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2021-11-27 9:49:51 AM  
Using the bottom fridge bin for marinating is genius, really.
 
2021-11-27 10:07:24 AM  
One thing I love about using a roasting pan instead of the oven for turkeys, it's just about impossible to burn them.  Yeah, the skin isn't crispy, but the white meat isn't dried out either.
 
2021-11-27 10:10:45 AM  
Say what?  I put the turkey in the roasting pan, then put that assembly in the oven.  Granted, skipping that second step guarantees you won't burn the turkey, nor get crisp skin.  OTOH, I wouldn't want to eat that turkey no matter how long I left it in the roasting pan.
 
2021-11-27 10:25:42 AM  
That burrito is genius.
 
2021-11-27 11:11:09 AM  
24 hour Guinness brine then roast in oven with occasional basting for a dark, crispy skin and moist, tender meat.
 
2021-11-27 11:36:54 AM  
We had cats back in the 80s and 90s that could not be trusted with food. Our turkeys survived but we once came home to find that a roast thawing in the sink had somehow been teleported to another dimension.
 
2021-11-27 2:02:26 PM  

Madison_Smiled: That burrito is genius.


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2021-11-27 2:18:27 PM  

Snotnose: Say what?  I put the turkey in the roasting pan, then put that assembly in the oven.  Granted, skipping that second step guarantees you won't burn the turkey, nor get crisp skin.  OTOH, I wouldn't want to eat that turkey no matter how long I left it in the roasting pan.


Roasting pan is electric. You plug it in and set it to 325F. When the turkey is done, you lower the temperature to 200F for serving.
 
2021-11-27 2:34:03 PM  

drogg: Madison_Smiled: That burrito is genius.

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They basically invented haggis, but not gross.
 
2021-11-27 3:25:54 PM  

drogg: Madison_Smiled: That burrito is genius.

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2021-11-27 3:54:05 PM  

drogg: Madison_Smiled: That burrito is genius.

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good lord that actually looks really tasty!


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2021-11-27 3:56:01 PM  
eldritch horrors of the deep, always good!

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2021-11-27 4:22:06 PM  

tintar: eldritch horrors of the deep, always good!

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Ha! I missed the olive eyes the first time through. Nice touch.
 
2021-11-27 4:27:16 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Using the bottom fridge bin for marinating is genius, really.


"why, do you not?"

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/also, many kudos to Subs for (a.) a non-slideshow and (2.) ton of actually-interesting photos!
 
2021-11-27 4:49:23 PM  

tintar: eldritch horrors of the deep, always good!

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or as its known in Japan, lunch on Tuesdays
 
2021-11-27 5:09:53 PM  
"It's A Good Sign You Ruined Thanksgiving When The Bird Comes Out Of The Oven Looking Like The Iceman Ötzi."

As long as it tastes like him.
 
2021-11-27 6:56:38 PM  
Fail?

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2021-11-27 7:26:44 PM  
Fwds from grandma of recycled horseshiat from facebook.
 
2021-11-27 10:32:49 PM  

duckpoopy: Fwds from grandma of recycled horseshiat from facebook.


Last year I forgot to remove the foil from my recycled horseshiat from facebook in the last half hour of cooking so it ended up all soggy and not crisp at all.
 
2021-11-27 10:38:48 PM  

Excelsior: Fail?

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Mercy sakes I'm dyin here :D
 
2021-11-27 10:42:41 PM  
I can't tell if a tentacled monster is trying to get in or a horrific parasite is trying to get out. Either way, WHY?

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2021-11-27 11:18:54 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: I can't tell if a tentacled monster is trying to get in or a horrific parasite is trying to get out. Either way, WHY?

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Surf 'n Turf.
 
2021-11-27 11:34:02 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: I can't tell if a tentacled monster is trying to get in or a horrific parasite is trying to get out. Either way, WHY?

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2021-11-28 8:15:05 PM  
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I farking wish!
I had a mishap a few months ago, then the wife was in the hospital for 4 days without determination.
$850... what a farking whiner, I'm into 5 figures this year alone on top of monthly premiums.
More to come.
 
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