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2021-11-28 11:18:44 AM  
Toast
Youtube 6pHZaURXRhU
 
2021-11-28 11:30:43 AM  
We had French toast for breakfast.
 
2021-11-28 11:32:36 AM  
I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...
 
2021-11-28 11:35:16 AM  

BizarreMan: We had French toast for breakfast.


I think you mean pain grillé.
 
2021-11-28 11:46:33 AM  

solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...


Wait 'til you tell her no grits.
 
2021-11-28 11:46:48 AM  

solokumba: BizarreMan: We had French toast for breakfast.

I think you mean pain grillé.


There was no burned fingers so no pain.
 
2021-11-28 11:47:05 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...

Wait 'til you tell her no grits.


Grits are gross.
 
2021-11-28 11:47:11 AM  

solokumba: BizarreMan: We had French toast for breakfast.

I think you mean pain grillé.


Pain perdu

Or Purdue if you're a Boilermaker.
 
2021-11-28 11:54:17 AM  
Dry White Toast - The Blues Brothers
Youtube ea6OET3Zi20
 
2021-11-28 11:56:00 AM  

BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...

Wait 'til you tell her no grits.

Grits are gross.


You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.
 
2021-11-28 12:00:37 PM  
We killed off a lot of leftovers for brunch today - Smoked turkey club sandwich (on sourdough rye toast) and a stuffing waffle with gravy.

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2021-11-28 12:03:08 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...

Wait 'til you tell her no grits.

Grits are gross.

You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.


Polenta is just grits with a posh accent.

My wife has tried multiple preparations and they are disgusting no matter what you call them.
 
2021-11-28 12:16:03 PM  
"The restaurant's sign said 'Breakfast Anytime' so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

-- Steven Wright
 
2021-11-28 1:16:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.


Can you get acceptable grits in Alaska?
 
2021-11-28 1:45:24 PM  

Unobtanium: Benevolent Misanthrope: You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.

Can you get acceptable grits in Alaska?


I have to mail-order them from South Carolina.  Luckily, amazon sells them.

We get Albers here - an inferior Yankee substitute, and the boxes stay on the selves forever.  Horrid.
 
2021-11-28 2:47:38 PM  
I once heard from a Brit that the British name for French toast is 'eggy bread'.  Can anyone confirm or deny.
 
2021-11-28 2:49:57 PM  
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/oh the mirth
 
2021-11-28 3:01:25 PM  
Streetband - Toast
Youtube WJmKStqugMc
 
2021-11-28 3:46:36 PM  
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2021-11-28 3:52:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I once heard from a Brit that the British name for French toast is 'eggy bread'.  Can anyone confirm or deny.


Highlight text, search Google for "eggy bread"...
 
2021-11-28 4:53:23 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I once heard from a Brit that the British name for French toast is 'eggy bread'.  Can anyone confirm or deny.


I can confirm they use that term for the dish, but I'm not a Brit.

I do however maintain a list of translations of cooking terms between English dialects:  https://cooking.stackexchange.com/q/​78​4/67

/sorta made something French toast-like yesterday
//heated up some leftover stuffing, then poured a custard over it and cooked it like French toast
 
2021-11-28 5:10:48 PM  
Slackers...
Toast,Yeah Toast,Toast Song ,Yeah Toast Song,yea Toast ,#5 Burnt Toast!
Youtube SHptn_3RyYE
 
2021-11-28 5:25:52 PM  

solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...


No toast?

Does Anyone Want Any Toast? | Red Dwarf | BBC
Youtube LRq_SAuQDec
 
2021-11-28 5:47:40 PM  

CivilizedTiger: [Fark user image image 300x300]


Obscure, but nice call.
 
2021-11-28 8:23:45 PM  
It's like my own special day!
 
2021-11-28 10:30:44 PM  

BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...

Wait 'til you tell her no grits.

Grits are gross.

You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.

Polenta is just grits with a posh accent.

My wife has tried multiple preparations and they are disgusting no matter what you call them.


No, Polenta is cornmeal mush. The only good cornmeal is baked, regular cornmeal in cornbread or on top of tamale pie.
 
amb
2021-11-28 11:10:09 PM  

solokumba: BizarreMan: We had French toast for breakfast.

I think you mean pain grillé.


Pain perdu.
 
amb
2021-11-28 11:13:11 PM  
I did have French toast this morning. Was leftover from the other day. I had family visit and made a bunch from a couple loaves of brioche. Right up there in my favorite breakfast foods. Just a smidge below eggs benedict.
 
2021-11-28 11:20:43 PM  

I Swear I'll Jump: BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...

Wait 'til you tell her no grits.

Grits are gross.

You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.

Polenta is just grits with a posh accent.

My wife has tried multiple preparations and they are disgusting no matter what you call them.

No, Polenta is cornmeal mush. The only good cornmeal is baked, regular cornmeal in cornbread or on top of tamale pie.


Y'all motherf*ckers need Jesus.
 
2021-11-29 7:43:58 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I Swear I'll Jump: BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: BizarreMan: Benevolent Misanthrope: solokumba: I'm on Keto
Me: I would like two eggs, sausage and bacon.
Waffle House Employee: What type of toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: No toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: You don't want toast?
Me: No toast.
Waffle House Employee: But it comes with toast.
Me: None for me, thanks.
Waffle House Employee: Who doesn't like toast?
Me: Everybody likes toast.
Waffle House Employee: So do you want toast?
Me: No.
etc...
etc...
etc...

Wait 'til you tell her no grits.

Grits are gross.

You haven't had good grits.  Done right, they are even better than polenta.  Unless you think polenta is gross, in which case I can't help you and may Dog have mercy on your soul.

Polenta is just grits with a posh accent.

My wife has tried multiple preparations and they are disgusting no matter what you call them.

No, Polenta is cornmeal mush. The only good cornmeal is baked, regular cornmeal in cornbread or on top of tamale pie.

Y'all motherf*ckers need Jesus.


We have a local black church that serves free breakfast complete with grits to get you to go to their service and bring you to Jesus. The circle is complete or something.
 
2021-11-29 7:47:06 AM  
French toast is hard to fark up. Here's tips anyway
Alton Brown's French Toast
Youtube AfF7dInNTXY
 
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