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2021-11-26 5:03:05 PM  
Billie is a world treasure.
 
2021-11-26 8:59:34 PM  

Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.


Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

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2021-11-26 9:03:14 PM  
Boom, roasted!
 
2021-11-26 9:17:11 PM  
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2021-11-26 9:23:00 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

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Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.
 
2021-11-26 9:25:47 PM  

Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently.


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2021-11-26 9:30:07 PM  
So, since she decided to go with the whole "yeah I have big hooters", Fark loves her now?

It's really hard to figure out who Fark hates or drools over on which day.
 
2021-11-26 9:30:41 PM  
More power to her.
 
2021-11-26 9:46:38 PM  
They would all be awful, cringey songs where she's barely audible and stares at the ground the whole time she's "singing?"
 
2021-11-26 9:46:43 PM  
I've had Bury a Friend stuck in my head for quite a while now. I'd much prefer that.
 
2021-11-26 9:55:43 PM  

OhioUGrad: So, since she decided to go with the whole "yeah I have big hooters", Fark loves her now?

It's really hard to figure out who Fark hates or drools over on which day.


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2021-11-26 10:44:06 PM  
She was nobody until her brother found incest porn.

Like most pop stars, she's a product, not a bunch of useful ingredients which results in something incredible.

We're never, ever gonna see another Michael Jackson. But we'll sure as fark see endless Titos.
 
2021-11-26 11:01:11 PM  
If Billie Eilish Mumblebjork wrote sitcom themesongs

Gotta use the Fark-approved epithet, guys....
 
2021-11-26 11:38:57 PM  
She whispers well. Maybe one day she can try singing?
 
2021-11-26 11:42:44 PM  
So, 'Suicide is Painless' meets 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President'.
 
2021-11-27 12:22:17 AM  

Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.


I've looked at some of the videos of her interacting with her fans and (even allowing for the inherently PR nature of that sort of thing), she comes across as fun and kind and genuinely enjoying that part of her celebrity where fans make homemade covers of her songs and she can make a tween girl have a goddamn heart attack just by acknowledging her existence. And there's no shortage of smiling.

The part of celebrity where she has to deal with old farks who don't really appreciate her tepid music or her try-hard style? She obviously doesn't enjoy that so much and I can't farking blame her.

And not to denigrate the kind of celebrity who sucks it up and does the happy-bullshiat thing, but part of her appeal to her actual target market is that she doesn't do that. It wouldn't just be annoying to her to play it that way, it'd literally be unprofitable.
 
2021-11-27 12:56:01 AM  

RevRaven: She whispers well. Maybe one day she can try singing?


Billie Eilish - No Time To Die (Audio)
Youtube GB_S2qFh5lU


She's incredibly soulful. Her voice always catches me by surprise.
 
2021-11-27 1:42:13 AM  
TURN YOUR BILLIE SIDEWAYS.

 
2021-11-27 6:17:11 AM  
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2021-11-27 9:18:42 AM  

phimuskapsi: RevRaven: She whispers well. Maybe one day she can try singing?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GB_S2qFh5lU]

She's incredibly soulful. Her voice always catches me by surprise.


It's easily the worst Bond theme ever. What a letdown in the Craig years, after the pinnacle of all Bond themes in Adele's Skyfall.
 
2021-11-27 10:24:42 AM  

Plaster Lion: phimuskapsi: RevRaven: She whispers well. Maybe one day she can try singing?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GB_S2qFh5lU]

She's incredibly soulful. Her voice always catches me by surprise.

It's easily the worst Bond theme ever. What a letdown in the Craig years, after the pinnacle of all Bond themes in Adele's Skyfall.


Funny, I think and others agree, that it is one of the best. I think she beat Adele.
 
2021-11-27 11:08:14 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.

I've looked at some of the videos of her interacting with her fans and (even allowing for the inherently PR nature of that sort of thing), she comes across as fun and kind and genuinely enjoying that part of her celebrity where fans make homemade covers of her songs and she can make a tween girl have a goddamn heart attack just by acknowledging her existence. And there's no shortage of smiling.

The part of celebrity where she has to deal with old farks who don't really appreciate her tepid music or her try-hard style? She obviously doesn't enjoy that so much and I can't farking blame her.

And not to denigrate the kind of celebrity who sucks it up and does the happy-bullshiat thing, but part of her appeal to her actual target market is that she doesn't do that. It wouldn't just be annoying to her to play it that way, it'd literally be unprofitable.


You should watch her Hot Ones episode if you haven't. I think it's before she was "famous" (before first album came out) but she looks like she is genuinely having fun and seems to be down to earth/fun.
 
2021-11-27 1:14:48 PM  

OhioUGrad: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.

I've looked at some of the videos of her interacting with her fans and (even allowing for the inherently PR nature of that sort of thing), she comes across as fun and kind and genuinely enjoying that part of her celebrity where fans make homemade covers of her songs and she can make a tween girl have a goddamn heart attack just by acknowledging her existence. And there's no shortage of smiling.

The part of celebrity where she has to deal with old farks who don't really appreciate her tepid music or her try-hard style? She obviously doesn't enjoy that so much and I can't farking blame her.

And not to denigrate the kind of celebrity who sucks it up and does the happy-bullshiat thing, but part of her appeal to her actual target market is that she doesn't do that. It wouldn't just be annoying to her to play it that way, it'd literally be unprofitable.

You should watch her Hot Ones episode if you haven't. I think it's before she was "famous" (before first album came out) but she looks like she is genuinely having fun and seems to be down to earth/fun.


Watching this made me realize she's just a sweet kid

Billie Eilish Carpool Karaoke
Youtube uh2qGWfmESk
 
2021-11-27 3:25:10 PM  
Whoever designed her pants should get shot out back. Super tight around the waist then inexplicably going baggy right after  wtf?
 
2021-11-27 3:27:14 PM  

Wendigogo: OhioUGrad: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.

I've looked at some of the videos of her interacting with her fans and (even allowing for the inherently PR nature of that sort of thing), she comes across as fun and kind and genuinely enjoying that part of her celebrity where fans make homemade covers of her songs and she can make a tween girl have a goddamn heart attack just by acknowledging her existence. And there's no shortage of smiling.

The part of celebrity where she has to deal with old farks who don't really appreciate her tepid music or her try-hard style? She obviously doesn't enjoy that so much and I can't farking blame her.

And not to denigrate the kind of celebrity who sucks it up and does the happy-bullshiat thing, but part of her appeal to her actual target market is that she doesn't do that. It wouldn't just be annoying to her to play it that way, it'd literally be unprofitable.

You should watch her Hot Ones episode if you haven't. I think it's before she was "famous" (before first album came out) but she looks like she is genuinely having fun and seems to be down to earth/fun.

Watching this made me realize she's just a sweet kid

[YouTube video: Billie Eilish Carpool Karaoke]


She is
Billie Eilish gets QUIZZED by Rainn Wilson on 'The Office' | Billboard
Youtube ibbkmS_tvVQ
this should further your convictions
 
2021-11-27 3:32:55 PM  
Not bad🤷🏻♂. This version is better :
Evolution Of The "Friends" Theme Song - 1920s to 1990s - ft. The Rembrandts #FriendsReunion
Youtube 3q7ExHaKt2M
 
2021-11-27 3:41:20 PM  
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2021-11-27 3:49:34 PM  

LewDux: [Fark user image image 143x88]


I know right?
 
2021-11-27 5:02:45 PM  

OhioUGrad: So, since she decided to go with the whole "yeah I have big hooters", Fark loves her now?

It's really hard to figure out who Fark hates or drools over on which day.


Nope, they hate her because she used to not show her breasts, and now still keeps them pretty covered up, but has the temerity to suggest they exist. And for some reason they think a girl who looks like a clone of Scarlett Johansson is ugly.

/Wife and I enjoy the kid's music.
//First time the Friends theme hasn't been absolutely terrible.
 
2021-11-27 5:14:08 PM  

luidprand: And for some reason they think a girl who looks like a clone of Scarlett Johansson is ugly.


You know, I never really thought about it, but you are pretty correct with that assessment.

luidprand: /Wife and I enjoy the kid's music.


I also do, which is surprising, I normally do not like this style - but something about her voice just grabs me. I reminds me of an older style like 20's/30's lounge act.
 
2021-11-27 11:21:17 PM  

phimuskapsi: Plaster Lion: phimuskapsi: RevRaven: She whispers well. Maybe one day she can try singing?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GB_S2qFh5lU]

She's incredibly soulful. Her voice always catches me by surprise.

It's easily the worst Bond theme ever. What a letdown in the Craig years, after the pinnacle of all Bond themes in Adele's Skyfall.

Funny, I think and others agree, that it is one of the best. I think she beat Adele.


Except there's this guy further up Theme Song Hill who tolerates other hits messing up his view.

You know his name...
 
2021-11-28 5:53:12 AM  

Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.


There is a difference between not smiling and intentionally looking like you're a suicidal druggie.   She could give a nice smile and it would be just as fake, but at least more pleasant looking.  I do like the green hair and her goofy wardrobe, though.
 
2021-11-28 6:52:06 AM  

Bootysama: UncleDirtNap: Bslim: Billie is a world treasure.

Yes she's a shining beacon of joy!

[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah, women should smile more, am I right? If they don't smile they're miserable biatches apparently. Not smiling on the red carpet at the whims of strangers does not make a person miserable, just watch an interview with her, she seems like a pretty happy person.


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