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2021-11-26 10:24:26 AM  
Ah, so they are like dollar stores
 
2021-11-26 10:26:02 AM  
Can't wait for tomorrow's cop story "Why don't people respect us?"
 
2021-11-26 10:26:49 AM  
 
2021-11-26 10:26:49 AM  
Damn fine police work there Lou.
 
2021-11-26 10:28:44 AM  
This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.
 
2021-11-26 10:28:58 AM  
It's just stuff. Do you want cops getting into a gun battle in the streets or a potentially deadly car chase over stuff?
 
2021-11-26 10:29:50 AM  
Do your job or turn in your badge OATH KEEPER
 
2021-11-26 10:29:50 AM  

oldfool: Ah, so they are like dollar stores


Or basically any store in CA when you steal less than $900 worth of stuff.
 
2021-11-26 10:30:25 AM  
Or are they letting their friends get away with it? Probably not but you have to ask since this looks pretty messed up.
 
2021-11-26 10:31:24 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?
 
2021-11-26 10:32:22 AM  

big pig peaches: It's just stuff. Do you want cops getting into a gun battle in the streets or a potentially deadly car chase over stuff?


Lol, they have done so for MUCH less.  One incident that comes to mind recently started with an air freshener on a rearview mirror.  Ended with someone dead.

All you apologists can GIS it, I'm in a lazy mood today.
 
2021-11-26 10:34:20 AM  
They ask for it every election.
 
2021-11-26 10:34:21 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


But then what would you eat, Cletus? Soy beans and feed corn?
Good luck surviving without smart liberals to take care of you - that ship sailed before you were born.
 
2021-11-26 10:34:49 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


Well hello there, new friend! That's not a provocative statement at all. Some of us may disagree with your sentiments about the West Coast, but we respect your willingness to share your thoughts with us.
 
2021-11-26 10:36:25 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: big pig peaches: It's just stuff. Do you want cops getting into a gun battle in the streets or a potentially deadly car chase over stuff?

Lol, they have done so for MUCH less.  One incident that comes to mind recently started with an air freshener on a rearview mirror.  Ended with someone dead.

All you apologists can GIS it, I'm in a lazy mood today.


So you're going what you asked for. Quit complaining.
 
2021-11-26 10:36:25 AM  

Lochsteppe: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

Well hello there, new friend! That's not a provocative statement at all. Some of us may disagree with your sentiments about the West Coast, but we respect your willingness to share your thoughts with us.


You're not insinuating that there are trolls on Fark, are you?
 
2021-11-26 10:36:35 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


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2021-11-26 10:36:50 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


Need any help with your diapers there, junior?
 
2021-11-26 10:37:19 AM  
So same as if you call 911 while black.
 
2021-11-26 10:40:26 AM  

Kalyco Jack: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?


The economy would recover once the effects of the federal-level policies your voters burden the country with wore off.  ;)
 
2021-11-26 10:40:31 AM  

Kalyco Jack: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?


Shockingly yes, and you don't have to pay $4000/month to live in a closet.  We might not have almonds anymore, but plenty of other food.
 
2021-11-26 10:41:42 AM  
They weren't just watching, they were taking notes.
 
2021-11-26 10:42:21 AM  
So... gangs of cops are robbing weed stores, huh?
 
2021-11-26 10:42:55 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


Lol Ok boomer.
 
2021-11-26 10:43:11 AM  
They were probably in on it
 
2021-11-26 10:43:18 AM  
Another example of cops not even doing the job they're paid to do with basic competence.
 
2021-11-26 10:43:53 AM  
I'm guessing that the store didn't pay this months protection money.

Or the cops were in on it.

Either way, not a good look.

/Something about bad apples, but then I leave out the end part.
 
2021-11-26 10:43:57 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


11 day old sad troll.
 
2021-11-26 10:44:20 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

11 day old sad troll.


Wi
 
2021-11-26 10:44:27 AM  

pueblonative: So same as if you call 911 while black.


They shot the store owner and then planted a gun and crack on him?
 
2021-11-26 10:45:21 AM  

omg bbq: Uchiha_Cycliste: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

11 day old sad troll.

Wi


With the shiattiest of all shiatty boomer anthems as their user name.

Classic low hanging fruit.
 
2021-11-26 10:46:03 AM  

omg bbq: omg bbq: Uchiha_Cycliste: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

11 day old sad troll.

Wi

With the shiattiest of all shiatty boomer anthems as their user name.

Classic low hanging fruit.


Made it easy to add that to the ignore list.
 
2021-11-26 10:46:48 AM  
If the cops arrested them, they wouldn't be prosecuted, so why bother going through the trouble of arresting them and the confrontation associated with it?
 
2021-11-26 10:48:54 AM  

Reverend J: omg bbq: omg bbq: Uchiha_Cycliste: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

11 day old sad troll.

Wi

With the shiattiest of all shiatty boomer anthems as their user name.

Classic low hanging fruit.

Made it easy to add that to the ignore list.


Honestly, it's like they're not even trying.
 
2021-11-26 10:49:48 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


you should've paid closer attention in geology class. we aren't going to fall into the ocean; we're being pushed under the continental plate.
we'll be living underneath you stealing your carrots and potatoes and undermining the foundations of your buildings.
all of us evil hippies and gays and nerds and surfers and brandons living in an underworld beneath you just like jesus said we would.
 
2021-11-26 10:50:35 AM  

alex10294: Kalyco Jack: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?

The economy would recover once the effects of the federal-level policies your voters burden the country with wore off.  ;)


You mean the ones we pay for and the red states consume?
 
2021-11-26 10:50:54 AM  
They recognized guys from the day shift.
 
2021-11-26 10:52:07 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Kalyco Jack: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?

Shockingly yes, and you don't have to pay $4000/month to live in a closet.  We might not have almonds anymore, but plenty of other food.


More of your food comes from the Central Valley than you realize.
 
2021-11-26 10:52:47 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


Tell me you were a Jan 6 participant without teling me you were a Jan 6 participant.
 
2021-11-26 10:53:35 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


Well technically my part is going up, not under and you'd lose the really good weed.
 
2021-11-26 10:55:23 AM  
Meanwhile, walk or breathe while Black and the shiatheels will shoot you dead.
 
2021-11-26 10:55:42 AM  

Kalyco Jack: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?


Fine with us.

Fark off, and keep farking off.
 
2021-11-26 10:56:15 AM  

Godscrack: Do your job or turn in your badge OATH KEEPER


They'll just claim that they cannot respond to marijuana businesses because if they do, then they could be indicted as participants in conspiracy to commit federal crimes.
 
2021-11-26 10:58:34 AM  
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2021-11-26 10:58:40 AM  

gar1013: Kalyco Jack: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

You'd lose like 20% of the American economy if you lost us.

Or is there some sort of hub of economic activity in flyover country I'm unaware of?

Fine with us.

Fark off, and keep farking off.


You sound irate. Did they not have good wine where you celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday? That's a shame, I drank my weight in Lodi Zinfandel.

Had some awesome Brussels sprouts and yams grown right here in county for sides too!
 
2021-11-26 10:59:00 AM  

big pig peaches: SpaceMonkey-66: big pig peaches: It's just stuff. Do you want cops getting into a gun battle in the streets or a potentially deadly car chase over stuff?

Lol, they have done so for MUCH less.  One incident that comes to mind recently started with an air freshener on a rearview mirror.  Ended with someone dead.

All you apologists can GIS it, I'm in a lazy mood today.

So you're going what you asked for. Quit complaining.


Are you high or always this stupid?
 
2021-11-26 11:00:18 AM  

W_Scarlet: Reverend J: omg bbq: omg bbq: Uchiha_Cycliste: SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.

11 day old sad troll.

Wi

With the shiattiest of all shiatty boomer anthems as their user name.

Classic low hanging fruit.

Made it easy to add that to the ignore list.

Honestly, it's like they're not even trying.


sigh. This is just the worst. I for one am demanding a higher class of trolls. Not this low effort trash. Everyone involved in this should be ashamed of them selves.

/trolling used to mean something.
//Pepperidge farm remembers.
///my lawn. Off it!
 
2021-11-26 11:01:24 AM  
I would have to get my attorney to accuse the police department of being involved in the heist.
 
2021-11-26 11:01:29 AM  
SOMEONE got paid off...
 
2021-11-26 11:01:30 AM  

SummerOf69: This will explode into another west coast shiatstorm.

The best things that could happen in this situation is for California, Washington, and Oregon to slide off into the Pacific.

All the tension between the police and citizens would end. It'd be wonderful.
As a side benefit, we'd be rid of the west coast.


But then you would need to get a job.  You are talking about half of the GNP, and we pay taxes, we don't live on the dole like you.  Are you prepared to work and produce enough for your red state welfare buddies?  We have been doing for decades,  I don't think you can handle that kind of responsibilty.
 
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