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2021-11-28 8:15:34 AM  
I'll believe it when I see it.

//If she doesn't end up dead first.
 
2021-11-28 8:50:53 AM  
Let me guess a bunch of wild claims about the dead with nothing to back it up but the living will be fine. Same as always with the rich and powerful.
 
2021-11-28 8:52:11 AM  
Oooooohhhhh. She gonna die in a weird jail mishap.
 
2021-11-28 8:57:37 AM  
Maybe she has a better Dead Man's Switch than Epstein?

If so, she walks?
 
2021-11-28 8:59:02 AM  
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2021-11-28 8:59:55 AM  
Maxwell didn't kill herself.

It was the one-armed man!
 
2021-11-28 9:01:44 AM  
I genuinely don't want to hear about this.

Naturally FARK DOT COM will toss a bunch of links my way.

Thanks, FARK.
 
2021-11-28 9:05:13 AM  
Turns out she was a Reddit moderator. Why am I not surprised?
 
2021-11-28 9:05:17 AM  

baronbloodbath: Maxwell didn't kill herself.

It was the one-armed man!


Maxwell father died mysteriously as well.
 
2021-11-28 9:05:49 AM  

Tanqueray: Turns out she was a Reddit moderator. Why am I not surprised?


What was she a reddit moderator for?
 
2021-11-28 9:06:23 AM  
Nothing like your right to a speedy trial. How long has she been locked up now?

Maybe they've been hoping the problem would take care of itself again?
 
2021-11-28 9:11:44 AM  
"Ghislaine is not over-confident by any means but she knows she is telling the truth," the source told the paper.

Psychopathic definition of truth: the way I want the world to be for my special needs, regardless of conflicts with everyone's useless reality.
 
2021-11-28 9:12:58 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Tanqueray: Turns out she was a Reddit moderator. Why am I not surprised?

What was she a reddit moderator for?


To moderate a sub, I'm guessing.
 
2021-11-28 9:13:49 AM  
I thought the general advice was don't take the stand to defend yourself.
 
2021-11-28 9:24:47 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Tanqueray: Turns out she was a Reddit moderator. Why am I not surprised?

What was she a reddit moderator for?


r/worldnews
 
2021-11-28 9:25:28 AM  
Overheard at a restaurant last night, surprisingly relevant, the ship stuck in the Suez canal was owned by Wal Mart and the Clinton Foundation and every container was full of humans being trafficked, the men and boys were being sent to Wal Mart warehouses and the girls were being distributed by the Clinton Foundation as they have taken over the Epstein operation, it was like listening to Art Bell all over again.
 
2021-11-28 9:25:37 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Tanqueray: Turns out she was a Reddit moderator. Why am I not surprised?

What was she a reddit moderator for?


I'm going to guess one of the incel subs, since incels basically glorify pedophilia.
 
2021-11-28 9:29:19 AM  

fargin a: Nothing like your right to a speedy trial. How long has she been locked up now?


She almost assuredly waived it.
 
2021-11-28 9:31:05 AM  

Tom_Slick: Overheard at a restaurant last night, surprisingly relevant, the ship stuck in the Suez canal was owned by Wal Mart and the Clinton Foundation and every container was full of humans being trafficked, the men and boys were being sent to Wal Mart warehouses and the girls were being distributed by the Clinton Foundation as they have taken over the Epstein operation, it was like listening to Art Bell all over again.


So why didn't anyone show up with a rifle to free the children?

American sex cults are so callous.  When is my grandma's turn with Ivanka, anyway?
 
2021-11-28 9:33:04 AM  

NearCanuck: I thought the general advice was don't take the stand to defend yourself.


It is unless: A) you are totally f*cked anyway and you B) you insist upon it. Sometimes so much so that the testimony is presented in a narrative.
 
2021-11-28 9:34:35 AM  

aungen: So why didn't anyone show up with a rifle to free the children?


Because they were illegals immigrants taking our jobs while being human trafficked of course.  I'd think that would be obvious.
 
2021-11-28 9:38:16 AM  

Por que tan serioso: NearCanuck: I thought the general advice was don't take the stand to defend yourself.

It is unless: A) you are totally f*cked anyway and you B) you insist upon it. Sometimes so much so that the testimony is presented in a narrative.


Plus, she was never offered a plea deal. When the feds have enough confidence that they don't need your cooperation, then you might consider a Hail Mary play like taking the stand.
 
2021-11-28 9:52:00 AM  
Because we all need a little schadenfreude after dealing with our families...

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-27/-you-are-not-special-ghislaine-maxwell-s-complaints-from-jail
 
2021-11-28 9:55:46 AM  

Valter: I genuinely don't want to hear about this.

Naturally FARK DOT COM will toss a bunch of links my way.

Thanks, FARK.


Why did you click the link then?
Were you dropped as a baby or something?
 
2021-11-28 10:08:21 AM  

fargin a: Nothing like your right to a speedy trial. How long has she been locked up now?

Maybe they've been hoping the problem would take care of itself again?


You can waive that right at arraignment so that your team has time to build your defense, or for any other reason.
 
2021-11-28 10:12:14 AM  
The real juicy stuff was confiscated by Billy Barr when Epstein's pedo island was raided.  No way she gives any useful information on any living rich person.  If she knew anything she'd be dead just like her boyfriend.
 
2021-11-28 10:18:27 AM  
I hope she goes down faster than a 15 year old on Epstiens island!
 
2021-11-28 10:30:35 AM  

Fabric_Man: Because we all need a little schadenfreude after dealing with our families...

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-27/-you-are-not-special-ghislaine-maxwell-s-complaints-from-jail


Awakened every 15 minutes by night-time flashlight checks

Sleep depravation torture is done on purpose. We did it to terrorists sent to black sites for interrogation and we do it to jail inmates. We make them go months without deep, restorative sleep so we can psychologically torture them.

I think the latest was when she was brought to court for some pre-trial stuff and she was taken from her cell at 2am, brought to the courthouse, and then the jail guards were screaming at her every time she was nodding off in the holding cell. 2am wake-up for an 11am court appearance.
 
2021-11-28 10:52:18 AM  
If she doesn't have that safety deposit box full of videotapes, she'll die in prison.  Mere association with Epstein was enough to send Prince Edward to the woodshed for the rest of his life.
 
2021-11-28 10:56:32 AM  

fargin a: Nothing like your right to a speedy trial. How long has she been locked up now?

Maybe they've been hoping the problem would take care of itself again?


Faster than Trump's trial.
 
2021-11-28 10:57:40 AM  
She'll start listing names until she gets to the judge's name, at which point he'll declare a mistrial.
 
2021-11-28 11:02:32 AM  
Aah yeah, this is why the American Taliban drones have been instructed to remember that Bill Clinton was a friend of the chomo but their white trash messiah "told him off" or something. I don't listen that closely to their blathering.
 
2021-11-28 11:21:07 AM  
I'm sure that will go about as well as it went for Travis McMichael.
 
2021-11-28 11:31:12 AM  
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2021-11-28 12:12:39 PM  

indy_kid: If she doesn't have that safety deposit box full of videotapes, she'll die in prison.  Mere association with Epstein was enough to send Prince Edward to the woodshed for the rest of his life.


Prince Andrew?
 
2021-11-28 12:13:27 PM  
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2021-11-28 12:20:58 PM  
Epstein was murdered by super assassins who waited until he was in jail and forgot to kill his accomplice.  Super assassins!
 
2021-11-28 12:49:46 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Epstein was murdered by super assassins who waited until he was in jail and forgot to kill his accomplice.  Super assassins!


Epstein killed himself before trial despite being a known and obvious suicide risk.

Ghislaine gets woken every 15 minutes for checks.

Seems like someone was more interested in getting Ghislaine to trial alive than Epstein.
 
2021-11-28 12:54:12 PM  
Lemme guess.

She's a victim.
 
2021-11-28 12:57:22 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: baronbloodbath: Maxwell didn't kill herself.

It was the one-armed man!

Maxwell father died mysteriously as well.


Ahh yes. The old mysterious silver hammer upon his head.
 
2021-11-28 1:03:18 PM  
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2021-11-28 1:08:56 PM  

neeNHA: Lemme guess.

She's a victim.


Sounds like that will be the claim. She was a victim and all of the stuff they're claiming she did was done by Epstein.
 
2021-11-28 1:14:33 PM  
details, I want the dirty dirty details!
 
2021-11-28 1:21:36 PM  

stuffy: details, I want the dirty dirty details!


You're not going to get any from this trial.  She has no reason to say anything we don't already know because doing so would only help seal her guilt.
 
2021-11-28 2:07:08 PM  

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2021-11-28 2:10:11 PM  

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The girl in the white sweater made that scene even better than it was.

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2021-11-28 3:00:21 PM  
Honestly, I'm surprised she hasn't tried to greymail the government.
 
2021-11-28 5:46:33 PM  
I'm interested in some of the written evidence (appointment books, travel itineraries, etc). The trial really isn't about her. It's about the customers.
 
2021-11-28 5:51:28 PM  

mrmopar5287: I think the latest was when she was brought to court for some pre-trial stuff and she was taken from her cell at 2am, brought to the courthouse, and then the jail guards were screaming at her every time she was nodding off in the holding cell. 2am wake-up for an 11am court appearance.


Ever been in the military? C.O. tells XO "Have the troops ready for 0600".  Because the XO doesn't want to get in trouble for someone being late, XO tells the company Gunny "Have the troops ready for 0500". Because the Gunny doesn't want to get in trouble for someone being late, he tells the platoon sergeants "Have the troops ready at 0400", because the sergeant doesn't want to get in trouble for someone being late, they tell the squad NCOs: "Have the troops ready for 0300". The NCOs don't want to get in trouble for someone being late so they wake the troops up at 0200 to ensure they have time to get to formation....

They were just making sure she made it to her court appearance on time!
 
2021-11-28 5:53:36 PM  
Oh, then the CO shows up at 0700 because he had to "swing by Battalion" refreshed and full of energy and pissed off because the troops are all exhausted and have no motivation for the day...
 
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