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(The Daily Beast)   It's Quacks against Q-balls: Flynn caught on camera saying what he really thinks about QAnon   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2021-11-28 11:07:09 AM  
But thats
 
2021-11-28 11:08:17 AM  
Just a fake recording made by the deep state to split the Q faithful. Just like it was the deep state that made me hit the Add Comment button after two words.
 
2021-11-28 12:00:37 PM  
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2021-11-28 12:08:06 PM  
"I think it's a disinformation campaign," Flynn said on the call. "I think it's a disinformation campaign that the CIA created. That's what I believe. Now, I don't know that for a fact, but that's what I think it is. I think it's a disinformation campaign."

Later in the recording, Flynn called QAnon "total nonsense." "I find it total nonsense," Flynn said. "And I think it's a disinformation campaign created by the left."


The lying sack of shiat knows exactly who created it, but he's smart enough to stay on point.
 
2021-11-28 12:44:33 PM  
You mean the guy who lives in a blue state surrounded by blue friends in a place that is the antithesis of the Red Neck Mafia might be scamming all the rubes?

That's f*cking shocking.
 
2021-11-28 2:18:08 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: "I think it's a disinformation campaign," Flynn said on the call. "I think it's a disinformation campaign that the CIA created. That's what I believe. Now, I don't know that for a fact, but that's what I think it is. I think it's a disinformation campaign."

Later in the recording, Flynn called QAnon "total nonsense." "I find it total nonsense," Flynn said. "And I think it's a disinformation campaign created by the left."

The lying sack of shiat knows exactly who created it, but he's smart enough to stay on point.


If he really thinks that... wasn't there a video of him and his family taking the Q pledge?
 
2021-11-28 2:19:55 PM  
You can't fix crazy. Maybe it's time to give them nice living accommodations so they can be looked after.
 
2021-11-28 2:21:00 PM  

Xaxor: You can't fix crazy. Maybe it's time to give them nice living accommodations so they can be looked after.


Like Texas.
 
2021-11-28 2:21:08 PM  
He says that it's a leftist conspiracy.

Shouldn't a leftist conspiracy do something to further leftist goals?
 
2021-11-28 2:22:45 PM  
Wood is the biggest snake in a pile of snakes, eh?

Or not.  Remember, a lot of people think Flynn actually IS Q.  One of several, actually, since he couldn't have done it while locked up.  But the credentials for that account were passed around between score group of Monsters, who just used to give Putin boners with wherever chaos they could stir up.
 
2021-11-28 2:23:08 PM  
Let's hook him up to a car battery and see how that goes.
 
2021-11-28 2:23:49 PM  
"I find it total nonsense"  (Maybe he's not AS dumb as I initially thought.)
"And I think it's a disinformation campaign created by the left."  (Scratch that.)
 
2021-11-28 2:24:45 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: The lying sack of shiat knows exactly who created it


8Chan?
 
2021-11-28 2:24:48 PM  
it's raining face eating 🐆...
ha
 
2021-11-28 2:26:05 PM  
Lin Wood looks like someone just applied a smoothing filter to Trump in photoshop and cropped a little around the edges:

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2021-11-28 2:27:20 PM  
Lin Wood dumping texts and recordings is gonna make for so many fun times over the next couple of days.

I don't expect it to make much of an impact on the broader Qanon movement, though.  Most folks will immediately shift their thinking to match the new paradigm, knowing that THEY never followed the false prophet, and those comments about their undying support for Flynn or Wood on their timeline were clearly put there by a deep state operative.

It's not about reality - it's about the collective story the followers have created, and quotidian things like these 'thought leaders' dunking on their followers will just be smoothed over in the story.
 
2021-11-28 2:28:07 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: "I think it's a disinformation campaign," Flynn said on the call. "I think it's a disinformation campaign that the CIA created. That's what I believe. Now, I don't know that for a fact, but that's what I think it is. I think it's a disinformation campaign."

Later in the recording, Flynn called QAnon "total nonsense." "I find it total nonsense," Flynn said. "And I think it's a disinformation campaign created by the left."

The lying sack of shiat knows exactly who created it, but he's smart enough to stay on point.


The guy who created it passed it along, and Flynn is one of the people who allegedly shared that account (the timing has to be based around when he wasn't locked up).

Ultimately, this was initially just general chaos and trolling that spun out of control, then guys like Flynn, who are good buddies with Putin, picked up the ball and ran.  The goals were vague other than damaging US systemic stability.
 
2021-11-28 2:31:01 PM  
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2021-11-28 2:32:22 PM  

bthom37: Lin Wood dumping texts and recordings is gonna make for so many fun times over the next couple of days.

I don't expect it to make much of an impact on the broader Qanon movement, though.  Most folks will immediately shift their thinking to match the new paradigm, knowing that THEY never followed the false prophet, and those comments about their undying support for Flynn or Wood on their timeline were clearly put there by a deep state operative.

It's not about reality - it's about the collective story the followers have created, and quotidian things like these 'thought leaders' dunking on their followers will just be smoothed over in the story.


Yeah, but Wood is untrustworthy on epic levels. Actual audio might work, but other claims from him will always be inherently untrustworthy.

The Rittenhouse family initially hired him to be the little murderers attorney.  Supposedly before they fired him, he'd just sit around spitting out stuff about Communist China, Libs being Satanists, etc.  As a criminal defense for murder.  You know. As one does.
 
2021-11-28 2:34:12 PM  
"The Fascist movement is a plot by the government!"
 
2021-11-28 2:34:13 PM  
More grift and false flag narratives. These people are all the same. Thier grift depends on an ability to balance on the edge, keeping up the rage without it becoming an actual civil war. Insurrection edging, race war edging, hell even rapture edging. The frothy rage is great for business, any follow through on that rage is really bad for business.
 
2021-11-28 2:35:59 PM  

Kris_Romm: bthom37: Lin Wood dumping texts and recordings is gonna make for so many fun times over the next couple of days.

I don't expect it to make much of an impact on the broader Qanon movement, though.  Most folks will immediately shift their thinking to match the new paradigm, knowing that THEY never followed the false prophet, and those comments about their undying support for Flynn or Wood on their timeline were clearly put there by a deep state operative.

It's not about reality - it's about the collective story the followers have created, and quotidian things like these 'thought leaders' dunking on their followers will just be smoothed over in the story.

Yeah, but Wood is untrustworthy on epic levels. Actual audio might work, but other claims from him will always be inherently untrustworthy.

The Rittenhouse family initially hired him to be the little murderers attorney.  Supposedly before they fired him, he'd just sit around spitting out stuff about Communist China, Libs being Satanists, etc.  As a criminal defense for murder.  You know. As one does.


You and I know he's untrustworthy, and almost certainly suffering from a TBI or undiagnosed stroke.

But his followers are now getting a chance to see that, and they're being given a stark choice: believe they've been rooked by a con man, or they can just quietly edit him out of their story.

And we all know how conservatives process cognitive dissonance.
 
2021-11-28 2:37:06 PM  
"Now, I don't know that for a fact, but..." is the essence of the Republican Party.
 
2021-11-28 2:37:37 PM  
Flynn's private disavowal of QAnon would mark a blow to the conspiracy theory movement

it won't even slow it down.  They'll add a few names to their enemies list and keep on chugging along.
 
2021-11-28 2:37:51 PM  

hugadarn: More grift and false flag narratives. These people are all the same. Thier grift depends on an ability to balance on the edge, keeping up the rage without it becoming an actual civil war. Insurrection edging, race war edging, hell even rapture edging. The frothy rage is great for business, any follow through on that rage is really bad for business.


Yep, that's why you have to keep moving the goalposts and never acknowledge the last 47 goalposts.

In other words, sharks* have to keep swimming.

/*Ok, not all sharks, like nurse and wobbegong sharks don't, but let me use the metaphor
 
2021-11-28 2:39:35 PM  
I know a former LEO who passed the bar and is now in solo practice. A couple of years ago, he was proudly touting his new acquaintance with Lin Wood, who was actually a respected attorney in Atlanta before he lost his farking mind.  He's since scrubbed every pic of him with Wood from all his social media 😄
 
2021-11-28 2:41:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: You mean the guy who lives in a blue state surrounded by blue friends in a place that is the antithesis of the Red Neck Mafia


Florida?
 
2021-11-28 2:43:02 PM  
My best friend from 8th grade is the same way. I actually look at her Facebook page the way I would an interesting-looking trapped bug. Her cryptic predictions are kind of funny.
 
2021-11-28 2:43:17 PM  

freetomato: I know a former LEO who passed the bar and is now in solo practice. A couple of years ago, he was proudly touting his new acquaintance with Lin Wood, who was actually a respected attorney in Atlanta before he lost his farking mind.  He's since scrubbed every pic of him with Wood from all his social media 😄


Lin Wood almost certainly had a brain problem 2-3 years ago.

Hopefully your guy hasn't suffered any blowback for having pictures with Wood when he was still healthy.
 
2021-11-28 2:45:32 PM  
I don't think the CIA spent any time or energy on Q at any point. That is almost crazy enough to be a Q theory. Otherwise, LetThemFight.jpg
 
2021-11-28 2:46:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: You mean the guy who lives in a blue state surrounded by blue friends in a place that is the antithesis of the Red Neck Mafia might be scamming all the rubes?

That's f*cking shocking.


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2021-11-28 2:48:49 PM  

nmrsnr: Just a fake recording made by the deep state to split the Q faithful. Just like it was the deep state that made me hit the Add Comment button after two words.


And with improper punctuation as well. It doesn't get much more evil than that! The bastids!
 
2021-11-28 2:50:32 PM  

bthom37: freetomato: I know a former LEO who passed the bar and is now in solo practice. A couple of years ago, he was proudly touting his new acquaintance with Lin Wood, who was actually a respected attorney in Atlanta before he lost his farking mind.  He's since scrubbed every pic of him with Wood from all his social media 😄

Lin Wood almost certainly had a brain problem 2-3 years ago.

Hopefully your guy hasn't suffered any blowback for having pictures with Wood when he was still healthy.


It was actually closer to 2016, in retrospect. I have a tendency to blur through many of the trump years mentally, apparently.
 
2021-11-28 2:51:32 PM  
Flynn's statements are just a double-bluff distraction to hide the real disinformation conspiracy. Loyal believers can see right through the words to find the truth behind them. Don't fall for the MSM/Soros false-flag.

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2021-11-28 2:52:30 PM  
It's the dawn of a new day for Lin Wood. A new beginning, a new morning. What we are seeing here is morning Wood.
 
2021-11-28 2:52:31 PM  

freetomato: bthom37: freetomato: I know a former LEO who passed the bar and is now in solo practice. A couple of years ago, he was proudly touting his new acquaintance with Lin Wood, who was actually a respected attorney in Atlanta before he lost his farking mind.  He's since scrubbed every pic of him with Wood from all his social media 😄

Lin Wood almost certainly had a brain problem 2-3 years ago.

Hopefully your guy hasn't suffered any blowback for having pictures with Wood when he was still healthy.

It was actually closer to 2016, in retrospect. I have a tendency to blur through many of the trump years mentally, apparently.


Lol, no worries.  I was going through my Google photos account this morning to create a photo book, and the number of times I said "fark, I didn't think that was that long ago" came out of my mouth was depressing.

/Yay for advancing age!
 
2021-11-28 2:53:24 PM  

ElPrimitivo: He says that it's a leftist conspiracy.

Shouldn't a leftist conspiracy do something to further leftist goals?


I actually entertained this thought for a while. But if it were a leftist conspiracy, the time to end it would have been sometime in late October 2020, with Q publicly telling the rubes they'd been taken for a ride.
 
2021-11-28 2:55:16 PM  
That's EXACTLY what the Deep State wants you to think in an attempt to discredit the brave General Flynn. They are trying to tie this patriot to insurrection and eXtreme, unbelievable dumbfarkery.

AND

This is a brilliant move by General Q Flynn to throw off the Deep State and keep his identity secret. ( hint: Flynn spelled backward in a rare Nigerian Hebrew accent is "I am John Kennedy Jr").
 
2021-11-28 2:55:41 PM  
Lin Wood losing his farking mind is awesome
 
2021-11-28 2:57:51 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Lin Wood losing his farking mind is awesome


If he comes to his senses, he is going to regret this. Then he'll be mourning Wood.
 
2021-11-28 2:59:30 PM  
I should start selling a super-caffeinated punch-flavored hard seltzer called QQQQ-Loko.
 
2021-11-28 3:05:20 PM  
This is a fake story put out by JFK Jr to separate the true believers from the chaff.

/s, since sadly, the above sentence is now Poe's Law compatible.
 
2021-11-28 3:06:54 PM  
Flynn is one of those folks who will just say whatever at any time without regard to truth or consistency. The folks who only care about what they can gain or enjoy personally, and yet spit out "nihilist" at me as if it were an insult. You know, "conservatives".

And the cultists will either eject him unceremoniously or - as I suspect is more likely - just ignore it and continue to venerate him so long as it remains convenient.
 
2021-11-28 3:09:42 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Lumbar Puncture: Lin Wood losing his farking mind is awesome

If he comes to his senses, he is going to regret this. Then he'll be mourning Wood.


How much wood could a Q cuck shuck, if a Q cuck could shuck Q?
 
2021-11-28 3:10:20 PM  
"I think it's a disinformation campaign," Flynn said on the call. "I think it's a disinformation campaign that the CIA created. That's what I believe. Now, I don't know that for a fact, but that's what I think it is. I think it's a disinformation campaign."

Later in the recording, Flynn called QAnon "total nonsense."

"I find it total nonsense," Flynn said. "And I think it's a disinformation campaign created by the left."


4chan is part of the deep state and is controlled by Democrats, which is why /pol/ is an alt-right breeding ground
 
2021-11-28 3:10:25 PM  
In the call, Flynn promises to send Wood an article about QAnon's failure to come true. Based on text messages from Flynn that Wood also published on his Telegram account, the article Flynn referenced on the call was a Nov. 2 article by white supremacist radio host Hal Turner that endorsed the idea of mass violence.

In the blog post that Flynn apparently cited, Turner ridicules QAnon believers who traveled to Dallas believing the John F. Kennedy Jr. would appear. Turner wrote that Trump supporters would repeatedly look like fools "until something like a mass slaughter happens," writing that the JFK Jr. debacle was caused because people were "too cowardly to stand up, pick up guns, and go kill the people" Turner falsely claimed stole the election.

I can't even...

Stolen election (a given)

White supremacist (also a given.)

Trump supporters "would" look like fools (that ship has sailed.)

Zombie JFKjr. shambling out of his grave in Dallas.

A call for "mass slaughter." Again -HTF are people like this walking free?

Ultimately because Trump supporters are stupid enough to believe that zombie JFKjr. will Great Pumpkin himself in Dallas that's somehow how an excuse to visit violence on the rest of us who aren't as gullible and stupid.

Farkin' nuts the lot of 'em.
 
2021-11-28 3:12:40 PM  

New Rising Sun: Lin Wood looks like someone just applied a smoothing filter to Trump in photoshop and cropped a little around the edges:

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Or a bad SNL skit version.
 
2021-11-28 3:14:12 PM  
But then Flynn took a nap without checking for Pods under the bed, and THIS happened

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2021-11-28 3:15:28 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: loud splattery feces


f**king STOP IT

Why make up MORE idiocy to spread??
 
2021-11-28 3:16:21 PM  
If you are a Republican at this point you have made peace with the fact that you are following people who lie to you and laugh at you behind your back. That's just what being a Republican is.
 
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