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2021-11-26 7:53:59 AM  
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2021-11-26 7:58:26 AM  
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
 
2021-11-26 7:58:56 AM  
My poor cat died a few days ago after about 20 years of good kitty's. I knew she was fading because for once I noticed she wasn't a psychopath.
 
2021-11-26 7:59:46 AM  
CATS ARE JERKS! Try Not to Laugh - Hilarious Grumpy Cats Compilation April 2018 | Funny Pets Videos
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2021-11-26 8:00:18 AM  
She is more of a bully that jumps out from around corners to attack my ankles. I will scare her sometimes when I know she is there and she gets all pissy.
 
2021-11-26 8:09:09 AM  
My cat only really loves me before breakfast. After, she's "meh, piss off, I'm busy with my personal grooming regimen so don't touch me".

She's a good cat.
 
2021-11-26 8:11:15 AM  
My cat is a lovable 'trou du cul'*

/*a$$hole
 
2021-11-26 8:21:59 AM  
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2021-11-26 8:25:48 AM  
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2021-11-26 8:28:53 AM  
I'm not a cat person. But I know they are not all psychopaths.

The ones that are? Good Lord.
 
2021-11-26 8:35:30 AM  
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Chairman Meow wouldn't let me use the sink this morning.
 
2021-11-26 8:35:38 AM  
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2021-11-26 8:37:47 AM  
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Bunny " I'm a cat "

Gizmo " I'm a god "
 
2021-11-26 8:40:10 AM  
My cats are very good to me but occasionally they are jerks to each other.
 
2021-11-26 8:46:04 AM  
Humans are snarling car and plane traffic this weekend.  Neo is pitching in by making sure train schedules are messed up too.
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2021-11-26 8:46:48 AM  
One of our cats likes to curl up under your chin while you are sleeping and then let out a huge sneeze into your mouth.  If you try to move her before the sneeze she lets out the most disgusting fart I've ever smelled.  If you go under the covers she attacks any exposed skin and then starts burrowing under to get you.

Any other time she is very shy and runs away, but once you try to sleep she becomes the cutest fuzziest little monster.
 
2021-11-26 8:51:58 AM  
Oh crap, he's high as he can be.

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2021-11-26 8:52:22 AM  
Of my three, one is a psychopath in a strange way. She will ONLY eat dry cat food or treats. And I seriously mean ONLY. No table food, no wet food, no wild caught animals. Tuna? Nope. Lunch meat? Nope. Mouse she caught? Nope. The scrap of turkey I just offered her? Nope.
 
2021-11-26 8:54:40 AM  

Confabulat: My poor cat died a few days ago after about 20 years of good kitty's. I knew she was fading because for once I noticed she wasn't a psychopath.


Kitty is somewhere having fun  ...
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2021-11-26 8:54:58 AM  

bighairyguy: Humans are snarling car and plane traffic this weekend.  Neo is pitching in by making sure train schedules are messed up too.
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I recognize the Tyco Jell-O box car, I bought one for my dad's set many years ago.
 
2021-11-26 8:55:43 AM  

UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image 425x318]
Chairman Meow wouldn't let me use the sink this morning.


I had a psycho cat called Chairman Meow years ago. In the unlikely event I ever get another one I've already got his name picked out, Meowcescu.
 
2021-11-26 8:55:55 AM  
Is your cat a cat?  Same answer.  Cats are the best.
 
2021-11-26 8:56:07 AM  
Three months ago I got a cat from a local rescue group.  He is a magnificent beast, a year-old mackerel tabby at the physical peak of his life, a real 'tank': fourteen and a half pounds of brute force.

The first month I had him, he was OK, getting used to the layout of my home, and finding his place in it.  However, the second month he got very aggressive and assertive.  He started climbing furniture and opening cabinet doors.  When I attempted to stop him or control him, he became very aggressive.  His attitude was "I'll do what I want, and you can't stop me".  He hissed, clawed, and bit me.  He was truly an asshole.

Fortunately, the rescue group took him back.  He had bitten me hard four times in the last week.  I don't miss him much, and I'm going to be very careful if I do get another cat.  It took a couple of weeks to decompress, and it was like leaving an abusive situation.

I should have known better. He wasn't the 'right' cat for me, since I'm an older lady. What I needed was something cuddly and sweet, but I was mesmerized by his beauty and charisma.  He really is a magnificent cat, but he's definitely going to thrive only in a very understanding home, someone who can control the bastard.
 
2021-11-26 8:57:21 AM  
American Psycho with Cats (OwlKitty parody)
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2021-11-26 8:59:45 AM  
My cat keeps stealing my phone and googling Black Friday slaughters I think it's up to something
 
2021-11-26 9:13:37 AM  
Dunno if my cat's a psycho or not, but found out yesterday that she's a drug addict. Gave our five y.o. female catnip for the first time last night and now all she wants to do is rip the bag open and get at the contents. She went bonkers with the stuff last night, rolling around on the floor like an epileptic.

/ no offense meant to epileptics
 
2021-11-26 9:13:59 AM  
godzilla is a psychopath.

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"but that's just my face"
 
2021-11-26 9:15:00 AM  
My cats insist on sleeping in my lap while I play video games. I think they find comfort in the graphic violence. 
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sometimes I don't want to get up for fear of angering them.
 
2021-11-26 9:20:26 AM  
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This guy is an angel...unless you don't notice he is standing behind you wanting treats.  Then he stabs you in the back of the knee with his claws.
 
2021-11-26 9:21:42 AM  

Confabulat: My poor cat died a few days ago after about 20 years of good kitty's. I knew she was fading because for once I noticed she wasn't a psychopath.


I'm so sorry for your loss!
 
2021-11-26 9:32:21 AM  

Confabulat: My poor cat died a few days ago after about 20 years of good kitty's. I knew she was fading because for once I noticed she wasn't a psychopath.


I'm so sorry for your loss. One of my cats died in March after several months' illness. All her life she'd been what some would call mean or antisocial, and at the end she became very loving and what humans consider well behaved.

/I miss that little girl so much
 
2021-11-26 9:34:56 AM  
Perhaps cats are not assholes.

Perhaps cats are dicks, and it is YOU who are the assholes.
 
2021-11-26 9:35:33 AM  
This psychopath used to bring me home baby possums, still alive. RIP Tigger the Terrible Terrifying Tiger.


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2021-11-26 9:43:19 AM  
Cats are responsible for Covid. I base this claim on my preconceived notions and worldview therefore have no need to back it up with corroborating evidence. It's just true.
 
2021-11-26 9:46:09 AM  
Want peace in your house ?   YOU have to be the Alpha... once that understanding has been reached, fighting and bullying pretty much stops.. squirt bottles and NO !  for re-enforcement when needed.. cats actually do have a reason for what they do, and if you have long term cats, you can figure out why..  nature controls animals, not free will, and understanding that is a key to a peaceful house.. a cat has a ritual and doesn't like changes to that, kinda like us.  Understand their needs and you have peace.
 
2021-11-26 9:46:22 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Perhaps cats are not assholes.

Perhaps cats are dicks, and it is YOU who are the assholes.


Nope. Cats are assholes. :)
 
2021-11-26 9:46:45 AM  
My cat died of a brain tumor. We knew something was wrong when his personality changed from grumpy and wary to outgoing and friendly
 
2021-11-26 9:47:34 AM  
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My Diesel Weasel would maybe score a 5 on that quiz. He used to love high places but at 15 years old he's having trouble jumping that high. As for prey, he couldn't catch a cold. The most dominating thing he does is demand at least 5 minutes of head-boops and snuggles when he sees me every morning. He's also incredibly tolerant of how my kids treat him. My middle one in particular likes to rough house with him like a dog.

A month ago we started giving him gabapentin for his pancreatitis and it's suddenly like he's 5 years younger! It's been wonderful!
 
2021-11-26 9:56:58 AM  

Confabulat: My poor cat died a few days ago after about 20 years of good kitty's. I knew she was fading because for once I noticed she wasn't a psychopath.


Ugh I'm so sorry!!
 
2021-11-26 9:58:10 AM  

Aussie_As: UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image 425x318]
Chairman Meow wouldn't let me use the sink this morning.

I had a psycho cat called Chairman Meow years ago. In the unlikely event I ever get another one I've already got his name picked out, Meowcescu.


That's better than Mewssolini.
 
2021-11-26 10:00:44 AM  

Aussie_As: UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image 425x318]
Chairman Meow wouldn't let me use the sink this morning.

I had a psycho cat called Chairman Meow years ago. In the unlikely event I ever get another one I've already got his name picked out, Meowcescu.


If I get another kitty at some point (my current one is 13+) it's name will be astro, short for catastrophe.

/Toilet train your cat....it's really easy
//12+ years of no litter in my life
///It took about 5 weeks
 
2021-11-26 10:01:20 AM  
I have one that's not a psycho. He's very sweet. Nearly lost him last week. He's always following me and cuddling with me. Very sweet to everyone that visits.  A very good cat. My other cat is just a skittish one. But he's the instigator of fights, plate licker, trash eater, bite you when you try and give him meds or pet him too much kind of cat. I love him but he's a lot at times. But I think he was feral before I adopted him. I'm the only human he's comfortable with so I'd never give him up. He's just my little loving brat for his life.
 
2021-11-26 10:01:36 AM  
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Cats thet are well fed play with prey

Stop feeding your cat and they will stop playing. The dominating scales however will go to 11.
 
2021-11-26 10:02:16 AM  
 
2021-11-26 10:03:48 AM  
This thread is really selling me on getting a cat.
 
2021-11-26 10:04:28 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Aussie_As: UNC_Samurai: [Fark user image 425x318]
Chairman Meow wouldn't let me use the sink this morning.

I had a psycho cat called Chairman Meow years ago. In the unlikely event I ever get another one I've already got his name picked out, Meowcescu.

That's better than Mewssolini.


Ceauses-meau
/Mieux?
 
2021-11-26 10:07:15 AM  
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Groucho says, "Bah! Humbug!"
 
2021-11-26 10:11:37 AM  
Both of my cats are liquid cats.  My daughter's cat however....
 
2021-11-26 10:12:42 AM  
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Bo did catch a bird once, not sure how. He definitely had no idea what to do with it.
He's about 50% dog. He loves belly rubs, he's clumsy, he's pretty easy to train to do things, and he's constantly running to the door to see who's there.
He even enjoys going to the vet. So many new people to meet.
 
2021-11-26 10:13:38 AM  

SUMMERSN0WS: Confabulat: My poor cat died a few days ago after about 20 years of good kitty's. I knew she was fading because for once I noticed she wasn't a psychopath.

I'm so sorry for your loss. One of my cats died in March after several months' illness. All her life she'd been what some would call mean or antisocial, and at the end she became very loving and what humans consider well behaved.

/I miss that little girl so much


That's really interesting.  My bratty cat (whom I love very much) became much more loving and clingy several months ago. He usually likes to keep his distance. I attributed it to old age but it turns out he had a major liver disorder that required surgery.  So I do keep a watch on personality with my cats. Both displayed changes when they were ill.
 
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