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6689 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Nov 2021 at 7:30 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-11-27 7:05:51 AM  
I'd rather hang out with that Santa than the raging dick from the Rudolph show
 
2021-11-27 7:20:44 AM  
Alongside it, she wrote, "You can no longer walk though the Christmas children's section of a bookstore with your kids without being bombarded with inappropriate content, featured by staff who want to 'make people' read it."

Ah yes, because Murdered-then-Zombie Jesus with Book About Murdering Relatives is totally appropriate and never pushed by staff who want to 'make people' read it.
 
2021-11-27 7:34:05 AM  
Didn't Dave Chappelle say something similar, once?
 
2021-11-27 7:34:44 AM  
She better watch out...
 
2021-11-27 7:38:56 AM  
Welp, time to write some Black Santa Claus/Dumbledore erotica.
 
2021-11-27 7:40:03 AM  
I thought Santa was a lizard person and they reproduce by non sexual fertilization of the queen mother egg sac.
 
2021-11-27 7:41:07 AM  
Just another example of right wing cancel culture.
 
2021-11-27 7:41:47 AM  
Conservatives aren't snowflakes though.
 
2021-11-27 7:43:11 AM  
Some people really do not have any real problems, so they invent them.
 
2021-11-27 7:44:30 AM  
She doesn't read.   This crap will no doubt get her votes and endorsements, the author will be happy to get free publicity for a book no one heard of, and we have someone to mock.   This is a win.
 
2021-11-27 7:44:51 AM  
I guess this means Mrs Santa is back on the market. Giggity
 
2021-11-27 7:45:39 AM  
Looks like triggered snowflakes are back on the menu
 
2021-11-27 7:46:16 AM  
Stop normalizing capitalist materialism with representative gender identities. An exploited worker is still exploited even if you let them marry who they love.

#SPEW
 
2021-11-27 7:46:26 AM  

NephilimNexus: Didn't Dave Chappelle say something similar, once?


The whole "If you don't like what you're seeing, just turn around" only applies if the subject matter is deemed sufficiently "woke" for the modern cancel culturalist. Chappelle found himself on the wrong side of that line himself, iirc.
 
2021-11-27 7:52:34 AM  

Shaggy_C: NephilimNexus: Didn't Dave Chappelle say something similar, once?

The whole "If you don't like what you're seeing, just turn around" only applies if the subject matter is deemed sufficiently "woke" for the modern cancel culturalist. Chappelle found himself on the wrong side of that line himself, iirc.


Well, he was getting uppity.
 
2021-11-27 7:53:29 AM  
FTA: "If you see any kind of relationship and immediately see the potential sexual aspect of it rather than the romantic/partnership aspect, then you're emotionally stunted."

(Heard a great line long ago that helped me not give a damn about gay bedrooms: "We have as little sex as any other married couple.")
 
2021-11-27 7:54:23 AM  
This is an OUTRAGE!

I can't believe we are pushing this idiocy on children.  Young, impressionable minds DO NOT need filled with propaganda that magical people who live forever survive at the north pole with massive manufacturing infrastructure that is only utilized one day a year to fulfill dogmatic fairy tales! that NEVER should be taught to children!!
 
2021-11-27 7:55:58 AM  
I'm surprised we haven't heard about the Black Santa Oreo cookie ad yet.

It's really cute, btw.
 
2021-11-27 7:56:25 AM  

AquaTatanka: This is an OUTRAGE!

I can't believe we are pushing this idiocy on children.  Young, impressionable minds DO NOT need filled with propaganda that magical people who live forever survive at the north pole with massive manufacturing infrastructure that is only utilized one day a year to fulfill dogmatic fairy tales! that NEVER should be taught to children!!


You may hush.
 
2021-11-27 7:58:22 AM  
If you think Righties are shiatting their pants in inchoate rage now, wait until 2022 fails to deliver the big Republican gains they have already mentally banked and spent.
You haven't even heard autistic screeching yet.
 
2021-11-27 7:59:44 AM  

heavymetal: Just another example of right wing cancel culture.


Conservatives a couple of months ago: "Taking down statues of Confederate generals? What's next, burning books?"

Conservatives now: "Let's burn some farking books!"
 
2021-11-27 8:00:29 AM  

AquaTatanka: This is an OUTRAGE!

I can't believe we are pushing this idiocy on children.  Young, impressionable minds DO NOT need filled with propaganda that magical people who live forever survive at the north pole with massive manufacturing infrastructure that is only utilized one day a year to fulfill dogmatic fairy tales! that NEVER should be taught to children!!


There's always a Union nearby.
 
2021-11-27 8:02:06 AM  

Alphax: Some people really do not have any real problems, so they invent them.


"Hello, Karen.  Here's a pack of hungry wolves to help you refocus your pyramid of needs."
 
2021-11-27 8:02:10 AM  
I am grateful for this book.

Fark close minded people.
 
2021-11-27 8:02:10 AM  

Shaggy_C: cancel culturalist


Look, an idiot!

I remember when boycotting a thing didn't trigger conservatives. That was...what, 3-4 years ago?
 
2021-11-27 8:02:11 AM  
If she thinks that book is bad wait until the follow-up volume detailing what the elves are up to.
 
2021-11-27 8:04:36 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Stop normalizing capitalist materialism with representative gender identities. An exploited worker is still exploited even if you let them marry who they love.

#SPEW


ELF LIVES MATTER
 
2021-11-27 8:06:34 AM  
The St. Nicolas story has come a long way from its beginnings. Interpretation is cultural and varied, in Holland they have 2 Christmases, on the 5th of December Father Christmas would arrive with his manservant Zwaar Pieter. Pieter was stylised as a black manservant of St. Nick who beat bad children with a stick and left coal in their stockings instead of presents.
Father Christmas was also depicted in a green suit not a red one, Coca-cola popularised the red one.
Arlo Guthrie had his own take too.

The Pause of Mr. Claus (Remastered)
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When we sold our souls, I got a dyslexic friend to write the contract, we ended up selling them to Santa.
 
2021-11-27 8:10:02 AM  

Shaggy_C: NephilimNexus: Didn't Dave Chappelle say something similar, once?

The whole "If you don't like what you're seeing, just turn around" only applies if the subject matter is deemed sufficiently "woke" for the modern cancel culturalist. Chappelle found himself on the wrong side of that line himself, iirc.


Poor little Dave. He discovered that when he does unfunny, bigoted material, he becomes an unfunny bigot, like any other unfunny, untalented "comic".
Funny, that - perhaps his magical Cloak of Talent isn't protecting him like he thought it would.
 
2021-11-27 8:10:12 AM  
Gay Black Streisand effect and his husband.
 
2021-11-27 8:12:28 AM  

Stud Gerbil: She doesn't read.   This crap will no doubt get her votes and endorsements, the author will be happy to get free publicity for a book no one heard of, and we have someone to mock.   This is a win.


Christian whackjobs have been a great marketing tool for decades.
 
2021-11-27 8:16:46 AM  
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Who cares if people write gay fanfic. It's not like Santa or Jesus were real. Let people have their fun.
 
2021-11-27 8:17:40 AM  
FTFA:  "If you see any kind of relationship and immediately see the potential sexual aspect of it rather than the romantic/partnership aspect, then you're emotionally and morally stunted."

Well, that about says it all right there.
 
2021-11-27 8:18:42 AM  

Shaggy_C: NephilimNexus: Didn't Dave Chappelle say something similar, once?

The whole "If you don't like what you're seeing, just turn around" only applies if the subject matter is deemed sufficiently "woke" for the modern cancel culturalist. Chappelle found himself on the wrong side of that line himself, iirc.


Wait a second.
The conservative outrage-monger attention-whore wants the book off the shelves, but cancel culture is a problem?

Am I supposed to take you seriously, or is this trolling or sarcasm or something too nuanced for an average joe?
 
2021-11-27 8:18:52 AM  
I have many questions.
 
2021-11-27 8:22:02 AM  
FTFA:"did you picture mrs clays and Santa in the bedroom"

I did see that movie, and now I have a bbw fetish
 
2021-11-27 8:22:36 AM  

grumpfuff: Shaggy_C: cancel culturalist

Look, an idiot!

I remember when boycotting a thing didn't trigger conservatives. That was...what, 3-4 years ago?


If it's a conservative promoting bigotry as spiteful retaliation for criticism they received almost 20 ago then everybody is expected to give that person money forever because reasons and furthermore.

Doing anything less than that makes you the problem in the minds of morons and sycophants.
 
2021-11-27 8:23:03 AM  
What i need is an MLK and Malcom X gay couple played by 2 white men headlining a broadway musical. Can we FN stop with this garbage?
 
2021-11-27 8:24:53 AM  

thealgorerhythm: Stop normalizing capitalist materialism with representative gender identities. An exploited worker is still exploited even if you let them marry who they love.

#SPEW


There are two kinds of exploitation going on here. First, you have Santa's slave labourers forced to produce goods in his "workshop." Nothing is ever said of whether these people (denigrated with the epithet 'elves' because of their short stature) have any agency to refuse work I. the North Pole let alone marry or enter into relationships of any kind.

The second exploitation here is the cynical use of gay black Santa to generate controversy and sell copy of an otherwise unremarkable story to wannabe "woke" white liberals who pat themselves on the back for their progressivism whilst actually furthering the wealth gap and reinforcing the capitalist model.
 
2021-11-27 8:26:08 AM  

larunu: What i need is an MLK and Malcom X gay couple played by 2 white men headlining a broadway musical. Can we FN stop with this garbage?


I think Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too.busy for that
 
2021-11-27 8:26:57 AM  

odinsposse: heavymetal: Just another example of right wing cancel culture.

Conservatives a couple of months ago: "Taking down statues of Confederate generals? What's next, burning books?"

Conservatives now: "Let's burn some farking books!"


Authoritarianism requires maximal control of data to survive its own flaws and mistakes. It is impossible to maintain the illusion of perfection without violently suppressing critical information.

The primary indicator of an authoritarian power structure is the emplacement of sycophants and martinets into positions of command and management. Such structures require only obedience, even to the detriment to the structure itself as repairs to outsider's perceptions of events can always be made after the fact.

Ask any Executive authority, they'll admit that it is better for them to immediately act and ask for forgiveness, than to hesitate while information is being gathered, especially if their actions result in damage to their authority or the power structure itself.
 
2021-11-27 8:27:11 AM  

Shaggy_C: thealgorerhythm: Stop normalizing capitalist materialism with representative gender identities. An exploited worker is still exploited even if you let them marry who they love.

#SPEW

There are two kinds of exploitation going on here. First, you have Santa's slave labourers forced to produce goods in his "workshop." Nothing is ever said of whether these people (denigrated with the epithet 'elves' because of their short stature) have any agency to refuse work I. the North Pole let alone marry or enter into relationships of any kind.

The second exploitation here is the cynical use of gay black Santa to generate controversy and sell copy of an otherwise unremarkable story to wannabe "woke" white liberals who pat themselves on the back for their progressivism whilst actually furthering the wealth gap and reinforcing the capitalist model.


Jesus f*ck you are desperate to feel superior to others.
 
2021-11-27 8:28:44 AM  

grumpfuff: Shaggy_C: thealgorerhythm: Stop normalizing capitalist materialism with representative gender identities. An exploited worker is still exploited even if you let them marry who they love.

#SPEW

There are two kinds of exploitation going on here. First, you have Santa's slave labourers forced to produce goods in his "workshop." Nothing is ever said of whether these people (denigrated with the epithet 'elves' because of their short stature) have any agency to refuse work I. the North Pole let alone marry or enter into relationships of any kind.

The second exploitation here is the cynical use of gay black Santa to generate controversy and sell copy of an otherwise unremarkable story to wannabe "woke" white liberals who pat themselves on the back for their progressivism whilst actually furthering the wealth gap and reinforcing the capitalist model.

Jesus f*ck you are desperate to feel superior to others.


or he's just trolling....
 
2021-11-27 8:29:55 AM  
FFS, what is wrong with you people?  I've been explaining to my toddlers that Santa only rails Mrs. Claus in the missionary position, and that she gives birth to all the toys!  Gay Santa, that's crazy talk!

/This is my crazy talk font, also my sarcastic font.
 
2021-11-27 8:30:54 AM  
This is the picture of the guy who endorses her on her political website.  There are many straighter pictures of him.  There's something going on.  She may have Anita Bryant's disease.

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2021-11-27 8:34:07 AM  
The one thing I will never understand about the Conservative's view of LGBT.  They call it a "moral failing".  They think that it is a choice that people are making.  They think those people are making that choice in some sort of effort to demoralize the Conservatives.

Even though it has been shown and proven over and over, not only with the actions of the LBGT community, but farking SCIENCE, that there IS NO choice there.  There is nothing more than people wanting to be who they are.  And they are most emphatically not making a choice to purposely upset conservatives.

Like, there has not been a single person in this universe that said, "I'm going to start having sex with the same gender as myself, because it annoys the conservatives."  If there were such a person, I would have to admire their dedication I suppose.  But that has literally never happened.

So why in the world do they still think that?  Is it just because it keeps their base angry?  Makes sure they have people to be angry at and blame shiat on?

I would like to think it's that simple.  But, no.  It seems that they really DO think that way.  And they make sure to loudly enforce that the rest of them do too.
 
2021-11-27 8:34:38 AM  
"Christmas with Zwarte Piet and his White Supramacist Boyfriend" still problematic.
 
2021-11-27 8:36:00 AM  

grumpfuff: Shaggy_C: thealgorerhythm: Stop normalizing capitalist materialism with representative gender identities. An exploited worker is still exploited even if you let them marry who they love.

#SPEW

There are two kinds of exploitation going on here. First, you have Santa's slave labourers forced to produce goods in his "workshop." Nothing is ever said of whether these people (denigrated with the epithet 'elves' because of their short stature) have any agency to refuse work I. the North Pole let alone marry or enter into relationships of any kind.

The second exploitation here is the cynical use of gay black Santa to generate controversy and sell copy of an otherwise unremarkable story to wannabe "woke" white liberals who pat themselves on the back for their progressivism whilst actually furthering the wealth gap and reinforcing the capitalist model.

Jesus f*ck you are desperate to feel superior to others.


I can't see anybody else wanting to buy it myself. It does looks like something somebody would leave out conspicuously on their coffee table waiting for someone to comment on it so they can explain how open minded and inclusive they are.
 
2021-11-27 8:36:27 AM  

b0rg9: I thought Santa was a lizard person and they reproduce by non sexual fertilization of the queen mother egg sac.


Santa's giant belly is where it incubates its eggs. Every December 26th, after it returns to the North Pole, the larvae (known as "elves") hatch and eat their way out of the Santa, killing it in the process. The biggest and strongest elf grows into the new Santa and forces the others to make toys until they die from exhaustion.  Every year, the cycle begins anew/
 
2021-11-27 8:38:48 AM  

larunu: What i need is an MLK and Malcom X gay couple played by 2 white men headlining a broadway musical. Can we FN stop with this garbage?


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