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2021-11-27 6:41:41 AM  
So, for a holiday with family, he should have gone to a state that he doesn't live in, nor has any family there?

Y'all just mad that he was eating mashed potatoes over there like he owned the place?
 
2021-11-27 6:53:29 AM  
He should have visited the troops in Afghanistan.
 
2021-11-27 6:56:55 AM  
'The Five' sound off on Biden's 'out-of-touch' Nantucket visit

Yep, definitely out of touch with the common man.  Unlike a Florida country club that costs $200k to join, that's for the people.
 
2021-11-27 6:58:56 AM  
Fox News tries so very hard.
 
2021-11-27 6:59:25 AM  
One suspects no matter how Joe spent his holiday, it would have been the Worst Insult to Americans Ever.

Had he gone to visit the troops he'd be accused of pandering and distracting us from troubles at home and was probably overseas to visit his Chinese masters and personally sign off on the Omicron Variant.
Had he stayed at the White House he'd be accused of being an out-of-touch mad king holed up in his fortress and probably feasting on Christian Baby roasted over the burning Constitution.
If he had publicly announced he didn't think he won the election and offered to sign over the office (it's in the Constitution -- on the back, near the extended warranty option) to Donald Trump, Biden would be accused of just wanting to ruin the Mar-a-Lago buffet for Donnie.
 
2021-11-27 7:30:45 AM  
... and that turkey he pardoned could have fed Starving Kids In Africa... wait, no, that would have been socialism... and doing something good for kids... Bzzzt ERROR ERROR *magic smoke*
 
2021-11-27 8:46:03 AM  

koder: ... and that turkey he pardoned could have fed Starving Kids In Africa... wait, no, that would have been socialism... and doing something good for kids... Bzzzt ERROR ERROR *magic smoke*


I noticed he only pardoned white male turkeys
 
2021-11-27 8:47:28 AM  
Fox News is perpetually outraged.
 
2021-11-27 8:48:05 AM  

Tanqueray: He should have visited the troops in Afghanistan.


And brought hamberders.
 
2021-11-27 8:51:04 AM  
Old Man Bad!
 
DVD
2021-11-27 8:51:05 AM  
Faux News is just trying a bit of diversity in reporting ahead of time.  After this, they'll need to push their brainwashed minions into spreading the omicron variant of COVID far and wide and that will take up much of their bandwidth.
 
2021-11-27 8:53:52 AM  
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"I'm on executive time. Extra ketchup whatever-your-name-is. I'll send you a hat signed by me."
 
2021-11-27 8:55:11 AM  
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Old but still the front runner for everything with those guys.
 
2021-11-27 8:57:56 AM  
Why isn't he out campaigning?
 
2021-11-27 8:58:56 AM  
Wisconsin? Was Biden supposed to go there?
 
2021-11-27 9:02:32 AM  
I am outraged Biden didn't spend Thanksgiving golfing at his personal resort surrounded by ass kissing flunkies and the media pandering to his ever whim.
 
2021-11-27 9:02:33 AM  
They are not idiots they are getting paid the idiots are the ones paying attention to them
 
2021-11-27 9:02:51 AM  
The Coasties down by Moron Lardo are just glad they didn't get their basket of 7-11 sammiches and chips this year.
 
2021-11-27 9:06:34 AM  
How much did he charge the Secret Service for golf cart rental?
 
2021-11-27 9:07:31 AM  

Tanqueray: He should have visited the troops in Afghanistan.


But there aren't any tr--oh ho ho, I get it!
 
2021-11-27 9:13:16 AM  
I think each of these wealthy national commentators living in New York should be forced to describe accurately & in detail what each of them did for Thanksgiving to their viewers.

I guarantee you it will be orders of magnitude more bougie.
 
2021-11-27 9:15:11 AM  

oldfool: They are not idiots they are getting paid the idiots are the ones paying attention to them


Indeed. It's not idiocy to work so hard to fracture the country for $$$, it's evil. It takes a lot of deep thinking to come up with a negative spin on celebrating thankgiving with family.
 
2021-11-27 9:15:56 AM  
I saw Fox "news" for about five seconds during the Obama administration.  It was while channel surfing when I had cable TV.  It focused on a guy who looked like the man in American Gothic without his fork.  His thin compressed lips said the words "he's feckless..." in the most sneering snide way possible.  Then I turned the channel.  From that small sample I inferred that they spend every minute tearing down the president of one party while no doubt fluffing up the president of another party.  Somewhat unscientific but probably accurate.
 
2021-11-27 9:20:35 AM  
They have always had idiots saying those things, they just usually kept them off TV and had actual adults holding an intelligent constructive conversation.
 
2021-11-27 9:20:55 AM  

Riche: Wisconsin? Was Biden supposed to go there?


Visit a state where it's legal for a white man to shoot anyone they damn well please?  Did we learn nothing from Kennedy's trip to Texas?
 
2021-11-27 9:22:32 AM  

hubiestubert: So, for a holiday with family, he should have gone to a state that he doesn't live in, nor has any family there?

Y'all just mad that he was eating mashed potatoes over there like he owned the place?


He was eating mashed potatoes, which means he's old and unfit to lead, which means Kamala would become president and institute soshulisms, which was the plan all along!

Wake up, sheeple!

/it hurt to type that
 
2021-11-27 9:26:56 AM  

Mugato: Fox News tries so very hard.


Do they though? This seems low effort, in fact a lot of their lies and conspiracy efforts are low effort.

It's not exactly like they're a beacon of shinning work ethic, their entire ethos is cutting corners
 
2021-11-27 9:30:20 AM  

qorkfiend: koder: ... and that turkey he pardoned could have fed Starving Kids In Africa... wait, no, that would have been socialism... and doing something good for kids... Bzzzt ERROR ERROR *magic smoke*

I noticed he only pardoned white male turkeys


So did Pinocchio**, except he handed out most of his pardons in January.
 
2021-11-27 9:32:39 AM  
Oh cool, a fark post about a fox blog post about a fox show episode about Biden, I'm totally clicking that
 
2021-11-27 9:35:36 AM  

Tanqueray: He should have visited the troops in Afghanistan.


If you photoshop out the white flags from the military parade they had in Kabul, it looks like America never left!
 
2021-11-27 9:42:42 AM  
So, Fock Snooze is a bunch of whining, hypocritical morons. Tell me something I don't know.
 
2021-11-27 9:42:51 AM  

GregInIndy: I think each of these wealthy national commentators living in New York should be forced to describe accurately & in detail what each of them did for Thanksgiving to their viewers.

I guarantee you it will be orders of magnitude more bougie.


Oh they have been, they rag on Joe, then go right to gushing over their own family filled holiday.
 
2021-11-27 9:44:29 AM  
Biden and first lady Jill Biden spent Thanksgiving at billionaire David Rubenstein's $30-million Nantucket home while inflation grips the country.

So what Fox is saying is that billionaires are bad?
 
2021-11-27 9:46:31 AM  

RedPhoenix122: 'The Five' sound off on Biden's 'out-of-touch' Nantucket visit

Yep, definitely out of touch with the common man.  Unlike a Florida country club that costs $200k to join, that's for the people.


I wonder how many members have not renewed their memberships at his golf clubs since President Mar-A-Lardo is no longer of use to them.
 
2021-11-27 9:48:14 AM  
This is textbook reporting of, "We cannot find anything to be outraged about, so we will now manufacture some outrage!!"
 
2021-11-27 9:54:15 AM  
Biden should be visiting the Guardians on the Space station USSSSSSSSS* Donald J. Trump, Billionaire 45th President of the United States

United Space Space Ship Sent to Space for Space Stuff Space Station.  Makes more sense than NCX01
 
2021-11-27 9:57:03 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: One suspects no matter how Joe spent his holiday, it would have been the Worst Insult to Americans Ever.

Had he gone to visit the troops he'd be accused of pandering and distracting us from troubles at home and was probably overseas to visit his Chinese masters and personally sign off on the Omicron Variant.
Had he stayed at the White House he'd be accused of being an out-of-touch mad king holed up in his fortress and probably feasting on Christian Baby roasted over the burning Constitution.
If he had publicly announced he didn't think he won the election and offered to sign over the office (it's in the Constitution -- on the back, near the extended warranty option) to Donald Trump, Biden would be accused of just wanting to ruin the Mar-a-Lago buffet for Donnie.


Don't forget, if he'd done as Fox said he should, he'd be "engaging in a shameless photo op to cynically politicize the Waukesha dead when their families are mourning their loss during this sacred holiday."
 
2021-11-27 9:57:17 AM  
'I would have gone to Wisconsin before I go to Nantucket,' Joe Concha said

Guess who never gets invited to his brother in law's house in Nantucket

"Listen, old bean.  You work for Fox News.   You simply wouldn't fit in here.  I hear Denny's is open.  Get yourself a nice dinner there."
 
2021-11-27 9:57:22 AM  
What color was his suit?
 
2021-11-27 9:59:24 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: hubiestubert: So, for a holiday with family, he should have gone to a state that he doesn't live in, nor has any family there?

Y'all just mad that he was eating mashed potatoes over there like he owned the place?

He was eating mashed potatoes, which means he's old and unfit to lead, which means Kamala would become president and institute soshulisms, which was the plan all along!

Wake up, sheeple!

/it hurt to type that


You just need a warm-up routine.

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2021-11-27 10:05:22 AM  
Fauxnews, the gold plated standard for generating outrage over perceived slights since I don't farking know, I'd rather get a colonoscopy with no sedation in the middle of the night than watch that shiat.

/fark you pence!
//grunt grunt grunt
 
2021-11-27 10:09:37 AM  
He should have gone to Mar-A-Lago for maximum trollage.
 
2021-11-27 10:11:30 AM  
When I was a kid my mom bought me a tabloid newspaper because I wouldn't shut up about it in the checkout line. I don't remember if it was the Enquirer or not but it was filled with insane flights of fancy under the thinnest, most threadbare veil of journalism. I was 8 and even I regretted begging my mom fot it after reading that dreck. I remember apologizing and asking if I could use it to start the fireplace that night.

Fox "News" is just a better written, live-action tabloid. Better-written because they base every flight of fascist fancy on something really happening, they just twist and spin it in order to make it say, "white people good, Republican good, all others BAAAAAAAAAAAD."

/ *kicks trashcan*
// IT'S FARKING EMBARRASSING!
 
2021-11-27 10:12:04 AM  
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2021-11-27 10:13:31 AM  
A couple of days earlier, instead of pardoning, he could have uttered a few turkey epithets and just shot the turkeys point blank.


That would have appealed to at least a few of the Fox viewers and buffered some of the criticism of his thanksgiving meal location.
 
2021-11-27 10:13:47 AM  

DVD: Faux News is just trying a bit of diversity in reporting ahead of time.  After this, they'll need to push their brainwashed minions into spreading the omicron variant of COVID far and wide and that will take up much of their bandwidth.


And the problem is that their viewers will be the ones spreading the new variant, and they won't realize it or worse, they just won't care.
 
2021-11-27 10:17:27 AM  

tdyak: They have always had idiots saying those things, they just usually kept them off TV and had actual adults holding an intelligent constructive conversation.


When did they keep them off tv?
 
2021-11-27 10:19:10 AM  
He should have had thanksgiving with Brandon Brown.
 
2021-11-27 10:19:38 AM  

Mugato: Fox News tries so very hard.


They do?
 
2021-11-27 10:22:45 AM  

schecter: A couple of days earlier, instead of pardoning, he could have uttered a few turkey epithets and just shot the turkeys point blank.


That would have appealed to at least a few of the Fox viewers and buffered some of the criticism of his thanksgiving meal location.


Or done a TV spot showing live turkeys getting their heads cut off in the background.
 
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