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(Zillow)   There's a lot to unpack here, but subby keeps going back to just how much effort it would take to get into those cupboards above the washer/dryer   (zillow.com) divider line
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2021-11-26 4:45:12 PM  
I have so many questions, but I'll only ask two:

Do all these mansions come with stripper poles now?
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Any guesses who "VG" could be?
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By the way, that bed is in one large room with a large sectional couch, entertainment center, and a red-red-tiled soaking tub....
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Maybe a professional athlete?
 
2021-11-26 5:02:24 PM  
Subby stands 3'8"
 
2021-11-26 5:03:02 PM  
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2021-11-26 5:14:10 PM  
A throne fit for a king?

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2021-11-26 5:21:14 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: A throne fit for a king?

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If I had the $$$ I might be tempted to buy that place just to put up this portrait on the wall facing that "throne"...

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2021-11-26 5:45:34 PM  
Does it really matter how much effort the staff has to make?
 
2021-11-26 5:58:50 PM  
This is actually a pretty good deal.  huge mansion in Redlands on a decent sized lot and good landscaping.
 
2021-11-26 5:59:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Sarah Jessica Farker: A throne fit for a king?

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If I had the $$$ I might be tempted to buy that place just to put up this portrait on the wall facing that "throne"...

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Please, if you had THAT kind of money you'd spring for a super-realistic life-sized replica standing in the corner.
 
2021-11-26 6:01:14 PM  
12 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms, but only 6 fireplaces? And ONE washer /dryer?  No thanks, I deserve more. Much, much more. Peasants.
 
2021-11-26 6:02:05 PM  
It looks like the laundry room was designed with two washer/dryer combos in mind.
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2021-11-26 6:03:17 PM  

AstroJesus: 12 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms, but only 6 fireplaces? And ONE washer /dryer?  No thanks, I deserve more. Much, much more. Peasants.


That is truly moronic. Never land ranch had 24 bathrooms and 16 washer/dryer pairs.  And oxygen enhanced sleeping chambers.  This is like some Hobo designed shiat.
 
2021-11-26 6:06:12 PM  
the kind of hallway nightmares happen in
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2021-11-26 6:08:45 PM  
6 million bucks and I sure as fark wouldn't be having to angle my fat ass on to -any- of the shiatters in the building. Yes I saw the throne room. 
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2021-11-26 6:16:06 PM  
You own that place you'll never see that laundry room, let alone even know where it is.  Your clothes just magically appear clean and folded in your dresser.
 
2021-11-26 6:17:18 PM  

sozelle: I have so many questions, but I'll only ask two:

Do all these mansions come with stripper poles now?
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Any guesses who "VG" could be?
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By the way, that bed is in one large room with a large sectional couch, entertainment center, and a red-red-tiled soaking tub....
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Maybe a professional athlete?


The number of right angles involving white, black, and the red accent from the flower painting give off a really disturbing Nazi hideout vibe. Is that just me?

/Probably not intentional
 
2021-11-26 6:18:29 PM  
6 million and they can't be bothered to include ONE GODDAM picture of the garage? I mean, I was thinking about buying it, but now, no way.
 
2021-11-26 6:18:34 PM  

flappy_penguin: 6 million bucks and I sure as fark wouldn't be having to angle my fat ass on to -any- of the shiatters in the building. Yes I saw the throne room. [Fark user image image 425x318]


If the one on the left is too tight a fit, just use the one on the right
 
2021-11-26 6:19:20 PM  
It looks like a golf resort.
 
2021-11-26 6:19:48 PM  

AstroJesus: 12 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms, but only 6 fireplaces? And ONE washer /dryer?  No thanks, I deserve more. Much, much more. Peasants.


There were at least two. The stacked ones and the silver ones side by side in what looks like a space meant for a massive fridge.
 
2021-11-26 6:20:34 PM  

PvtStash: the kind of hallway nightmares happen in
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2021-11-26 6:22:17 PM  

sozelle: Any guesses who "VG" could be?


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2021-11-26 6:22:57 PM  

Psychopompous: It looks like the laundry room was designed with two washer/dryer combos in mind.
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You're my maid now, Karen. No more Live Laugh Love. Now it's wash dry fold bleach. Learn it, live it, know it.
 
2021-11-26 6:23:16 PM  

Psychopompous: It looks like the laundry room was designed with two washer/dryer combos in mind.
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It's a converted kitchen.  Fridge used to go there.
 
2021-11-26 6:25:10 PM  

lincoln65: flappy_penguin: 6 million bucks and I sure as fark wouldn't be having to angle my fat ass on to -any- of the shiatters in the building. Yes I saw the throne room. [Fark user image image 425x318]

If the one on the left is too tight a fit, just use the one on the right


%100 guarantee the glass shower door hits the bathroom countertop and if you open too fast the door shatters. Job security for the pleb that installed the non standard size custom cut shower door
 
2021-11-26 6:27:08 PM  

sozelle: I have so many questions, but I'll only ask two:

Do all these mansions come with stripper poles now?
[Fark user image image 425x318]

Any guesses who "VG" could be?
[Fark user image image 408x230]

By the way, that bed is in one large room with a large sectional couch, entertainment center, and a red-red-tiled soaking tub....
[Fark user image image 425x318]
Maybe a professional athlete?


The internet says it's owned by an insurance tycoon.
 
2021-11-26 6:27:09 PM  
I can't put my finger on it: but. fark this place. I don't know why, but, it gives me the creeps and something is off. In every room. Not that I know what.

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On a side note, that TV over the fire place will develop white stripes in its picture.
Flat screen TVs over heat. And should be kept cold.  Their soders go bad from that over heating. And that fire place won't help.
Not sure why it isn't a fire hazard.
Meh. fark rich people.
 
2021-11-26 6:28:58 PM  
I love realtor phrases meant to put a nice face on a decorating nightmare.

"Old World panache"
 
2021-11-26 6:31:31 PM  
There's a lot to unpack here, but subby keeps going back to just how much effort it would take to get into those cupboards above the washer/dryer .

No problem, Subby. Just hire a guy named "Lurch" to do your laundry.
 
2021-11-26 6:32:56 PM  
Someone is clearly shagging the gardener. Because that lawn is atrocious. What did they cut the grass with? A hand grenade? No way is that person employed for their gardening skills....

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2021-11-26 6:41:16 PM  
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2021-11-26 6:47:51 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: sozelle: I have so many questions, but I'll only ask two:

Do all these mansions come with stripper poles now?
[Fark user image image 425x318]

Any guesses who "VG" could be?
[Fark user image image 408x230]

By the way, that bed is in one large room with a large sectional couch, entertainment center, and a red-red-tiled soaking tub....
[Fark user image image 425x318]
Maybe a professional athlete?

The number of right angles involving white, black, and the red accent from the flower painting give off a really disturbing Nazi hideout vibe. Is that just me?

/Probably not intentional


Yes is just you. Pretty sure Nazis don't have a monopoly on using certain colours and many may like a range of colours. Some may like a soft hue if fuscia pink.
 
2021-11-26 7:08:22 PM  
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2021-11-26 7:09:06 PM  
Louis IVX wants his vacation home back.

If you aren't as much as an attention whore as he was, you probably aren't interested in living in a place like this.
 
2021-11-26 7:09:15 PM  
Who the fark would pay $6million to live in Redlands?
 
2021-11-26 7:12:01 PM  
I spent far too long trying to puzzle out the room with a tub, a conversation area, a meeting area, and a bed. I'm used to seeing that in Animal Crossing, not real life.
 
2021-11-26 7:14:50 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Who the fark would pay $6million to live in Redlands?


Somebody with a $60 million home someplace decent, but has to visit Redlands for the relatives.
 
2021-11-26 7:15:07 PM  

dbaggins: This is actually a pretty good deal.  huge mansion in Redlands on a decent sized lot and good landscaping.


This one is much better.

https://countrylife.onthemarket.com/details/4040315/
 
2021-11-26 7:17:09 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Louis IVX wants his vacation home back.

If you aren't as much as an attention whore as he was, you probably aren't interested in living in a place like this.


Louis 4-10?  Who's that?
 
2021-11-26 7:18:23 PM  

Psychopompous: It looks like the laundry room was designed with two washer/dryer combos in mind.
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I was thinking butler's pantry with that space for a 2nd refrigerator
has no butler
 
2021-11-26 7:19:27 PM  
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That rectangular box (wifi repeater? Carbon monoxide detector?) is not straight.

Also, there's a big crack in the Sheetrock on the wall.

And a huge spider or beetle.  2 minutes in Photoshop and all that could have been fixed.
 
2021-11-26 7:29:05 PM  

sozelle: Any guesses who "VG" could be?


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2021-11-26 7:38:06 PM  

WickerNipple: Does it really matter how much effort the staff has to make?


That
 
2021-11-26 7:40:52 PM  
If you gotta ask, you can't afford to pay someone to do that for you.
 
2021-11-26 7:51:22 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: fragMasterFlash: Sarah Jessica Farker: A throne fit for a king?

[photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x566]

If I had the $$$ I might be tempted to buy that place just to put up this portrait on the wall facing that "throne"...

[Fark user image 425x283]

Please, if you had THAT kind of money you'd spring for a super-realistic life-sized replica standing in the corner.


I wouldn't want Kim to get jealous
 
2021-11-26 7:52:22 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: sozelle: I have so many questions, but I'll only ask two:

Do all these mansions come with stripper poles now?
[Fark user image image 425x318]

Any guesses who "VG" could be?
[Fark user image image 408x230]

By the way, that bed is in one large room with a large sectional couch, entertainment center, and a red-red-tiled soaking tub....
[Fark user image image 425x318]
Maybe a professional athlete?

The internet says it's owned by an insurance tycoon.


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2021-11-26 8:04:05 PM  
Makes me glad the cabinets in our laundry room are not up by the ceiling, it's 12 feet tall.
 
2021-11-26 8:07:30 PM  
Yet more proof that having money does not mean you have good taste.
 
2021-11-26 8:20:38 PM  

Dustin_00: The Southern Dandy: Who the fark would pay $6million to live in Redlands?

Somebody with a $60 million home someplace decent, but has to visit Redlands for the relatives.


Lol or you could chopper in from LA or Malibu for probably way less money in the long run
 
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2021-11-26 8:28:11 PM  
I've been wanting to watch, "what they do in the shadows" but never found the place to do it.


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2021-11-26 8:28:45 PM  
That one room with the wooden floor and wainscoting combo was cool, but you'd need to strip everything else out of the room and go with something less gaudy.

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