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461 clicks; posted to Food » on 25 Nov 2021 at 10:20 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black
 
6 days ago  

Billy Liar: I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black


Ground up, in the freezer, is what I had read earlier.
 
6 days ago  
Bailey's
 
6 days ago  

Billy Liar: I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black


I like my coffee like I like my women, black and stronger than me.
 
6 days ago  
I won't put the peanut butter in the coffee, I'll spread it on some toast. Eating that with hot coffee is great.
 
6 days ago  

freddyV: Billy Liar: I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black

I like my coffee like I like my women, black and stronger than me.


I like my coffee like I like my women.  Without excessive pubic hair.
 
6 days ago  
I like more coffee in my coffee. Don't overthink it.
 
6 days ago  
Bosch Tassimo Coffee Machine - Making a LATTE MACCHIATO
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/Except I prefer the caramel latte.
 
6 days ago  
Weed infused ghee and coconut oil makes for a nice cup of coffee, although with enough forethought a regular cup of coffee with a "baked" treat is even nicer.
 
6 days ago  
Eggnog
 
6 days ago  

propasaurus: Eggnog


That sounds good. And Hai There.
 
6 days ago  

arkansized: propasaurus: Eggnog

That sounds good. And Hai There.


o/
 
6 days ago  
Chocolate. I'm a sucker for a mocha and the calories

/age has made me cut back
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Fermented, hulled, sealed in a burlap bag, transported overseas through shady networks of broker, roasted over high heat, pulverized, extracted with boiling water, spilled on my shirt.
 
6 days ago  
I like a light roast coffee brewed strong with a lot of cream and a little sweetener.  Sometimes I will add a little cinnamon.  sometimes I will add a little kahlua.
 
6 days ago  
Irish whiskey. If it's after 12 noon, I sometimes add cream and sugar, too.
 
6 days ago  

GardenWeasel: Bailey's


This is the correct answer. The only thing that's gotten me through the first halves of several days at my in-laws. God bless Bailey's.
 
6 days ago  
Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee
 
6 days ago  

Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee


Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing
 
Ant
6 days ago  
Cream only
 
6 days ago  
Nutella.  Seriously.  Do that.

/subby
//thanks for correcting the typo, modmins
//3
 
6 days ago  
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
-Eddie Izzard
 
6 days ago  
If you wanted a cup of peanut butter why'd you order coffee?
 
6 days ago  

JustLookin: GardenWeasel: Bailey's

This is the correct answer. The only thing that's gotten me through the first halves of several days at my in-laws. God bless Bailey's.


I hate Baileys. Just the smell of it makes me feel unwell.

But it goes amazingly well in coffee
 
6 days ago  
If I bother with it, a bit of milk, or a bit of zero calorie syrup.  Alternatively, toss it, make a proper cup of tea, bit of honey, and enjoy
 
6 days ago  
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gettin slow around here
 
6 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing


I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.
 
6 days ago  
I like my coffee the way I like my women, in a burlap bag, slung over the back of a donkey.
 
6 days ago  
Also yes. Black as my soul, doctored with whiskey and cream. Brewed with chocolate in the filter, just a splash of milk. Or gimme the French vanilla creamer.

Mocha? OK. Pumpkin spice? OK.

Flavored lattes hides the charred burnt sins of the makers.

Great coffee is almost an oil and black as pitch.

It's only been a couple times i was served coffee and decided there was no fixing the sins of the brewer. A cold nitro brew in AR. And a terrible mocha in UT.
 
6 days ago  

dereksmalls: I like my coffee the way I like my women, in a burlap bag, slung over the back of a donkey.


I like my coffee ☕ like I like my women: over flowing with cream. Wait. That's how I like to leave women.
 
6 days ago  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.


Probably the nature screaming - trust me, no matter what you're into - choking and streaming snot just isn't an attractive look on anyone
 
6 days ago  
I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, strong, and good.
 
6 days ago  

Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee


I'm sorry you have the genetics of a Mormon.
 
6 days ago  

fugeeface: I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, strong, and good.


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
6 days ago  
I ordered coffee without cream, and they said we're out of cream, would you like without milk?
 
6 days ago  
I like my coffee like I like my women- leaving me with a burning sensation in my crotch.
 
6 days ago  
Cold brew. Splash of half and half, and home made simple syrup. I use 1 cup demerara sugar and 1 cup water. Fits perfectly into one of those condiment squeeze bottles. How much of each ingredient depends on my mood when I wake up. Some times I double up on the concentrate if I need a quick jolt and won't have time to enjoy a second glass. But usually just 2oz of concentrate. Everything in a 15oz glass. No ice, because all the ingredients are already cold.
 
6 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.

Probably the nature screaming - trust me, no matter what you're into - choking and streaming snot just isn't an attractive look on anyone


Welp we haven't dated some of the same people!
 
6 days ago  

Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee


Obviously your opinion is the correct one, and the entire rest of the world is wrong.
 
6 days ago  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.


When my wife was pregnant she could not stand the smell of coffee.  It totally repulsed her.

First thing she did after giving birth was rediscover her love.
 
6 days ago  
Find a coffee bean / roast you like. After that you really don't need to put anything in it.

My 3 go-to's-
Cravens Coffee Breakfast blend
Kicking Horse Kick ass
Zibetto beans from NYC

I do enjoy cafe de olla when I'm in Mexico. Cinnamon and brown sugar..can't go wrong with that.
 
6 days ago  

BizarreMan: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.

When my wife was pregnant she could not stand the smell of coffee.  It totally repulsed her.

First thing she did after giving birth was rediscover her love.


Your child is obviously the spawn of Satan...

You know what you must do.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Interesting, not one person mentioned salt so far. Since I'm lactose intolerant if I go somewhere without non-dairy creamer or plant milk I'll get it black and add a dash of salt. At home I use french vanilla cremer and lactose free half and half.
 
6 days ago  
Sharp cheddar cheese & coffee is good. I don't put the cheese in the coffee, but I do take a bite & a drink of coffee at the same time.
 
6 days ago  
The best coffee is no coffee.


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6 days ago  
Protein powder or vanilla protein shake instead of creamer.
 
6 days ago  

Excelsior: The best coffee is no coffee.


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Wayne Brady gonna choke a biatch
 
6 days ago  
Not super picky about coffee, but always drink it black, no sweetener.

Pretty spoiled on quality ever since a small roaster opened up about 3 miles from my house.

Yes I realize I could roast my own, but I need to draw the line somewhere on food DIY projects, and even though she drinks a cup every day, coffee is not a good battle to try to fight in terms of convincing my wife it's worth the extra work.
 
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