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2021-11-26 10:45:34 AM  
Well, yeah.
He brought his own poop knife.
 
2021-11-26 10:46:23 AM  
What will Florida Man do next?
 
2021-11-26 11:06:48 AM  
Some people take their pooping time VERY seriously.
 
2021-11-26 11:13:23 AM  
I have always wondered. Say you have to have to go and you are in a public space with no restroom nearby. What do you do? Doing it behind bushes/mailboxes etc would probably be indecent exposure.
 
2021-11-26 11:15:23 AM  
He could have gone for a swim. No one would know if he peed in the Gulf.
 
2021-11-26 11:15:54 AM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2021-11-26 11:16:06 AM  
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/I suffer from Crohn's Disease
 
2021-11-26 11:21:16 AM  

jaivirtualcard: I have always wondered. Say you have to have to go and you are in a public space with no restroom nearby. What do you do? Doing it behind bushes/mailboxes etc would probably be indecent exposure.



How 'near' is 'nearby'?  If you're in a reasonably populated area, you can pretty much always find some sort of restroom even though it might not be (probably won't be) a public restroom in the truest sense of the term.  If there's no real public one available, my next go-to's have been the public facing areas of local universities (lobbies, dining halls, etc.), grocery stores, malls, gas stations, large convenience stores, coffee shops, or fast food places.  Usually roughly in that order of priority.  When you have a problematic body, you learn very fast to know where such places are in your area or where they probably will be if you're in an unfamiliar area.  This is easier of you're dressed and behaving like a "normal" person.
 
2021-11-26 11:26:31 AM  

jaivirtualcard: I have always wondered. Say you have to have to go and you are in a public space with no restroom nearby. What do you do? Doing it behind bushes/mailboxes etc would probably be indecent exposure.


Just don't let anyone see you.

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2021-11-26 11:27:15 AM  
Civilized Communist countries maintain public restrooms.  We don't play that in US Murica because socialisms.
 
2021-11-26 11:27:25 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [memegenerator.net image 468x400]
/I suffer from Crohn's Disease


Digression: I once got confused and called Crohn's Disease "Krang's Disease" which seems... apt.
 
2021-11-26 11:28:17 AM  
Pier 60 employee out front should have told you
 
2021-11-26 11:29:58 AM  

HailRobonia: DarkSoulNoHope: [memegenerator.net image 468x400]
/I suffer from Crohn's Disease

Digression: I once got confused and called Crohn's Disease "Krang's Disease" which seems... apt.


You travel in time or do you fit inside a freaky looking robot?
 
2021-11-26 11:30:39 AM  

AirForceVet: He could have gone for a swim. No one would know if he peed in the Gulf.


Did that before.  Was working a job at VA Beach out on the sand. There was no bathrooms or portapotties. Had a sudden poop emergency.  Took off my shoes and shirt, wandered out into the surf and let loose.
Unfortunately it wasn't solid. I found myself floating in a brown cloud. I paddled away from the chum, scrubbed clean with some ocean sand, then came back feeling much better.
 
2021-11-26 11:33:18 AM  
Well, shiat.

This is the entitled Boomer behavior.

Why should a business open to the public provide basic human services on demand?
Where is the personal responsibility to manage and control one's bodily functions?
Why are machetes legal?
 
2021-11-26 11:37:20 AM  

MythDragon: I found myself floating in a brown cloud.


Who is making those new brown clouds? Who is making those clouds these days?
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2021-11-26 11:38:09 AM  
Woman used the employee bathroom once to change their kids diaper. They were open to anyone in need. About a week later employees were chasing a smell they couldn't find. Found that diaper stuffed into the toilet brush caddy. Our bathrooms were closed from that day forward unless we had a prior relationship with that customer.
 
2021-11-26 11:40:55 AM  

AirForceVet: He could have gone for a swim. No one would know if he peed in the Gulf.


The wheelchair could present some slight challenges with that suggestion.
 
2021-11-26 11:44:41 AM  
I'm kinda impressed he had a machete on him. Dude was prepared.
 
2021-11-26 11:47:20 AM  

ElPrimitivo: AirForceVet: He could have gone for a swim. No one would know if he peed in the Gulf.

The wheelchair could present some slight challenges with that suggestion.


Wheelchair High Dive
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2021-11-26 11:47:24 AM  

Fissile: Civilized Communist countries maintain public restrooms.  We don't play that in US Murica because socialisms.


Around here the parks opened during Covid for social distancing and being able to get out of the house.

Yet despite telling us to wash our hands frequently, they closed all of the bathrooms.
 
2021-11-26 11:48:12 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: HailRobonia: DarkSoulNoHope: [memegenerator.net image 468x400]
/I suffer from Crohn's Disease

Digression: I once got confused and called Crohn's Disease "Krang's Disease" which seems... apt.

You travel in time or do you fit inside a freaky looking robot?


You have a gut with a mind of its own and sinister plans.
 
2021-11-26 11:49:52 AM  
Is it Madison Cawthorn back from the future?
 
2021-11-26 11:50:00 AM  
Is 12" even a 'machete'? Did it have a flat blade?

/or are we just jerkin' off?
 
2021-11-26 11:50:02 AM  
Lucky.  All we got/had were Pier 1's
 
2021-11-26 11:50:41 AM  

Fissile: Civilized Communist countries maintain public restrooms.  We don't play that in US Murica because socialisms.

there's no money in it.

FTFY
 
2021-11-26 12:04:39 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Fissile: Civilized Communist countries maintain public restrooms.  We don't play that in US Murica because socialisms.

Around here the parks opened during Covid for social distancing and being able to get out of the house.

Yet despite telling us to wash our hands frequently, they closed all of the bathrooms.


You might get Covid from anonymous sex
 
2021-11-26 12:07:14 PM  
Ahh, Pinellas County.  I used to work at the Visitors Center on Pier 60. I saw some weird sh*t on a daily basis.
 
2021-11-26 12:26:57 PM  

cautionflag: Fissile: Civilized Communist countries maintain public restrooms.  We don't play that in US Murica because socialisms. there's no money in it.

FTFY


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2021-11-26 12:35:42 PM  

cautionflag: Fissile: Civilized Communist countries maintain public restrooms.  We don't play that in US Murica because socialisms. there's no money in it.

FTFY


I wonder if it costs more to clean urine and poop off the streets and sidewalks than it would cost to maintain public restrooms.

Or maybe they don't and just wait for the rain to take care of it.
 
2021-11-26 12:36:47 PM  

jaivirtualcard: I have always wondered. Say you have to have to go and you are in a public space with no restroom nearby. What do you do? Doing it behind bushes/mailboxes etc would probably be indecent exposure.


It is, if caught all you can do is plead the inability to hold it any longer - which usually doesn't impress judges a lot unless you have a relevant medical condition or one hell of a verifiable other reason as to why you couldn't.  Usually you end up getting charged with something more minor if you made a serious effort to hide, though.  Not always - there are people out there with sex offender list convictions for taking a drunk piss somewhere that people saw.  The more usual lesser disturbing the peace-type conviction is just a misdemeanor and a fine, like a traffic ticket.  The other option... not so much
 
2021-11-26 1:31:35 PM  
Ah, Largo. The Florida of Florida.
 
2021-11-26 3:16:18 PM  
Pier 60? What happened to piers 2-59?
 
2021-11-26 3:41:40 PM  

fzumrk: Pier 60? What happened to piers 2-59?


It was like dominoes, man...

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2021-11-26 3:48:48 PM  
I bet they had pleanty of

Harry Freakstorm: Lucky.  All we got/had were Pier 1's


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Does a  Pier 60 have disco pants and haircuts to go with the wicker furniture?
 
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