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2021-11-27 3:42:17 PM  
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2021-11-27 3:49:12 PM  
They are a world class educational institution, yet football sells better
 
2021-11-27 3:58:51 PM  
What, is this some kind of football bar mitzvah or something?  You're finally all grown up as a university?
 
2021-11-27 4:05:52 PM  
Gotta give props. Harbaugh actually won a big game. That is a HUGE win for the program.

Well played.
 
2021-11-27 4:43:37 PM  
I really dislike both Gyms -- Harbaugh and Jordan.

No, wait, I detest former deaf, dumb, and blind Gym Jordan, so I'm fine with how the game went and turned out.
 
2021-11-27 4:56:47 PM  
Captain Comeback?
 
2021-11-27 5:02:25 PM  
You mean they're letting their wrestlers get sexually abused as well?
 
2021-11-27 5:24:35 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Gotta give props. Harbaugh actually won a big game. That is a HUGE win for the program.

Well played.


So, "Didn't make doddy in pants" is something to bee lauded in a grown-ass man?
 
2021-11-27 5:45:09 PM  
I think it would be very immature and improper to make fun of others based upon the outcome of athletic contests between student-athletes when there are so many problems in the world today. I trust that this thought process will be followed and thank you in advance for your compliance in addition to displaying that you care more about building up humanity as a whole rather than pettily tearing others down over the results of a sporting event which you did not participate in. Together, we can all win by being responsible adults.

Congrats on the win, Michigan.
 
2021-11-27 5:47:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: I think it would be very immature and improper to make fun of others based upon the outcome of athletic contests between student-athletes when there are so many problems in the world today. I trust that this thought process will be followed and thank you in advance for your compliance in addition to displaying that you care more about building up humanity as a whole rather than pettily tearing others down over the results of a sporting event which you did not participate in. Together, we can all win by being responsible adults.

Congrats on the win, Michigan.


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2021-11-27 5:56:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Gotta give props. Harbaugh actually won a big game. That is a HUGE win for the program.

Well played.


This.

As I mentioned several times before, I've wanted Harbaugh gone two years. But I gotta give him and the team credit for huge win today.

/It's about damn time.
 
2021-11-27 7:10:09 PM  

browneye: NewportBarGuy: Gotta give props. Harbaugh actually won a big game. That is a HUGE win for the program.

Well played.

This.

As I mentioned several times before, I've wanted Harbaugh gone two years. But I gotta give him and the team credit for huge win today.

/It's about damn time.


Which means they'll keep him around for the next five years or so.

JUST AS PLANNED.
 
2021-11-27 7:32:38 PM  

null: browneye: NewportBarGuy: Gotta give props. Harbaugh actually won a big game. That is a HUGE win for the program.

Well played.

This.

As I mentioned several times before, I've wanted Harbaugh gone two years. But I gotta give him and the team credit for huge win today.

/It's about damn time.

Which means they'll keep him around for the next five years or so.

JUST AS PLANNED.


Yeah, y'all blew a chance at a national title to keep Harbaugh around, 'cause he's such a bad coach lol
 
2021-11-27 7:48:00 PM  
OSU got beaten in all three phases of the game, and stupid penalties did not help.

Congrats UM and fans.
 
2021-11-27 7:49:06 PM  
It's been 728 days since An Ohio State University beat Michigan
 
2021-11-27 7:50:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: I think it would be very immature and improper to make fun of others based upon the outcome of athletic contests between student-athletes when there are so many problems in the world today. I trust that this thought process will be followed and thank you in advance for your compliance in addition to displaying that you care more about building up humanity as a whole rather than pettily tearing others down over the results of a sporting event which you did not participate in. Together, we can all win by being responsible adults.

Congrats on the win, Michigan.


Mighty generous to give them one per decade or so. Boise did unto Nevada thus year. Difference is that Michigan didn't do everything in its power to give it back.
 
2021-11-27 7:54:50 PM  
They really made the most of the bye year.
 
2021-11-27 8:10:26 PM  

wooden_badger: You mean they're letting their wrestlers get sexually abused as well?


You should come to Iowa City tonight and visit a bar.
 
2021-11-27 8:19:55 PM  
FOO-BA!
 
2021-11-27 8:28:53 PM  
It's snowing like hell and everyone is stuck in traffic
 
2021-11-27 8:49:26 PM  
Thank God. The Raiders are  no longer in any danger of hiring Harbaugh
 
2021-11-27 8:59:01 PM  
If I were the President of The University of Michigan, I would fire that social media person for implying that the school couldn't play football until today.
 
2021-11-27 9:15:53 PM  
Hats off to Blue. As a lifetime fan of the Buckeyes I will admit the last 20 years has been fun. We were outclassed in all facets of the game today. Your discipline came through.

//Until next year.
 
2021-11-27 9:32:24 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: If I were the President of The University of Michigan, I would fire that social media person for implying that the school couldn't play football until today.


If I were the President of the University of Michigan, I would fore that social media person for implying that being a Tier 1 research university is less important than being a FOOTBALL SCHOOL.
 
2021-11-27 9:49:25 PM  
At the beginning of the season I said we had a young team and they would be fun to watch.

That turned out to be true. Good season by the Bucks. Better than I expected. Never want to lose to TTUN, but things happen.
 
2021-11-27 9:57:36 PM  
FFS, people.  The joke for a few years has been, "Michigan is a basketball school".  Take a step back from the "OMG Academics being demeaned for sportsball!!1!" takes.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-11-27 10:00:08 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: If I were the President of The University of Michigan, I would fire that social media person for implying that the school couldn't play football until today.

If I were the President of the University of Michigan, I would fore that social media person for implying that being a Tier 1 research university is less important than being a FOOTBALL SCHOOL.


Everybody that needs to know that Michigan is a top tier educational University, knows. People that don't know, won't go. Because they're not qualified.

Today is a significant goddamn day for a significant and historical goddamn college football program.

Goddamn it feels good
 
2021-11-27 10:01:29 PM  
what a great feeling. I can click on any sports link and tune in to any halftime show and not have some Paul farking Finebaum hot take artist talking shiat and suggesting we fire our coach.

this won't shift the immediate balance of the rivalry, but at least we've proved it can work against a non-interim, fully armed Ohio State.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-11-27 10:05:19 PM  

baorao: what a great feeling. I can click on any sports link and tune in to any halftime show and not have some Paul farking Finebaum hot take artist talking shiat and suggesting we fire our coach.

this won't shift the immediate balance of the rivalry, but at least we've proved it can work against a non-interim, fully armed Ohio State.


I'll suggest we fire our coach. I just don't have any better suggestions who to hire in his place.

Can't wait to see finebaum on Monday on get up. Oh it's gonna be glorious. Suck our collective mitten shaped dick, Paul.
 
2021-11-27 10:15:21 PM  

151: Suck our collective mitten shaped dick, Paul.


I mean...

It works for vaginal AND clitoral stimulation
 
2021-11-27 10:20:48 PM  
That is one stud RB right there and a hell of a line.   Didn't matter how many backs aOSU put in the trenches, he plowed through.   Stroud had a good game himself but dayum they couldn't stop that train.
 
2021-11-27 10:37:16 PM  

151: baorao: what a great feeling. I can click on any sports link and tune in to any halftime show and not have some Paul farking Finebaum hot take artist talking shiat and suggesting we fire our coach.

this won't shift the immediate balance of the rivalry, but at least we've proved it can work against a non-interim, fully armed Ohio State.

I'll suggest we fire our coach. I just don't have any better suggestions who to hire in his place.

Can't wait to see finebaum on Monday on get up. Oh it's gonna be glorious. Suck our collective mitten shaped dick, Paul.


Look at USC, Florida and Texas. All lost at sea for close to a decade, and it's not for a lack of resources.

Lincoln Riley and Ryan Day have been home run hires on par with where you'd set the bar for a Harbaugh replacement. So the odds are stacked against finding a replacement.
 
2021-11-27 10:49:41 PM  
Judging from the thread yesterday, a lot of farkers got taken to the bank by bookies.
 
2021-11-27 10:57:26 PM  

151: Benevolent Misanthrope: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: If I were the President of The University of Michigan, I would fire that social media person for implying that the school couldn't play football until today.

If I were the President of the University of Michigan, I would fore that social media person for implying that being a Tier 1 research university is less important than being a FOOTBALL SCHOOL.

Everybody that needs to know that Michigan is a top tier educational University, knows. People that don't know, won't go. Because they're not qualified.

Today is a significant goddamn day for a significant and historical goddamn college football program.

Goddamn it feels good


You said "goddamn" thrice.
 
2021-11-27 11:14:05 PM  
Mike Valenti, famous Detroit sports talk show host on 97.1 The Ticket and huuuge Michigan State fan - and a huuuuge University of Michigan hater - predicted very reluctantly that U of M was going to beat Ohio State.

/And he did so after watching Ohio State eat Michigan State alive a week ago.
 
2021-11-27 11:46:10 PM  

151: baorao: what a great feeling. I can click on any sports link and tune in to any halftime show and not have some Paul farking Finebaum hot take artist talking shiat and suggesting we fire our coach.

this won't shift the immediate balance of the rivalry, but at least we've proved it can work against a non-interim, fully armed Ohio State.

I'll suggest we fire our coach. I just don't have any better suggestions who to hire in his place.

Can't wait to see finebaum on Monday on get up. Oh it's gonna be glorious. Suck our collective mitten shaped dick, Paul.


Harbaugh gets a lot of hate on Fark, but he builds programs. This rivalry is more fun when it's not lopsided.

/ I still hate Michigan
// Please don't make me suffer through the John Cooper years again
/// three
 
2021-11-27 11:51:54 PM  
okay, okay, my Bucks got their butts handed to them. However, ANN ARBOR WAS STILL A WHORE
 
2021-11-27 11:58:37 PM  

vickster56: ANN ARBOR IS STILL A WHORE


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2021-11-28 1:11:08 AM  
Iowa ain't gonna just roll over for Harboo, ya know.

Ferentz holds something like a 7-5 edge in wins since he got to Michigan.
 
2021-11-28 3:44:28 AM  

WoodyHayes: I think it would be very immature and improper to make fun of others based upon the outcome of athletic contests between student-athletes when there are so many problems in the world today. I trust that this thought process will be followed and thank you in advance for your compliance in addition to displaying that you care more about building up humanity as a whole rather than pettily tearing others down over the results of a sporting event which you did not participate in. Together, we can all win by being responsible adults.

Congrats on the win, Michigan.


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2021-11-28 6:31:57 AM  

browneye: Mike Valenti, famous Detroit sports talk show host on 97.1 The Ticket and huuuge Michigan State fan - and a huuuuge University of Michigan hater - predicted very reluctantly that U of M was going to beat Ohio State.

/And he did so after watching Ohio State eat Michigan State alive a week ago.


Love hearing his rant's, he's great and knows his football
 
2021-11-28 7:21:54 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: Iowa ain't gonna just roll over for Harboo, ya know.

Ferentz holds something like a 7-5 edge in wins since he got to Michigan.


Yeah, they're 7-6 against Michigan under Ferentz. Michigan is 1-1 against Iowa under Harbaugh.

/these teams play each other a lot less often than I'd thought
 
2021-11-28 7:27:07 AM  

The Smails Kid: 151: Benevolent Misanthrope: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: If I were the President of The University of Michigan, I would fire that social media person for implying that the school couldn't play football until today.

If I were the President of the University of Michigan, I would fore that social media person for implying that being a Tier 1 research university is less important than being a FOOTBALL SCHOOL.

Everybody that needs to know that Michigan is a top tier educational University, knows. People that don't know, won't go. Because they're not qualified.

Today is a significant goddamn day for a significant and historical goddamn college football program.

Goddamn it feels good

You said "goddamn" thrice.


Not Another Teen Movie - God Damn It (Hilarious coach scene)
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2021-11-28 9:50:51 AM  

kmfjd: browneye: Mike Valenti, famous Detroit sports talk show host on 97.1 The Ticket and huuuge Michigan State fan - and a huuuuge University of Michigan hater - predicted very reluctantly that U of M was going to beat Ohio State.

/And he did so after watching Ohio State eat Michigan State alive a week ago.

Love hearing his rant's, he's great and knows his football


THIS.

I'm still a little stunned that 1) He predicted Michigan would beat Ohio State and; 2) That he was soooo right.
 
2021-11-28 11:26:09 AM  

kmfjd: browneye: Mike Valenti, famous Detroit sports talk show host on 97.1 The Ticket and huuuge Michigan State fan - and a huuuuge University of Michigan hater - predicted very reluctantly that U of M was going to beat Ohio State.

/And he did so after watching Ohio State eat Michigan State alive a week ago.

Love hearing his rant's, he's great and knows his football


And he really knows sports betting.
 
2021-11-28 5:23:58 PM  
I hope they go beat Iowa in the B1G Championship next Saturday.
 
2021-11-28 6:25:29 PM  
I would like to also thank THE Ohio State team and fans for notblaming their loss on bad calls by the referees.

/ I'm looking at YOU, Jim Harbawl
 
2021-11-29 2:26:21 AM  

cretinbob: They are a world class educational institution, yet football sells better


Name brand diploma, name brand football.  World class either way?  That's a stretch.

Nazi fight song and salute?   Not so much of a stretch.
 
2021-11-29 7:42:58 AM  

phalamir: NewportBarGuy: Gotta give props. Harbaugh actually won a big game. That is a HUGE win for the program.

Well played.

So, "Didn't make doddy in pants" is something to bee lauded in a grown-ass man?


Beating the #2 team in the country by a lot of points is, yes, something to be lauded for when that person's job is to beat the #2 team in the country by just 1 point.
 
2021-11-29 7:43:48 AM  

CoonAce: cretinbob: They are a world class educational institution, yet football sells better

Name brand diploma, name brand football.  World class either way?  That's a stretch.

Nazi fight song and salute?   Not so much of a stretch.


You're one of those people who pretends that book smarts aren't important, aren't you?
 
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