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(The Hill)   Fashion police sent to arrest those trying to look like Dear Leader   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Strange, North Korea, Kim Jong-il, leather jacket, literal fashion police, Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-un, leather coats, military parade  
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3932 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Nov 2021 at 7:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-28 4:51:32 AM  
So, not the Cheeto in Chief?
 
2021-11-28 6:44:14 AM  

PaulRB: So, not the Cheeto in Chief?


Imagine the fury if Donald Trump tried to ban ill-fitting suits and ridiculous red power ties.
 
2021-11-28 7:40:46 AM  
Living in North Korea has to be worse than death at this point. That everyone just hasn't killed themselves only speaks to the incredible resilience of the basic human life force.
 
2021-11-28 7:42:47 AM  
I don't think he will solve obesity crisis this way
 
2021-11-28 7:51:20 AM  
You would think Dear Leader would be flattered.
 
2021-11-28 7:52:34 AM  
is it still ok to (be forced to) get his same haircut
 
2021-11-28 8:06:02 AM  
Well now I have to see the jacket, maybe the CIA should smuggle in copies to the people that are better.
 
2021-11-28 8:07:40 AM  

Fart_Machine: You would think Dear Leader would be flattered.


Original character style, do not steal.
 
2021-11-28 8:09:55 AM  

Gordon Bennett: PaulRB: So, not the Cheeto in Chief?

Imagine the fury if Donald Trump tried to ban ill-fitting suits and ridiculous red power ties.


If anything, Trump would not have banned his look; he'd have required it. Which brings me to something I did wonder about; where did Trump get those ridiculously long ties that he thought were so slimming?
 
2021-11-28 8:13:48 AM  

Fart_Machine: You would think Dear Leader Highest Dignity would be flattered.

 
2021-11-28 8:13:58 AM  
"What?!  Poor people want to emulate me?"

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2021-11-28 8:16:46 AM  
They ran out of cows.
 
2021-11-28 8:19:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Living in North Korea has to be worse than death at this point. That everyone just hasn't killed themselves only speaks to the incredible resilience of the basic human life force.


I'm sure it's a pretty nice if you're a Party Member. Being a prole sucks, but doesn't it pretty much everywhere?

In some ways that lack of FOMO might actually be nice. Rather than being blasted with advertising and social media showing unattainable lifestyles and beauty that you can never afford you focus on day to day life, family, and self-actualisation through labour. Sounds rather liberating, in a way.
 
2021-11-28 8:20:57 AM  
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I fully expected TFA to be about his.

/oh well
 
2021-11-28 8:24:59 AM  
Another day, another bullshiat North Korea story for gullible Westerners to uncritically consume.
 
2021-11-28 8:32:18 AM  
I kinda want to bang his sister.
 
2021-11-28 8:32:21 AM  

Donald_McRonald: Another day, another bullshiat North Korea story for gullible Westerners to uncritically consume.


Think it's bullshiat? Go visit the place and try to screw one of their Police officers.
 
2021-11-28 8:33:19 AM  
Did they also come for his uncool niece?
 
2021-11-28 8:34:49 AM  
People are white knighting North Korea now? Is this a long covid psychosis/dementia thing? That's going to be a maximum sized oof in the future.
 
2021-11-28 8:41:55 AM  
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2021-11-28 8:50:36 AM  

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He's definitely watched The Matrix multiple times since North Korea got it last month.
 
2021-11-28 9:07:08 AM  

skinink: AAAAAAAAAAAY!

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"The police respond to the complaints, saying that wearing clothes designed to look like the Highest Dignity"
 
2021-11-28 9:07:59 AM  
Well, if they can't wear them, at least they'll have something to eat.
 
2021-11-28 9:11:56 AM  

JAYoung: They ran out of cows.


I'm betting the original coat was made out of spare labor camp workers.
 
2021-11-28 9:13:15 AM  

skinink: AAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Fat, black and shiny like an orca.
 
2021-11-28 9:14:47 AM  

skinink: AAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Slimming
 
2021-11-28 9:20:28 AM  
sumptuary laws? lawd
 
2021-11-28 9:22:30 AM  
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Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece...
 
2021-11-28 9:27:17 AM  
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2021-11-28 9:29:34 AM  

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Hey, man. Not cool.
 
2021-11-28 9:33:07 AM  
FTFA: which frustrated the North Korean leader

Have you ever, like, considered not being a total jackass dictator?
 
2021-11-28 9:35:07 AM  

Wobambo: People are white knighting North Korea now? Is this a long covid psychosis/dementia thing? That's going to be a maximum sized oof in the future.


Donald Trump likes him therefore Republicans must like him?
 
2021-11-28 9:36:01 AM  

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did someone just recently get a bootlegged copy of The Matrix into DPRK?
 
2021-11-28 9:36:25 AM  

Wobambo: skinink: AAAAAAAAAAAY!

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He's definitely watched The Matrix multiple times since North Korea got it last month.


.... goddammit so much...  no.  i dont read ahead.
 
2021-11-28 9:36:53 AM  

Wobambo: People are white knighting North Korea now? Is this a long covid psychosis/dementia thing? That's going to be a maximum sized oof in the future.


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2021-11-28 9:38:28 AM  
Just makes the assassin's job easier.
 
2021-11-28 9:40:02 AM  

Wobambo: People are white knighting North Korea now? Is this a long covid psychosis/dementia thing? That's going to be a maximum sized oof in the future.


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2021-11-28 9:42:30 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Gordon Bennett: PaulRB: So, not the Cheeto in Chief?

Imagine the fury if Donald Trump tried to ban ill-fitting suits and ridiculous red power ties.

If anything, Trump would not have banned his look; he'd have required it. Which brings me to something I did wonder about; where did Trump get those ridiculously long ties that he thought were so slimming?


I believe Chris Christie taught it to him. really not sure why they think it works, but these are not smart people.
 
2021-11-28 9:43:48 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: I kinda want to bang his sister.


I'm sure it would be fun, but it seems a good way to wake up dead.
She screams praying mantis.
 
2021-11-28 9:47:43 AM  

JAYoung: They ran out of cowsnaugas.

 
2021-11-28 9:50:39 AM  
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2021-11-28 10:04:09 AM  

skinink: AAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Looks like more than one cow's worth of leather there.
 
2021-11-28 10:12:37 AM  

tintar: Biscuit Tin: Gordon Bennett: PaulRB: So, not the Cheeto in Chief?

Imagine the fury if Donald Trump tried to ban ill-fitting suits and ridiculous red power ties.

If anything, Trump would not have banned his look; he'd have required it. Which brings me to something I did wonder about; where did Trump get those ridiculously long ties that he thought were so slimming?

I believe Chris Christie taught it to him. really not sure why they think it works, but these are not smart people.


Nah, Donald's been dressing like that since the 70s
 
2021-11-28 10:13:26 AM  
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2021-11-28 10:18:47 AM  
didn't realize he was a Sunny fan
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2021-11-28 10:27:12 AM  
he might pass as Von Smallhausen, but you also need the wire-rimmed glasses and hat, but most importantly the cane and the limp.

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2021-11-28 10:29:03 AM  
I don't know. I'm not saying this isn't true, but this sounds like one of those things that we read about in the west and we say, "Oh those crazy North Koreans." It sounds like something weird and foreign that could be true and it makes us feel better about our own withering democracy. Nothing against the Hill, but I'm not buying this.
 
2021-11-28 10:33:22 AM  
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town...
 
2021-11-28 10:48:47 AM  

Wobambo: People are white knighting North Korea now? Is this a long covid psychosis/dementia thing? That's going to be a maximum sized oof in the future.


It is a conservative thing. They are willing to betray America to a foreign enemy if it makes a liberal mad.
 
2021-11-28 10:51:42 AM  

Donald_McRonald: Another day, another bullshiat North Korea story for gullible Westerners to uncritically consume.


Don't look behind you at that billionaire f**king you in the ass with no grease.
Look over there, at some irrelevant shiathole on the other side of the planet.
 
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