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2021-11-25 6:21:36 PM  
I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black
 
2021-11-25 6:26:09 PM  

Billy Liar: I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black


Ground up, in the freezer, is what I had read earlier.
 
2021-11-25 6:31:14 PM  
Bailey's
 
2021-11-25 6:49:13 PM  

Billy Liar: I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black


I like my coffee like I like my women, black and stronger than me.
 
2021-11-25 6:57:35 PM  
I won't put the peanut butter in the coffee, I'll spread it on some toast. Eating that with hot coffee is great.
 
2021-11-25 6:59:11 PM  

freddyV: Billy Liar: I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmen....Strong, Bitter, and Black

I like my coffee like I like my women, black and stronger than me.


I like my coffee like I like my women.  Without excessive pubic hair.
 
2021-11-25 7:41:00 PM  
I like more coffee in my coffee. Don't overthink it.
 
2021-11-25 7:48:28 PM  
Bosch Tassimo Coffee Machine - Making a LATTE MACCHIATO
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/Except I prefer the caramel latte.
 
2021-11-25 8:29:23 PM  
Weed infused ghee and coconut oil makes for a nice cup of coffee, although with enough forethought a regular cup of coffee with a "baked" treat is even nicer.
 
2021-11-25 8:49:25 PM  
Eggnog
 
2021-11-25 8:51:10 PM  

propasaurus: Eggnog


That sounds good. And Hai There.
 
2021-11-25 8:52:58 PM  

arkansized: propasaurus: Eggnog

That sounds good. And Hai There.


o/
 
2021-11-25 8:55:10 PM  
Chocolate. I'm a sucker for a mocha and the calories

/age has made me cut back
 
2021-11-25 8:57:24 PM  
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2021-11-25 9:06:49 PM  
Fermented, hulled, sealed in a burlap bag, transported overseas through shady networks of broker, roasted over high heat, pulverized, extracted with boiling water, spilled on my shirt.
 
2021-11-25 9:15:59 PM  
I like a light roast coffee brewed strong with a lot of cream and a little sweetener.  Sometimes I will add a little cinnamon.  sometimes I will add a little kahlua.
 
2021-11-25 9:25:16 PM  
Irish whiskey. If it's after 12 noon, I sometimes add cream and sugar, too.
 
2021-11-25 10:26:11 PM  

GardenWeasel: Bailey's


This is the correct answer. The only thing that's gotten me through the first halves of several days at my in-laws. God bless Bailey's.
 
2021-11-25 10:30:32 PM  
Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee
 
2021-11-25 10:36:30 PM  

Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee


Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing
 
Ant
2021-11-25 10:43:31 PM  
Cream only
 
2021-11-25 10:46:01 PM  
Nutella.  Seriously.  Do that.

/subby
//thanks for correcting the typo, modmins
//3
 
2021-11-25 10:46:27 PM  
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
-Eddie Izzard
 
2021-11-25 10:53:14 PM  
If you wanted a cup of peanut butter why'd you order coffee?
 
2021-11-25 10:55:48 PM  

JustLookin: GardenWeasel: Bailey's

This is the correct answer. The only thing that's gotten me through the first halves of several days at my in-laws. God bless Bailey's.


I hate Baileys. Just the smell of it makes me feel unwell.

But it goes amazingly well in coffee
 
2021-11-25 10:59:12 PM  
If I bother with it, a bit of milk, or a bit of zero calorie syrup.  Alternatively, toss it, make a proper cup of tea, bit of honey, and enjoy
 
2021-11-25 10:59:53 PM  
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gettin slow around here
 
2021-11-25 11:01:29 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing


I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.
 
2021-11-25 11:06:37 PM  
I like my coffee the way I like my women, in a burlap bag, slung over the back of a donkey.
 
2021-11-25 11:08:18 PM  
Also yes. Black as my soul, doctored with whiskey and cream. Brewed with chocolate in the filter, just a splash of milk. Or gimme the French vanilla creamer.

Mocha? OK. Pumpkin spice? OK.

Flavored lattes hides the charred burnt sins of the makers.

Great coffee is almost an oil and black as pitch.

It's only been a couple times i was served coffee and decided there was no fixing the sins of the brewer. A cold nitro brew in AR. And a terrible mocha in UT.
 
2021-11-25 11:13:04 PM  

dereksmalls: I like my coffee the way I like my women, in a burlap bag, slung over the back of a donkey.


I like my coffee ☕ like I like my women: over flowing with cream. Wait. That's how I like to leave women.
 
2021-11-25 11:16:26 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.


Probably the nature screaming - trust me, no matter what you're into - choking and streaming snot just isn't an attractive look on anyone
 
2021-11-25 11:46:20 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, strong, and good.
 
2021-11-25 11:47:16 PM  

Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee


I'm sorry you have the genetics of a Mormon.
 
2021-11-25 11:47:47 PM  

fugeeface: I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, strong, and good.


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
2021-11-26 12:05:02 AM  
I ordered coffee without cream, and they said we're out of cream, would you like without milk?
 
2021-11-26 12:06:42 AM  
I like my coffee like I like my women- leaving me with a burning sensation in my crotch.
 
2021-11-26 12:16:59 AM  
Cold brew. Splash of half and half, and home made simple syrup. I use 1 cup demerara sugar and 1 cup water. Fits perfectly into one of those condiment squeeze bottles. How much of each ingredient depends on my mood when I wake up. Some times I double up on the concentrate if I need a quick jolt and won't have time to enjoy a second glass. But usually just 2oz of concentrate. Everything in a 15oz glass. No ice, because all the ingredients are already cold.
 
2021-11-26 12:23:08 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.

Probably the nature screaming - trust me, no matter what you're into - choking and streaming snot just isn't an attractive look on anyone


Welp we haven't dated some of the same people!
 
2021-11-26 12:34:22 AM  

Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee


Obviously your opinion is the correct one, and the entire rest of the world is wrong.
 
2021-11-26 12:36:29 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.


When my wife was pregnant she could not stand the smell of coffee.  It totally repulsed her.

First thing she did after giving birth was rediscover her love.
 
2021-11-26 12:41:22 AM  
Find a coffee bean / roast you like. After that you really don't need to put anything in it.

My 3 go-to's-
Cravens Coffee Breakfast blend
Kicking Horse Kick ass
Zibetto beans from NYC

I do enjoy cafe de olla when I'm in Mexico. Cinnamon and brown sugar..can't go wrong with that.
 
2021-11-26 12:43:37 AM  

BizarreMan: Axeofjudgement: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Summoner101: Pour it in a mug, dump it down the sink, and then replace it with a more respectable drink.

/always hated the smell of coffee

Love the smell of coffee in and of itself, too bad I'm allergic as hell and it'll make me look like a recruit on gas mask training day.  But it is a nice smell, for the 2 seconds before I start spewing mucus and choking, sneezing, and otherwise having a hell of a time breathing

I either feel truly sad for you. Or my mind is screaming "nature's way of saying do not touch".

All gods, even mine, are false on the alter of Java.

Hell? Heaven? Asgard? Hel? Valhalla?  Meaningless. Each day can only begin with the beans of truth.

When my wife was pregnant she could not stand the smell of coffee.  It totally repulsed her.

First thing she did after giving birth was rediscover her love.


Your child is obviously the spawn of Satan...

You know what you must do.
 
2021-11-26 12:53:03 AM  
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2021-11-26 12:55:51 AM  
Interesting, not one person mentioned salt so far. Since I'm lactose intolerant if I go somewhere without non-dairy creamer or plant milk I'll get it black and add a dash of salt. At home I use french vanilla cremer and lactose free half and half.
 
2021-11-26 1:02:24 AM  
Sharp cheddar cheese & coffee is good. I don't put the cheese in the coffee, but I do take a bite & a drink of coffee at the same time.
 
2021-11-26 1:12:22 AM  
The best coffee is no coffee.


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2021-11-26 1:15:03 AM  
Protein powder or vanilla protein shake instead of creamer.
 
2021-11-26 1:15:49 AM  

Excelsior: The best coffee is no coffee.


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Wayne Brady gonna choke a biatch
 
2021-11-26 1:34:48 AM  
Not super picky about coffee, but always drink it black, no sweetener.

Pretty spoiled on quality ever since a small roaster opened up about 3 miles from my house.

Yes I realize I could roast my own, but I need to draw the line somewhere on food DIY projects, and even though she drinks a cup every day, coffee is not a good battle to try to fight in terms of convincing my wife it's worth the extra work.
 
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