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2021-11-28 1:07:22 AM  
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2021-11-28 2:05:42 AM  
What in the blue fark is that monstrosity of a dinner is she cooking?

Wow. That's awful looking
 
2021-11-28 2:09:07 AM  
Because we've never seen any trace of competence in anything else she does?
 
2021-11-28 2:16:12 AM  
It looks like she cooked a giant zit

ITS SUPPOSED TO BROWN LIKE YOUR ORANGE GOD MARJORAM!
 
2021-11-28 2:24:47 AM  
She ordered a bird cooked by some restaurant or caterer and put it into that pan for a photo op. This is Sarah Huckabee's chocolate pecan pie version 2.0.
 
2021-11-28 2:58:10 AM  
"I know! Let's elect the stupidest, worst individual we can find to Congress and get Right Wing Media to keep her stupid Nazi ass in the limelight for the stupidest, most inane things possible, forever, until the entire country is just as stupid as she is!"
 
2021-11-28 4:38:38 AM  
Marjorie Trailer Trash?
 
2021-11-28 5:45:31 AM  
"...and then you bury the turkey's corpse in a shallow grave of Stove Top stuffing."
 
2021-11-28 6:16:04 AM  
Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?
 
2021-11-28 6:22:13 AM  

Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?


That's a fascinating observation. I never would have thought to look that closely at details of this woman's home. She disgusts me enough already.
 
2021-11-28 6:28:28 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?

That's a fascinating observation. I never would have thought to look that closely at details of this woman's home. She disgusts me enough already.


I originally enlarged the photo to see if it was staged (we've seen that in the past) and that's when I realized not only was it a normal (if very boring) kitchen, but recognized both the Keurig and the Folgers tub (which we have at work, and it's truly awful coffee). Nice blender, though.
 
2021-11-28 6:45:20 AM  
This is sooooo staged. Looking at how that foil is seated in that pan, I seriously doubt she did any of that herself. As it was stated above, I'd bet that someone paid for catering, and she's posing for the camera. There's another foil covered pan sitting in front of the Folger's coffee on the counter.
 
2021-11-28 7:06:03 AM  

Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?


They probably have one of those inserts that lets you use any coffee in the Keurig. And they choose Folgers.
 
2021-11-28 7:09:37 AM  
What is MTG's stuffing technique called?

I absolutely do not want to know.
 
2021-11-28 7:11:26 AM  
Maybe should should stick to the McDonalds...
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2021-11-28 7:11:41 AM  

Unobtanium: Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?

They probably have one of those inserts that lets you use any coffee in the Keurig. And they choose Folgers.


Yup.  I do that at home minus the Folgers.  There's really no excuse for shait coffee.
 
2021-11-28 7:12:05 AM  
Is that... Cheez Wiz?
 
2021-11-28 7:13:20 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: What is MTG's stuffing technique called?

I absolutely do not want to know.


I'm sure whoever took that photo and at least two of their friends could tell you.
 
2021-11-28 7:15:08 AM  
I'm having a harder time frowning at that than Paul Ryan did at the well done steak witch ketchup he was served by Mr. Trump.
 
2021-11-28 7:16:13 AM  

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My God...it's like she did her normal "7 pounds of pudding and a generous fistful of chewing tobacco" breakfast, did her cross fit in her garage, and for some reason decided to cook her post workout dump for dinner.
 
2021-11-28 7:16:24 AM  
"I'm a Thanksgivining!"

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"Enjoy the stuffing! I picked it myself!"
 
2021-11-28 7:17:37 AM  
It's fascinating to watch someone consistently fail at grasping competence.
 
2021-11-28 7:17:48 AM  

MrBallou: "I know! Let's elect the stupidest, worst individual we can find to Congress and get Right Wing Media to keep her stupid Nazi ass in the limelight for the stupidest, most inane things possible, forever, until the entire country is just as stupid as she is!"


Aaaaaaand.... it's working.

/best part................................... forever...................................................................................................
 
2021-11-28 7:21:08 AM  
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2021-11-28 7:22:26 AM  

Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?


No, that's normal.  You can get pod shaped baskets to use with loose ground coffee.
 
2021-11-28 7:22:47 AM  

Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?


I assumed she has a reusable pod.
 
2021-11-28 7:22:57 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: MrBallou: "I know! Let's elect the stupidest, worst individual we can find to Congress and get Right Wing Media to keep her stupid Nazi ass in the limelight for the stupidest, most inane things possible, forever, until the entire country is just as stupid as she is!"

Aaaaaaand.... it's working.

/best part................................... forever...................................................................................................


Yeah, you would think that was some sort of plan to show people how bad it can get.  But the GOP voters have taken it as a sign that their side is finally being represented.
 
2021-11-28 7:25:41 AM  

Fart_Machine: Yup.  I do that at home minus the Folgers.  There's really no excuse for shait coffee.


Sure there is. It's cheap and you learn to like it because it's coffee. There's still no excuse for having a Keurig though, especially if you're putting Folger's in it.

I used to buy better more expensivecoffee, but Folger's get the job done too.
 
2021-11-28 7:26:12 AM  

alechemist: Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?

I assumed she has a reusable pod.


Ewwww!
 
2021-11-28 7:26:25 AM  

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MysterySolvent: What is MTG's stuffing technique called? https://t.co/PxgGtKONuX


powerfit
 
2021-11-28 7:26:52 AM  

Mike_1962: Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?

No, that's normal.  You can get pod shaped baskets to use with loose ground coffee.


For Folgers? The woman obviously has never had decent coffee before.
 
2021-11-28 7:27:15 AM  
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Her coffee game sucks too.

This is what Republicans want for America.

Shudder.
 
2021-11-28 7:27:26 AM  

My Sober Alt: Fart_Machine: Yup.  I do that at home minus the Folgers.  There's really no excuse for shait coffee.

Sure there is. It's cheap and you learn to like it because it's coffee. There's still no excuse for having a Keurig though, especially if you're putting Folger's in it.

I used to buy better more expensivecoffee, but Folger's get the job done too.


You must have been a Marine.
 
2021-11-28 7:28:05 AM  

alechemist: Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?

I assumed she has a reusable pod.


I think we are well past the point of giving her the benefit of any doubt.
 
2021-11-28 7:28:16 AM  
Meh. I just buy whatever ground coffee is at Costco. You lazy shiats who use a keurig are the problem. Get yourself a hot water heater or boil on the stove, and use the pour over method.

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I used to buy whole bean and grind myself but that's expensive and overkill. You can debate over whatever ground coffee you want but if you put it through a machine it will be shiat. Manual pour over for the win.
 
2021-11-28 7:29:52 AM  
Well a huge baked zit is probably a traditional dinner in some other part of the world.
 
2021-11-28 7:31:15 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Cheez Wiz


Do not dis the Cheez Wiz.
 
2021-11-28 7:32:55 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: What is MTG's stuffing technique called?

I absolutely do not want to know.


Well, that's put me off turkey AND sex for a month.
 
2021-11-28 7:33:04 AM  
That's not a turkey, that's a war crime. Someone call The Hague.
 
2021-11-28 7:37:07 AM  

alechemist: Man On A Mission: Why does she have a red plastic tub of Folgers coffee next to a Keurig? Does she not understand the concept of a K-cup?

I assumed she has a reusable pod.


That is a polite way of putting it.
 
2021-11-28 7:37:18 AM  
When we used to go to my wife's Trumper aunt and uncles' house for Thanksgiving before they became Trumpers, their potatoes always turned out farking green. This means something.
 
2021-11-28 7:37:55 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Is that... Cheez Wiz?


Probably.
 
2021-11-28 7:39:54 AM  
Are we to believe that this photo was taken as she was removing the turkey from the oven after cooking? And she's already managed to peel back the foil to frame it perfectly? Everything about this looks incredibly contrived and stupid.
 
2021-11-28 7:40:53 AM  
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She needed the stuffing on the outside to cover up the dog damage.
 
2021-11-28 7:42:36 AM  
Pffffft you weaklings drink coffee, insomnia FTW!
I'm surprised she even has a coffee maker I expected a rack of energy drinks
 
2021-11-28 7:44:46 AM  
Y'all are paying a lot of attention to detail. You love her. Face it. You want to make babies with her.

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2021-11-28 7:45:11 AM  
Aww, she made a Salmonella volcano. Seriously, that "technique" must have screwed the time frame.
 
2021-11-28 7:50:28 AM  
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2021-11-28 7:51:31 AM  

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She needed the stuffing on the outside to cover up the dog damage.


The turkey was asking for it, just laying there dead all sexy like, and waiting to be cooked.
 
2021-11-28 7:56:59 AM  

powhound: Meh. I just buy whatever ground coffee is at Costco. You lazy shiats who use a keurig are the problem. Get yourself a hot water heater or boil on the stove, and use the pour over method.
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I used to buy whole bean and grind myself but that's expensive and overkill. You can debate over whatever ground coffee you want but if you put it through a machine it will be shiat. Manual pour over for the win.


I use one of those things myself.  Keeps you from wasting coffee.
I didn't realize that snobbery was such an important part of the Democratic platform.

/actually, it's been pretty clear for years now
 
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