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(Some Guy)   Happy Hanukkah! Also, happy Chanukah just in case   (calendardate.com) divider line
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2021-11-28 9:20:54 AM  
If anyone needs any gift ideas, books are always good.
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2021-11-28 9:28:08 AM  

gaslight: If anyone needs any gift ideas, books are always good.
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Username checks out?
 
2021-11-28 9:35:05 AM  
The reason for the difference in spelling is that the Hebrew alphabet has 20 letters, (no vowels, vowels are symbols under the some of the letters), as compared to our 26 letters.
 
2021-11-28 9:41:25 AM  
Hanukah sameach from Israel!

I'll be watching the Pats and eating buffalo wings in a few hours.
 
2021-11-28 9:50:02 AM  
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Many blessings for all who celebrate.
 
2021-11-28 9:52:05 AM  

gaslight: If anyone needs any gift ideas, books are always good.
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תמשיך.....
 
2021-11-28 9:54:50 AM  

elvisaintdead: gaslight: If anyone needs any gift ideas, books are always good.
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תמשיך.....


פארק לא האתר האירוטיקה האישי שלך
 
2021-11-28 10:05:57 AM  

Somacandra: [Fark user image 425x425]Many blessings for all who celebrate.


As a Jew, I've been saying much the same all of my life.

After all, so you really thing that Jews fled Egypt and ate matzoh for 40 years?  It does get surgically attached to your digestive system.   (Then again, date palms do grow in that part of the world, (and dates do work much the way prunes do in one's digestive system).
 
2021-11-28 10:22:52 AM  
Pretty early this year.
 
2021-11-28 11:22:04 AM  

kdawg7736: Pretty early this year.


Yup. Jews don't do a wimpy leap day every 4 years, they do a 29 day leap month 7 out of every 19 years*.

Next year it will bump forward to mid-December.

*It's literally once in a blue moon. Since it's a lunisolar calendar you need an extra month any time there are 13 new moons in a solar year.
 
2021-11-28 11:51:53 AM  
Richard Cheese "The Dreidel Song" (from the 2013 album "Cocktails With Santa")
Youtube uGKh3hRYeTE
 
2021-11-28 12:22:13 PM  

growinthings: The reason for the difference in spelling is that the Hebrew alphabet has 20 letters, (no vowels, vowels are symbols under the some of the letters), as compared to our 26 letters.


It's "ch" like in Scots "loch" or like "g" in Dutch, right? But it's transliterated as just "h" so Anglos don't pronounce it like the "ch" in "channel".
 
2021-11-28 12:33:10 PM  

nmrsnr: kdawg7736: Pretty early this year.

Yup. Jews don't do a wimpy leap day every 4 years, they do a 29 day leap month 7 out of every 19 years*.

Next year it will bump forward to mid-December.

*It's literally once in a blue moon. Since it's a lunisolar calendar you need an extra month any time there are 13 new moons in a solar year.


Very interesting.
 
2021-11-28 12:33:50 PM  

nmrsnr: kdawg7736: Pretty early this year.

Yup. Jews don't do a wimpy leap day every 4 years, they do a 29 day leap month 7 out of every 19 years*.

Next year it will bump forward to mid-December.

*It's literally once in a blue moon. Since it's a lunisolar calendar you need an extra month any time there are 13 new moons in a solar year.


Back in the day the priests would decide at the end of winter if it was warm enough for planting. If not they added another March. Like Groundhog Day I guess.
 
2021-11-28 12:35:09 PM  
Chappy Chanukah.
 
2021-11-28 12:35:23 PM  
Also happy Chewbacca.
 
2021-11-28 12:38:35 PM  

iron de havilland: growinthings: The reason for the difference in spelling is that the Hebrew alphabet has 20 letters, (no vowels, vowels are symbols under the some of the letters), as compared to our 26 letters.

It's "ch" like in Scots "loch" or like "g" in Dutch, right? But it's transliterated as just "h" so Anglos don't pronounce it like the "ch" in "channel".


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2021-11-28 12:38:36 PM  
Happy chaka khan.
 
2021-11-28 12:44:53 PM  
Proof that there is no Jewish conspiracy running the world.

They can't even agree about how to spell their holidays.
 
2021-11-28 12:46:38 PM  
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2021-11-28 12:48:48 PM  
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2021-11-28 12:50:18 PM  
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HAPPY CHAKA KHAN EVERYONE !!1!
 
2021-11-28 12:51:30 PM  
It's that time of year again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCNAnp2QAI
 
2021-11-28 12:53:26 PM  
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"And to everyone out there - a Merry Christmas! And to my producer, my director, my manager, and my lawyer - Happy Hanukkah, boys! Good night!"
 
2021-11-28 12:56:04 PM  
Chanukah sameach

Baruch Atah
Adonai
Eloheinu
Melech Haolam


My Americanized version:

Happy Charnickles

I broke my toys
I don't know
Ellen hates you
Melancholy
 
2021-11-28 1:03:01 PM  
Happy Holidays
Marry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Marry Kwanzaa
Happy Festivus
Please pick the one that offends you the most
 
2021-11-28 1:05:38 PM  
Chaka is excited to wish you Happy Chanukah. 
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2021-11-28 1:14:43 PM  
I made a Jewish woman mad at me.

How do I get her to stop being mad at me and instead marry me?
 
2021-11-28 1:16:56 PM  

farkitallletitend: Chaka is excited to wish you Happy Chanukah. [Fark user image image 850x568]


His shadow isn't ready for Saturday morning viewing.
 
2021-11-28 1:19:04 PM  

farkitallletitend: Chaka is excited to wish you Happy Chanukah. [Fark user image image 850x568]


Chaka, when the walls fell.
 
2021-11-28 1:21:44 PM  
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"Chanukahn!"
 
2021-11-28 1:22:27 PM  

nmrsnr: kdawg7736: Pretty early this year.

Yup. Jews don't do a wimpy leap day every 4 years, they do a 29 day leap month 7 out of every 19 years*.

Next year it will bump forward to mid-December.

*It's literally once in a blue moon. Since it's a lunisolar calendar you need an extra month any time there are 13 new moons in a solar year.


I see you didn't spring for Total Fark. There's a surprise.

*runs*
 
2021-11-28 1:25:20 PM  

iron de havilland: growinthings: The reason for the difference in spelling is that the Hebrew alphabet has 20 letters, (no vowels, vowels are symbols under the some of the letters), as compared to our 26 letters.

It's "ch" like in Scots "loch" or like "g" in Dutch, right? But it's transliterated as just "h" so Anglos don't pronounce it like the "ch" in "channel".


Happy Khanukah

/it sounds better in the original Klingon
 
2021-11-28 1:27:00 PM  
Adam Sandler is relevant for a week
 
2021-11-28 1:34:16 PM  

gaslight: If anyone needs any gift ideas, books are always good.
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אני אהיה בדרגש שלי....
 
2021-11-28 1:34:55 PM  
Mazel to Everyone! This is the obligatory Chanukah link. Thank you Mr. Sandler.
 
2021-11-28 1:39:00 PM  
i want to know when we are going to win this War on Christmas™ so I can finally walk into a CVS or Walmart and find a decent selection of Hanukkah decorations.  Seriously, how many different kinds of red bows do you people need?
 
2021-11-28 1:39:59 PM  

nmrsnr: kdawg7736: Pretty early this year.

Yup. Jews don't do a wimpy leap day every 4 years, they do a 29 day leap month 7 out of every 19 years*.

Next year it will bump forward to mid-December.

*It's literally once in a blue moon. Since it's a lunisolar calendar you need an extra month any time there are 13 new moons in a solar year.


Oy vey ist mir!  I was told there would be no math!  This, by you, is "no math"?  Gott in Himmel!
 
2021-11-28 1:39:59 PM  

stuffy: Happy Holidays
Marry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Marry Kwanzaa
Happy Festivus
Please pick the one that offends you the most


Don't farking tell me how to feel, you don't know me!
 
2021-11-28 1:42:58 PM  

Valter: I made a Jewish woman mad at me.

How do I get her to stop being mad at me and instead marry me?


Tell her mother you want to marry her daughter and have a job that pays in 6 digits.
 
2021-11-28 1:48:07 PM  
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2021-11-28 1:49:12 PM  

themensch: i want to know when we are going to win this War on Christmas™ so I can finally walk into a CVS or Walmart and find a decent selection of Hanukkah decorations.  Seriously, how many different kinds of red bows do you people need?


You guys need to work on your merchandising. There's only so much you can do with light blue, candles and that top thing.
 
2021-11-28 1:51:46 PM  
Chanukah or Hannuka?
Where is the menora?
Not another party
Your sister's a whore-a

Check the dining table
We've laid out a spread
Latkas for noshing
And pot for your head

And while we are, fressing
Outside it begins to freeze
Lights are so bright
On menoras tonight
But I'm blinded by blue LEDs
 
2021-11-28 1:52:42 PM  
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2021-11-28 1:56:17 PM  
Happy Hanukkah!
Adam Sandler Chanukah Song
Youtube qUCNAnp2QAI
 
2021-11-28 2:01:54 PM  
My wife took a DNA test and found out her mom's side was Jewish. But my wife has no idea if she's supposed to do anything or something...So I got her a "Judaism for Dummies" book.
 
2021-11-28 2:08:39 PM  

ArkPanda: themensch: i want to know when we are going to win this War on Christmas™ so I can finally walk into a CVS or Walmart and find a decent selection of Hanukkah decorations.  Seriously, how many different kinds of red bows do you people need?

You guys need to work on your merchandising. There's only so much you can do with light blue, candles and that top thing.


Good Point.  Ill bring that up at the next Meeting
 
2021-11-28 2:19:12 PM  
Jewish Christmas | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube VJvgUaBTNmQ
 
2021-11-28 2:20:06 PM  
Wish I could find the episode with The Frugal Gormet teaching Elmo about Hanukkah
 
2021-11-28 2:26:25 PM  

baka-san: Wish I could find the episode with The Frugal Gormet teaching Elmo about Hanukkah


He's probably never to be seen again.
 
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