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229 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 27 Nov 2021 at 11:35 PM (36 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-28 3:17:25 AM  
7 votes:
Look for uncharted Islands. He wasn't taking people on a 3 hour tour by chance, was he?
 
2021-11-27 8:47:17 PM  
3 votes:
Bienvenido a Cuba.
 
2021-11-27 11:43:01 PM  
2 votes:
Thanks everyone....just was looking for advice esp if there are any keys farkers.
 
2021-11-28 7:27:28 AM  
2 votes:

theoriste: We're past coast guard at this point

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article256120212.html


He's not getting far in that tub. It sounds callous, but unless he had a stripper girlfriend that scored big and wanted to share her bounty with him with a week of surprise padducky and hotel room cocaine, your buddy is likely down a brother.
 
2021-11-27 8:30:55 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry about your loss. That Looks like he is gone.
They wanted the boat.
 
2021-11-28 12:32:50 AM  
1 vote:
Ok, I hate to say this, but I have crazy family members as well:

You sent the police.   To do a wellness check.   On a man.   In Florida.

They then started a "manhunt" all over the place for him, and haven't found him or seen anything about him.

There was an open yogurt container AND an active pressure cooker in the house.  Unless that yogurt was moldy, and that pressure cooker had made bricks (and I mean, if EITHER of those food stuffs were edible), this dude is hiding because he thinks the police are after him.
 
2021-11-28 2:05:19 AM  
1 vote:

tdyak: Ok, I hate to say this, but I have crazy family members as well:

You sent the police.   To do a wellness check.   On a man.   In Florida.

They then started a "manhunt" all over the place for him, and haven't found him or seen anything about him.

There was an open yogurt container AND an active pressure cooker in the house.  Unless that yogurt was moldy, and that pressure cooker had made bricks (and I mean, if EITHER of those food stuffs were edible), this dude is hiding because he thinks the police are after him.


Or the guy had started fixing a meal in the cooker, was snacking on yogurt, and looked out his window.  He sees some dudes messing with his boat and grabs his phone to dash out and film them.

They grab him, steal the boat and turn him into chum.
 
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