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2021-11-28 3:05:15 PM  
I call BS.  If people could shift timelines, this one would be empty.
 
2021-11-28 4:28:50 PM  
Kady claims she can now move timelines deliberately  by manifesting her desires while in the shower.

We all have our own ways to relax.
 
2021-11-28 5:30:42 PM  
* first i learned there is such a thing as "astrology tiktok"

* then i learned that the idea the travis scott astroworld tragedy was a deliberate and planned "satanic human sacrifice" ritual was developed and spread on tiktok

* now i learn young morons on tiktok think you can manifest a bodily switch into an alternate timeline of reality by "manifesting" super hard in a super hot shower followed by an icy rinse?

and wasn't "vandalize and burglarize from your school for kicks" also known as doing tiktok "devious licks"?

AND wasn't the entire platform popularized by people who like to make short, stupid, lip-syncing videos?

basically, if someone tells you they "learned it on tiktok" (and it's not a silly dance or lip-synch song) that person is too dumb to ever talk to again. so act accordingly people.
 
2021-11-28 6:02:06 PM  
Look, it's fine to say you were just in the pool. Everybody understands.
 
2021-11-28 6:06:49 PM  
Is that a Chevy '69?
 
2021-11-28 6:08:03 PM  
That's anytime when you're a highass

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2021-11-28 6:08:26 PM  
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Don't do drugs
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-11-28 6:09:10 PM  

unixpro: I call BS.  If people could shift timelines, this one would be empty.


Thinking of that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where Worf was jumping realities, possibly people would arrive here without any idea of how bad things are.

We call these people "Low Information Voters."
 
2021-11-28 6:09:23 PM  
You might think you know what you'll find when searching for 'high ass meme' but there's a lot more.. uhh... Back there.
 
2021-11-28 6:09:34 PM  
Thanks Subby, now I have an ear worm.
OMC - How Bizarre (Official Music Video)
Youtube C2cMG33mWVY
 
2021-11-28 6:12:22 PM  

unixpro: I call BS.  If people could shift timelines, this one would be empty.


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2021-11-28 6:14:43 PM  
It works! When I turn the shower from hot  to cold, I go from the time of being mostly asleep to the time of wide awake.
 
2021-11-28 6:15:52 PM  
Thanks Subby, now that song is stuck in my head.
 
2021-11-28 6:15:55 PM  
Get out of the damn shower!!!!
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2021-11-28 6:16:34 PM  
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TWX [TotalFark]
2021-11-28 6:17:18 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: Kady claims she can now move timelines deliberately  by manifesting her desires while in the shower.

We all have our own ways to relax.


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2021-11-28 6:18:01 PM  
Looks like the Mandela Effect has a challenger in the dumbest timeline-altering superstition department.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-11-28 6:20:42 PM  

BlippityBleep: Looks like the Mandela Effect has a challenger in the dumbest timeline-altering superstition department.


I distinctly remember when Nelson Mandela was freed from prison and elected to lead South Africa.  I guess my Mandela Effect is there even being a Mandela Effect.
 
2021-11-28 6:21:00 PM  
It's true.  One time my wife was in the shower.  As a joke I flushed the toilet to make the shower turn cold, and she came out and knocked me into another timeline.
 
2021-11-28 6:21:41 PM  

Somaticasual: Is that a Chevy '69?


Pele yells, "We're outta here, " Zina says, "Right on"
Making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone.
 
2021-11-28 6:21:45 PM  

Somaticasual: Is that a Chevy '69?


Yoooooo, I JUST left a friend's house that had a 69 Chevy Camaro SS, fuel injected, turbo charged V8 and he *said* it was 1000hp. The inside wasn't impressive but I saw the turbo charger and lack of carburator. I thought it was a chevelle at first (I'm stupid and blind, I saw the SS from a distance) He challenged me to race my Tesla on a track. I told him I wasn't stupid and he knows and I know that he'd beat my ass over 60 mph hahahaha. MAYBE I'd get him in the quarter mile.  I told him to make a YouTube vid of his specs first.

/I'm not racing that guy
 
2021-11-28 6:21:50 PM  

tzzhc4: [Fark user image 425x338]Don't do drugs


It's not Clowns in my Coffee?

Whoa!
 
2021-11-28 6:22:25 PM  
manifesting her desires while in the shower.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2021-11-28 6:22:40 PM  
These people are deranged. Everyone knows you need a hot tub for time travel.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2021-11-28 6:23:00 PM  

MagicBus: It's true.  One time my wife was in the shower.  As a joke I flushed the toilet to make the shower turn cold, and she came out and knocked me into another timeline.


Wouldn't that make the shower turn hot?
 
2021-11-28 6:23:12 PM  
I've always wanted to be a Prince of Amber.
 
2021-11-28 6:23:15 PM  
Barenstein Bears
 
2021-11-28 6:23:41 PM  
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Approves.
 
2021-11-28 6:24:28 PM  
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2021-11-28 6:25:02 PM  
Come here, timers. No?

That this idiocy is given any mainstream attention is proof that we're already damned.
 
2021-11-28 6:25:30 PM  
Social media is giving the wrong people a voice, and it's making the world a far worse place.  Social media is doing society about as much good as meth or heroin.  Same business model, exploit the weak.
 
2021-11-28 6:26:38 PM  
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
 
2021-11-28 6:28:26 PM  
Nonsense, Governor Curtis would have told us about this.
 
2021-11-28 6:29:56 PM  
Now I understand: TikTok is a nonsense mill.
 
2021-11-28 6:29:56 PM  

MagicBus: It's true.  One time my wife was in the shower.  As a joke I flushed the toilet to make the shower turn cold, and she came out and knocked me into another timeline.


That wasn't your wife. That was me.
 
2021-11-28 6:29:58 PM  
I miss the days when the only way crazy people could spread their insanity was by making a sign and shouting nonsense on a street corner.

Back in the late 80's, there was a woman who would stand outside the Kodak Park entrance in the mornings shouting "God said he would sink the city" over and over. Nobody ever joined her.
 
2021-11-28 6:30:38 PM  

TWX: MagicBus: It's true.  One time my wife was in the shower.  As a joke I flushed the toilet to make the shower turn cold, and she came out and knocked me into another timeline.

Wouldn't that make the shower turn hot?


Not in his original timeline.
 
2021-11-28 6:31:09 PM  

Snargi: It works! When I turn the shower from hot  to cold, I go from the time of being mostly asleep to the time of wide awake.


Man, I switched the shower head from rainfall to hand-held.

I forgot to aim it away from me.
5 gallons of ice water right in the junkyard.

I know I had a transcendental experience. All of my spirit guides showed up laughing their asses off.
 
2021-11-28 6:31:41 PM  
So, she remembers taking a trip with classmates, but the classmates say the trip never happened.  But she was on the plane with those classmates. What happened to the classmates between the flight and now, in this current timeline, that they remember the other timeline? I think that to be safe this woman should have her fingers removed so she can't post anymore.
 
2021-11-28 6:32:03 PM  

Porous Horace: Now I understand: TikTok The internet in general is a nonsense mill.


FTFY
 
2021-11-28 6:32:53 PM  

Private_Citizen: Thanks Subby, now I have an ear worm.
[YouTube video: OMC - How Bizarre (Official Music Video)]


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4wrhsk-_cc

Lotta those on that album.
 
2021-11-28 6:33:38 PM  

Private_Citizen: Thanks Subby, now I have an ear worm.
[YouTube video: OMC - How Bizarre (Official Music Video)]


I came here for that, and I leave sassyfied.
 
2021-11-28 6:35:28 PM  
manifesting her desires

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2021-11-28 6:36:01 PM  
Edelweiss....
Edelweiss...
Every morning you greet me.
Small and White....
Clean and bright...

After the past 5 years, it has become.... Difficult... to determine which timeline is worse.
 
2021-11-28 6:36:39 PM  
Don't do it, kids. You'll mess around and scald your giblets.
 
2021-11-28 6:36:46 PM  
Don't forget to bring some 8mm film with you.
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/ Is this, now?
 
2021-11-28 6:36:59 PM  

AstroJesus: Nonsense, Governor Curtis would have told us about this.


Given the number of absolute cretins who said they voted for Bevin because they wanted a political outsider, you would think there would have been far more votes for the guy with the funny squirrel balls website who wasn't representing a major political party.

Then again, seeing as how they proudly voted for the guy who pledged to take away the healthcare coverage they needed to stay alive because they were against gay marriage, it might have been too much to ask for them to think outside the GQP bubble.
 
2021-11-28 6:37:24 PM  

1funguy: Snargi: It works! When I turn the shower from hot  to cold, I go from the time of being mostly asleep to the time of wide awake.

Man, I switched the shower head from rainfall to hand-held.

I forgot to aim it away from me.
5 gallons of ice water right in the junkyard.

I know I had a transcendental experience. All of my spirit guides showed up laughing their asses off.


and who did they tell you was president in the new timeline? was covid still a thing?

and most importantly, to switch back to this timeline and let all of us farkers know about this miracle, did you have get nice and warm and then to do a second shot of freezing water to the junk? how many minutes of icy hell does it take to "switch back"?
 
2021-11-28 6:37:56 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: manifesting her desires

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


I call it the American Beauty.

You know the opening scene.

American Beauty- Opening Monologue
Youtube blpXcAOKgl8

00:38 seconds in if it doesn't jump.
 
2021-11-28 6:39:14 PM  

nijika: Don't forget to bring some 8mm film with you.
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/ Is this, now?


Glad i wasn't the only one thinking it.
 
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