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2021-11-26 11:50:22 PM  
I could have used #
 
2021-11-26 11:50:28 PM  
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2021-11-27 2:11:00 AM  
I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.
 
2021-11-27 2:12:54 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.


This thing is the pinnacle of technology. Old science really was superior to the new stuff.

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2021-11-27 2:16:57 AM  
Bass o Matic - YouTube
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2021-11-27 2:17:31 AM  
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2021-11-27 2:18:30 AM  

chipaku: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

This thing is the pinnacle of technology. Old science really was superior to the new stuff.

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Can't believe they didn't think of a lid for the hopper.

Heh, double entendre.
 
Azz
2021-11-27 2:18:57 AM  
Subby's mom absent from the list
 
2021-11-27 2:24:10 AM  

chipaku: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

This thing is the pinnacle of technology. Old science really was superior to the new stuff.

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20 hits of '70s weed is probably equivalent to one modern toke.
 
2021-11-27 2:27:08 AM  

Azz: Subby's mom absent from the list


She's part of the #5 bundle...you can get her to come with two joy-sticks if you pay $19.99.
 
2021-11-27 2:28:34 AM  
It's no wonder Addis made a pivot into the fashion industry:

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2021-11-27 2:30:06 AM  
If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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2021-11-27 2:31:27 AM  

KRSESQ: If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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I meant the record player, not the girl.
 
2021-11-27 2:36:14 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.


I'd rather have a 2016 toke-o-matic, aka the Pax 3.

/here's hoping Santa leaves one under the tree for me
 
2021-11-27 2:39:44 AM  
I got a good deal on sneakers for my husband and sons. It was on line. We stopped doing the the door busters after a jerk knocked me down and grabbed a cordless phone. I walk with a cane and I could have been seriously hurt. It was packed so tight that I would have been trampled. Another man grabbed me and pushed the crowd away. I was very lucky. Now with on line shopping, I can shop a bit safer.
 
2021-11-27 2:48:18 AM  

blodyholy: It's no wonder Addis made a pivot into the fashion industry:

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Is that a bedpan or a chamberpot on the top left?

/welcome to your new home, darling!
//don't forget to put the lotion on the skin!
 
2021-11-27 2:55:37 AM  
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2021-11-27 3:07:37 AM  

KRSESQ: KRSESQ: If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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I meant the record player, not the girl.


But what would you do if you found the girl and a bunch of vinyl at a rummage sale? Would you play both sides?
 
2021-11-27 3:09:32 AM  
Xmas Shopping list:

Hubby: Xmas ornament (I buy him one every year in re some thing significant about the year), 26 yrs!

Best friend: lost her Mother this year, so photo ornament in memoriam.

Nephews/nieces under 18: $100 for Trust Fund (x3/Yr); Pkg of Thank You Cards for stockings so they learn to be good people.

Nephews/Nieces over 18 get a card & $1 Lottery Scratcher. Good luck!

BiL: needs an Alexa speaker set (3)  because he's forgetting & everything else is too complicated for him (ESL, etc...).

Ditto Nephew w/macular degeneration.

Other BiL: $500 towards last month's hernia surgery; his med ins sux. Hubby putting up same. We agreed.

Dog: toys & treats.
 
2021-11-27 3:16:47 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.


If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.
 
2021-11-27 3:17:54 AM  

phishrace: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.


Or injecting reefers.
 
2021-11-27 3:19:16 AM  

Prof. Frink: Azz: Subby's mom absent from the list

She's part of the #5 bundle...you can get her to come with two joy-sticks if you pay $19.99.


I know y'all are old and probably have a lot of these titles already, but there are a bunch of X-rated games starting in the Atari 2600 era. I can't find any for the 400 except nude Smurfette
 
2021-11-27 3:25:23 AM  
It's got Fett's in the FM front end for top sensitivity and selectivity

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2021-11-27 3:27:19 AM  

phishrace: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.


In the 70s it was more of a sharing thing. I remember (vaguely) joints going round a room full of people. Bogarting was not an option
 
2021-11-27 3:37:25 AM  

KRSESQ: If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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I'm looking forward to Techmoan's video on this device.
 
2021-11-27 3:47:57 AM  

KRSESQ: KRSESQ: If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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I meant the record player, not the girl.


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2021-11-27 4:21:22 AM  

KRSESQ: If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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That there's the VZ-3000, I have the "smaller" portable version, the 2000. It's 35 pounds with batteries.
 
2021-11-27 5:28:45 AM  
I'm gonna strike all the big red words from my little black book.
 
2021-11-27 5:53:35 AM  

phishrace: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.


It was 70s marijuana, we're talking thc below 10%.
 
2021-11-27 6:13:33 AM  

phishrace: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.


A friend of mine had a revolver-style bowl. We called it the "Gatling gun", but that was hyperbole. Just 6 hits and you had to manually rotate the bowl every time it was passed to you, but it was convenient.
 
2021-11-27 7:26:00 AM  
Wow.. I never realized field effect transistors were such a big selling point for stereo systems.

"Buy this now!  It has a switching transformer!"
 
2021-11-27 7:44:06 AM  

KRSESQ: If I found one of these at a rummage sale or second hand store I'd go nuts.

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As she is now 40+ years older you might actually have a chance with her...
 
2021-11-27 7:44:39 AM  
I want the photocopier in a briefcase. Just because I don't have one.
 
2021-11-27 7:49:05 AM  

NathanAllen: phishrace: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.

It was 70s marijuana, we're talking thc below 10%.


Hey, it still got us high!


/Took first time on 10/25/1975
 
2021-11-27 9:01:13 AM  
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i could've used that about 15 years ago.  our company had a project that required a shiat ton of old data to be inputted to recreate a flood analysis so we could base our new study on it but it was only stored as microfiche copies of the original input printout.

the intern was tasked with finding a way to do it but he was so incompetent that he couldn't even go to the library to use their reader to transcribe them.  nor could he find one to buy to do it in the office, so i eventually had to track one down and drive 150 miles round trip to connecticut to pick it up.  then he had so many errors in the transcription that it took me a week to debug the damn thing to recreate the original results before starting the actual work
 
2021-11-27 9:21:35 AM  
We have an old desktop microfiche reader in one of our facilities. I occasionally show new management trainees around. Explaining microfiche is one of the more challenging tasks.
 
2021-11-27 11:10:46 AM  

Mad_Radhu: chipaku: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

This thing is the pinnacle of technology. Old science really was superior to the new stuff.

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20 hits of '70s weed is probably equivalent to one modern toke.


Don't ask me how I know you are correct.
 
2021-11-27 11:12:00 AM  
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In the follow-up ad, he's shoeless, disheveled and crumpled in the middle of the front yard with his head embedded in the bread box and in fine print the ad reads "with husband and sweeper £5.50".
 
2021-11-27 11:20:29 AM  

bughunter: phishrace: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I have a feeling that moving forward more people are going to wish they had access to a toke-o-matic.

If you're huffing bong hits fast enough that you need an auto-loader, maybe you should switch to extracts.

Or injecting reefers.


Only works for people with big veins.

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