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(Independent)   My Pillow Guy claims 'millions' tuned into his "Great Patriot Thanks-A-Thon" streaming special." Let's go to the actual numbers, shall we? Oh my   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, Election, Contempt of court, Elections, Donald Trump, President of the United States, Mr Lindell, Trump pillow magnate Mike Lindell, Streaming media  
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2021-11-27 10:27:20 AM  
Well it's a good thing mainstream outlets continue giving him coverage so that his slow death to the public eye can be drawn out just a little bit longer. Thanks for this link, Fark, it's important we play our part.
 
2021-11-27 10:28:21 AM  
However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.
 
2021-11-27 10:56:28 AM  
So more reporters watching than anyone else.
 
2021-11-27 11:00:54 AM  

Sawdust and Mildew: However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.


16 of which were lawyers working for dominion, 4 retirees with dimentia, 3 french hens and a partridge, Danny,  in a pear tree.
 
2021-11-27 11:22:18 AM  
Not enough time for the Russians to fire up their bot brigade, or they've given up as well?
 
2021-11-27 11:25:17 AM  
Why does this asshole still have access to YouTube anyway?
 
2021-11-27 11:29:27 AM  
I know I'm part of the problem for even replying to this but why is this person still even getting attention? The schadenfreude has worn off.
 
2021-11-27 11:31:12 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Well it's a good thing mainstream outlets continue giving him coverage so that his slow death to the public eye can be drawn out just a little bit longer. Thanks for this link, Fark, it's important we play our part.


Oh, I suppose you refuse to look at the car wreck when you drive by.

Watching this guy slowly destroy himself in real time is fascinating to some of us.
 
2021-11-27 11:45:10 AM  
Mike Lindell eats Subway on his birthday.
 
2021-11-27 11:48:23 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Sawdust and Mildew: However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.

16 of which were lawyers working for dominion, 4 retirees with dimentia, 3 french hens and a partridge, Danny,  in a pear tree.


Five were in Uzbekistan, so between the exchange rate and Biden's inflation, technically, millions.
 
2021-11-27 11:55:48 AM  
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Don't care - EABOD NATS
 
2021-11-27 11:56:17 AM  
I've tuned in 3 times, including just about 15 minutes ago just to see what he was spouting. The first time was a lot of yelling about how everyone was going to say "Wow!" when they released the information later in the Thanks-a-Thon. The second was literally just pillow commercial after pillow commercial with special codes for savings. The third, just a few minutes ago, he had his anti-drug website pulled up and they were taking calls and playing clips from former addicts.

From the total of about 15 minutes I saw, it's really just an ad for Mike Lindell and he seems to be just trying to sell stuff over Black Friday weekend. I am shocked, shocked I say.
 
2021-11-27 11:59:05 AM  
Here's a screenshot of what he has going on now:

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He's trying to sell his addiction stuff and his book.
 
2021-11-27 12:00:13 PM  

elvisaintdead: [Fark user image 500x500]

Don't care - EABOD NATS


ummmmmm, oops.
 
2021-11-27 12:02:51 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I've tuned in 3 times, including just about 15 minutes ago just to see what he was spouting. The first time was a lot of yelling about how everyone was going to say "Wow!" when they released the information later in the Thanks-a-Thon. The second was literally just pillow commercial after pillow commercial with special codes for savings. The third, just a few minutes ago, he had his anti-drug website pulled up and they were taking calls and playing clips from former addicts.

From the total of about 15 minutes I saw, it's really just an ad for Mike Lindell and he seems to be just trying to sell stuff over Black Friday weekend. I am shocked, shocked I say.


His dealers aren't going to like that anti-drug rhetoric.
 
2021-11-27 12:07:58 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Here's a screenshot of what he has going on now:

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He's trying to sell his addiction stuff and his book.


So it's still going on? I guess it would be if it's 96 hours. It's actually not a bad business model for a multi-day infomercial, if it wasn't done by a total fark up.
 
2021-11-27 12:08:25 PM  

Mugato: Three Crooked Squirrels: I've tuned in 3 times, including just about 15 minutes ago just to see what he was spouting. The first time was a lot of yelling about how everyone was going to say "Wow!" when they released the information later in the Thanks-a-Thon. The second was literally just pillow commercial after pillow commercial with special codes for savings. The third, just a few minutes ago, he had his anti-drug website pulled up and they were taking calls and playing clips from former addicts.

From the total of about 15 minutes I saw, it's really just an ad for Mike Lindell and he seems to be just trying to sell stuff over Black Friday weekend. I am shocked, shocked I say.

His dealers aren't going to like that anti-drug rhetoric.


His dealers? I always just assumed that for 4 years, Trump gave him the key to the FBI Evidence Room. I figured ever since January, he's been jonesing real bad, and that's why he needs to reinstate Trump.
 
2021-11-27 12:16:21 PM  
I think the last time I watched part of a telethon was the Jerry Lewis Labor Day thing. Like almost 50 years ago.
 
2021-11-27 12:17:04 PM  

Mugato: Three Crooked Squirrels: Here's a screenshot of what he has going on now:

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He's trying to sell his addiction stuff and his book.

So it's still going on? I guess it would be if it's 96 hours. It's actually not a bad business model for a multi-day infomercial, if it wasn't done by a total fark up.


It's still going on. Here's a few screenshots I just took:

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He's back to selling pillows for Jesus.
 
2021-11-27 12:29:02 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Mugato: Three Crooked Squirrels: Here's a screenshot of what he has going on now:

[Fark user image image 425x196]

He's trying to sell his addiction stuff and his book.

So it's still going on? I guess it would be if it's 96 hours. It's actually not a bad business model for a multi-day infomercial, if it wasn't done by a total fark up.

It's still going on. Here's a few screenshots I just took:

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[Fark user image image 346x750]

[Fark user image image 425x196]

He's back to selling pillows for Jesus.


Little known fact, Jesus is actually his coke dealer.
 
2021-11-27 12:29:02 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.


24?  So, technically, he could say "dozens."
 
2021-11-27 12:29:26 PM  
He needs to do something to really stick it to the libs.

Like shoving a dildo up his ass on camera like the founder of the Proud Boys.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2021-11-27 12:30:40 PM  
Subby is assuming that each screen doesn't have hundreds of thousands of people watching.
 
2021-11-27 12:30:55 PM  
"Thank you Jesus for letting me sell these pillows!"

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2021-11-27 12:31:38 PM  
HAH!  Put that in your pipe & smoke it, Mike!
 
2021-11-27 12:32:39 PM  
5 watching as of 12:30 ET... and one of them was me getting the count.
 
2021-11-27 12:36:03 PM  
Mike has less evidence than a flat-earther, and they have none.
 
2021-11-27 12:38:10 PM  
If Hobby Lobby was a person it's be this shyster.
 
2021-11-27 12:38:56 PM  

Unobtanium: I think the last time I watched part of a telethon was the Jerry Lewis Labor Day thing. Like almost 50 years ago.


PBS had some mighty fine telethons. I don't know if they still do since I've pretty much dropped normal TV, but they were good.
 
2021-11-27 12:39:40 PM  

hammettman: Sawdust and Mildew: However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.

24?  So, technically, he could say "dozens."


Anyone have the "there are dozens of us!" meme?
 
2021-11-27 12:39:55 PM  
Lemme guess. I'm going with Euler's constant or 2.71828 people. The last guy had an amputation
 
2021-11-27 12:39:56 PM  
If there's only tens of people watching then that only accounts for reporters doing research to write about this farkwit. The number of true believers watching him must be around a half dozen or so.
 
2021-11-27 12:41:41 PM  
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2021-11-27 12:43:14 PM  
If Commercials were Real Life - MyPillow
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2021-11-27 12:46:29 PM  
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/Dirty pillows.
 
2021-11-27 12:46:42 PM  

hammettman: Sawdust and Mildew: However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.

24?  So, technically, he could say "dozens."


There are dozens of us... DOZENS
Youtube lKie-vgUGdI
 
2021-11-27 12:47:44 PM  
Give it up Mike Pillow, even TFG isn't watching.
 
2021-11-27 12:49:11 PM  
Millions of people probably read the Guardian article about how there were only 24 people watching his show.

Please stop paying attention to this piece of crap. Please.
 
2021-11-27 12:50:10 PM  
He should have just done a coke-a-thon.

It would have been way more entertaining.
 
2021-11-27 12:50:34 PM  
Conspiracy whackjob was off by a factor of a million?

... sounds about right.
 
2021-11-27 12:51:17 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: However, just 24 people were tuned into his Freedom Patriot Network YouTube channel.

I would have taken the under on that.


I know of a QAnon guy, despite him finding most of his videos on YouTube, he referred to it as jewtube.

So, I am sure they think that it's a conspiracy, where jewtube is lying about the numbers.
 
2021-11-27 12:51:34 PM  

Derp Du Jour: [YouTube video: If Commercials were Real Life - MyPillow]


He's also good at making fun of Chevy.
 
2021-11-27 12:57:05 PM  

C18H27NO3: Mike has less evidence than a flat-earther, and they have none.


My earthers are also different in that they're honest.

In that they often try to prove their theories, and then acknowledge that they failed. That counts for the ones that are able to conduct experiments, and aren't just hang arounds.
 
2021-11-27 12:58:15 PM  
Exclusive clip from the My Pillow Telethon

UHF Kipper Kids
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2021-11-27 1:07:48 PM  
I know one sure-fire way to improve his Turkey Day Marathon:

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2021-11-27 1:11:10 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I know one sure-fire way to improve his Turkey Day Marathon:

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Huh, "Scoliosis Man" here!
 
2021-11-27 1:12:06 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Little known fact, Jesus is actually his coke dealer.


There's a Latino drug district in Minnesota?
 
2021-11-27 1:20:30 PM  
Huff post headline

Mike Lindell's Promised Election-Reversing Lawsuit Turns Into 96-Hour Pillow Sale
 
2021-11-27 1:21:39 PM  

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Little known fact, Jesus is actually his coke dealer.

There's a Latino drug district in Minnesota?


Full of bad hombres, donchaknow?
 
2021-11-27 1:24:47 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: C18H27NO3: Mike has less evidence than a flat-earther, and they have none.

My earthers are also different in that they're honest.

In that they often try to prove their theories, and then acknowledge that they failed. That counts for the ones that are able to conduct experiments, and aren't just hang arounds.


Or They get themselves blown up when they try to launch themselves far up into air to take pictures proving the earth is flat in a homemade rocket, which is kind of admitting you're wrong.
 
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