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(AP News)   The century-old Jersey Shore boardwalk? Fuhgeddaboutit   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, New Jersey, popular boardwalks, blocks of its wooden walkway, concrete substructure of the walkway, Gov. Phil Murphy, need of work, Jersey Shore, overall assessment of the substructure  
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2021-11-26 8:07:26 AM  
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Way to not look like a stereotype, Mr Mayor
 
2021-11-26 9:09:12 AM  

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Way to not look like a stereotype, Mr Mayor


I thought that was Joe Pesci
 
2021-11-26 9:10:39 AM  
This seems totally necessary...it's a magical place
Its always sunny in Philadelphia.- Boardwalk on Jersey shore
Youtube M9YFvWiZyuY
 
2021-11-26 9:11:50 AM  
$80 mil did you say

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2021-11-26 9:14:44 AM  
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'We'll build a boardwalk for the citiot schmucks then sell them bath-tub hooch and hooker services.
It's a gin-win-win!'
 
2021-11-26 9:15:34 AM  
I wish they would improve their arcades. Most of them are just redemption machines (aka, legal gambling for kids), the remaining corner of the venues that have some semblance of arcade games that aren't maintained too well and/or have little to no pinball machines (which also aren't well maintained, such like Gateway 23's two pinball machines).
 
2021-11-26 9:18:20 AM  
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This guy farks.
 
2021-11-26 9:20:09 AM  
DarkSoulNoHope:

I wish they would improve their arcades. Most of them are just redemption machines (aka, legal gambling for kids), whilethe remaining corner of the venues that have some semblance of arcade games that aren't maintained too well and/or have little to no pinball machines (which also aren't well maintained, such like Gateway 23's 26's two pinball machines).

I needed to fix that paragraph I made and fix the venue name I was describing.
 
2021-11-26 9:21:07 AM  
Philly neighborhoods all vacation together at the Shore.  Never have to meet anyone new or lose the accent.
 
2021-11-26 9:22:08 AM  
watch the tramcar please
 
2021-11-26 9:33:27 AM  
"It's like having a '64 Chevy: You can buy a brand new engine for it for $15,000, or you could spend $5,000 on a rebuilt engine that will run just as well,"

Life long New Jersey resident?  A Camaro, I assume.
 
2021-11-26 9:36:06 AM  
Watch the Tram Car Please!
 
2021-11-26 9:41:39 AM  
Bslim:

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Stereotype of a modern jersey girl
 
2021-11-26 9:42:18 AM  

Laobaojun: "It's like having a '64 Chevy: You can buy a brand new engine for it for $15,000, or you could spend $5,000 on a rebuilt engine that will run just as well,"

Life long New Jersey resident?  A Camaro, I assume.


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/Camaro, the official car of 'Peaked in High School'!
 
2021-11-26 9:44:13 AM  
We're gonna see what those racquet boys can do.
 
2021-11-26 9:46:53 AM  
The Pogues - Pachinko
Youtube 1RDO-0eqsCQ
 
2021-11-26 10:02:16 AM  

AuralArgument: Bslim:

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Stereotype of a modern jersey girl


Holy shiat hahahhaha Tina
 
2021-11-26 10:02:42 AM  
Watch the tram car please.
 
2021-11-26 10:09:32 AM  
I grew up there. My teens was Philly, but 7-12 was Wildwood. Poor kid who had a bike had a entire run of the place. Always wanted to write a semi autobiographical story about my adventures. Learning to grow up independent of adult supervision. I was a streetlights kid, I never came home until then.

There are two perspectives because in the winter it's a deserted island-in the summer, it's a resort town that exploded several hundred times in population.

I learned so much there. Everything from street hustling to beached ships from hurricanes.

And Wildwood is more Philly than New York.
 
2021-11-26 10:11:09 AM  
The boardwalk of Theseus?
 
2021-11-26 10:21:54 AM  
Watch the tram car, please.
 
2021-11-26 10:23:15 AM  
Only people born in Jersey can love Jersey.

/true story
//I wasn't
///Lived there for a couple of years
 
2021-11-26 10:34:26 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Only people born in Jersey can love Jersey.

/true story
//I wasn't
///Lived there for a couple of years


Never fails. Someone makes a disparaging comment about Jersey - they never have the shiathole they live in listed on their profile
 
2021-11-26 10:45:31 AM  

Spass_Taschen: jaivirtualcard: Only people born in Jersey can love Jersey.

/true story
//I wasn't
///Lived there for a couple of years

Never fails. Someone makes a disparaging comment about Jersey - they never have the shiathole they live in listed on their profile


NYC to be precise

/I don't list personal info in my profile
//To each his own
 
2021-11-26 11:19:55 AM  

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That's a damn good costume.
 
2021-11-26 12:05:35 PM  
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2021-11-26 12:09:57 PM  

Thosw: The boardwalk of Theseus?


I tried to ship theseus with theseus, but I'm not sure if it's the same.
 
2021-11-26 3:54:44 PM  
Under the Boardwalk
Youtube PSddD6w5SKc
 
2021-11-26 6:13:22 PM  
Watch the tram car, please.
 
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