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889 clicks; posted to Food » on 27 Nov 2021 at 4:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-27 12:50:45 PM  
Pazuzu?
 
2021-11-27 1:01:17 PM  
Never give your pets fizzy lifting drinks.
 
2021-11-27 1:17:25 PM  
I had mushrooms blended with orange juice and ice cream once.  Wow did that hit fast.
 
2021-11-27 1:40:24 PM  
A very good treat?

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2021-11-27 2:04:40 PM  
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2021-11-27 2:56:53 PM  
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2021-11-27 3:06:38 PM  
"You're not allowed to participate if you don't know what you're talking about," Hunter said. "It's like the opposite of the internet."


Words to live by.
 
2021-11-27 5:03:24 PM  

Sliding Carp: "You're not allowed to participate if you don't know what you're talking about," Hunter said. "It's like the opposite of the internet."


Words to live by.


I giggled. Then it went into forceful personalities and mods infighting... and yeah it's an internet group. Anyone that has ever helmed one knows what that looks like.

Also I want some shrooms. Last time i ate a quarter of... yeah.. I felt my mind break...

Never felt so happy to be me and myself and the life I've lived after several hours of thinking my whole life was a lie and I really was just insane and the last 18 years I never left the ward.
 
2021-11-27 5:13:21 PM  
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2021-11-27 5:32:28 PM  
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2021-11-27 5:33:15 PM  
Do they say what kind of toads you can lick?
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2021-11-27 5:56:52 PM  
He was chasing the naked cowgirl of course
 
2021-11-27 5:57:41 PM  
dogs: what WON'T they eat.
 
2021-11-27 6:51:06 PM  
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2021-11-27 6:53:00 PM  

tintar: dogs: what WON'T they eat.


Lemons.  Tried that, now he runs from tennis balls.
 
2021-11-27 7:18:27 PM  
One of our dogs ate a toad a year or so ago.  Thought she was having seizures and was on deaths door. It was after midnight on a Saturday when she started showing symptoms, so first thing Sunday morning we're at the emergency vet.  I'm holding back tears loading her into the car because she still won't walk.

We get there and she hops out of the car like "PARK? IS THIS THE PARK?!" vet said some of the toads around here will make dogs trip absolute balls for like 8-12 hours.  Thankfully did not charge us emergency Sunday vet charges, they were just happy she was ok.  Which is why we go there.
 
2021-11-27 7:37:07 PM  

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2021-11-27 11:46:19 PM  
I'm barbaric but I have a little policy:

Never eat mushrooms.

I know myself and I know my limits. Zero grams mushrooms, please.

Doggy you are cute as heck. Zero grams mushrooms, please.
 
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2021-11-28 3:12:59 AM  
I've detailed my extremely limited recent personal experience with mushrooms here a couple times. Never farking again

/Said the same thing about Xanax back in like 2017, now I'm seriously considering going back on it
//And a lot of the reasons for me wanting Xanax again are because of the goddamn mushrooms
 
2021-11-28 3:52:16 PM  

151: I've detailed my extremely limited recent personal experience with mushrooms here a couple times. Never farking again

/Said the same thing about Xanax back in like 2017, now I'm seriously considering going back on it
//And a lot of the reasons for me wanting Xanax again are because of the goddamn mushrooms


Apparently the Germans have you covered:

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2021-11-28 4:56:18 PM  
"Following cases that end safely, one of the admins regularly prescribes the ultimate medicine: a bowl of ice cream."

So... we eat shrooms and then have some ice cream?
 
2021-11-28 5:16:44 PM  

rosekolodny: "Following cases that end safely, one of the admins regularly prescribes the ultimate medicine: a bowl of ice cream."

So... we eat shrooms and then have some ice cream?


never had shrooms, but I always heard they taste like ass (and yeahno, not in the good way) - otherwise I'd offer up my (stolen/invented) recipe for mushroom ice cream.

/not really helping, aino aino
 
2021-11-28 5:32:52 PM  

tintar: rosekolodny: "Following cases that end safely, one of the admins regularly prescribes the ultimate medicine: a bowl of ice cream."

So... we eat shrooms and then have some ice cream?

never had shrooms, but I always heard they taste like ass (and yeahno, not in the good way) - otherwise I'd offer up my (stolen/invented) recipe for mushroom ice cream.

/not really helping, aino aino


I've made weed ice cream before.  You infuse cream/butter and strain it, then carry on making ice cream.

I don't like weed, so it's not a thing for me.  But we had a couple of customers who were little old chemo patients and they liked it.
 
2021-11-28 5:34:56 PM  
I bet green tea ice cream would taste OK with  ground up shrooms.  Little ice cream mochi balls.

When I make candy at home I put ground up mushrooms in peanut butter or chocolate ganache and then dip them in chocolate.
 
2021-11-28 7:35:57 PM  
She'd found their 5-year-old son sitting in the yard with a mouthful of the fungi,

Don't worry about the mushrooms, your 5 year old is already a critical moran if he's stuffing random plants in his mouth. It's too late...
 
2021-11-28 7:37:25 PM  
*fark note*
Fungi aren't plants, but my postulation stands regardless.
 
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