should

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2021-11-29 8:42:01 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: If the russians won't or cant leave, gitmo them.  Have the other gitmo residents piss on them every day.  Pee parties are a russian treat, and the russians should get daily pee parties.  Put it all up on youtube in 4k 60hz.  Make sure putin can watch.


You've got issues yourself, there, bro.
 
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