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(WCAX Vermont)   Behold the criminal mastermind who burgled not one, not two, but three, count them, three Quick Stops in one morning   (wcax.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Convenience store, early morning break-ins, convenience stores, Harry Burns, Williston man, Williston police, WILLISTON, Police  
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1826 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2021 at 6:14 PM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
If they were long stops he'd only have managed one of them.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
It's a damn sin TFA doesn't tell us what Chuckles here stole.

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3 days ago  
Bunch of savages in this town.
 
TWX
3 days ago  

Mugato: [Fark user image 259x194]


And through the diligence and work ethic of staff like him they managed to open that day anyway:

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3 days ago  
Soooo, no 7-11's in Vermont?
Must be a west coast thing.
*shrugs*
 
3 days ago  

Doctor Funkenstein: It's a damn sin TFA doesn't tell us what Chuckles here stole.

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Based on the beard I'm guessing vape cartridges.
 
3 days ago  
After searching his home and vehicle on Nov. 23, Williston police arrested Burns and cited him for burglary and unlawful mischief in all three cases.

Unlawful mischief sounds about as severe as lollygagging.
 
3 days ago  
Might as well work, if you are going to be that busy
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: [Fark user image image 259x194]


Suspect:

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TWX
3 days ago  

skybird659: Soooo, no 7-11's in Vermont?
Must be a west coast thing.
*shrugs*


In TFA, "quick stops," is printed without caps.  It could be that this means a type of retailer, not a particular company of retailer, like the use of the term, "convenience store," or, "bodega."
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Should have stopped at 2. But he got greedy.
 
3 days ago  

RTOGUY: Doctor Funkenstein: It's a damn sin TFA doesn't tell us what Chuckles here stole.

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Based on the beard I'm guessing vape cartridges.


He strikes me as a guy who eats a lot of Skittles.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
37!?
 
3 days ago  
How much money could you score robbing a convenience store, especially early in the morning?
 
3 days ago  

Doctor Funkenstein: It's a damn sin TFA doesn't tell us what Chuckles here stole.


I'm going with one individual Slim Jim from each store and then a pair of unneeded reading glasses from the last stop
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: [Fark user image 259x194]


Fun fact: In the original script Dante gets killed at the end of the movie, shot by some robber.
 
3 days ago  

skybird659: Soooo, no 7-11's in Vermont?
Must be a west coast thing.
*shrugs*


It's definitely a regional thing but they're not limited to the west coast.  I've seen them in Michigan and Illinois.  Pretty sure I saw some in the Denver area too.
 
3 days ago  

Mock26: Mugato: [Fark user image 259x194]

Fun fact: In the original script Dante gets killed at the end of the movie, shot by some robber.


Yeah, the scene's on youtube.Smith was smart to cut it.
 
3 days ago  
If you have hair and beard like that and wear glasses then wear sunglasses during the robbery (hides the color of your eyes) and then afterwards shave off the beard and cut the hair really short. It might not stop you from being recognized in a line up but from a distance you will not draw any attention. But, do not listen to me. Stupid criminals are actually a good thing to have around. They practically turn themselves in.
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: Mock26: Mugato: [Fark user image 259x194]

Fun fact: In the original script Dante gets killed at the end of the movie, shot by some robber.

Yeah, the scene's on youtube.Smith was smart to cut it.


I saw it on the DVD, which was a port from Laserdisk. #GetOffMyLawn
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: Might as well work, if you are going to be that busy


Work?  FICA is the real thief.
 
3 days ago  
He was this close to having enough inventory to open his own quick stop.
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: Mock26: Mugato: [Fark user image 259x194]

Fun fact: In the original script Dante gets killed at the end of the movie, shot by some robber.

Yeah, the scene's on youtube.Smith was smart to cut it.


I agree. I can understand why he opted for that in the first place, it really hits home with a sledgehammer the whole "I'm not even supposed to be here refrain." But the reshot ending is much better. Oh I do like dark endings in movies but killing Dante was a level of darkness that just did not match the rest of the movie.
 
3 days ago  

Doctor Funkenstein: RTOGUY: Doctor Funkenstein: It's a damn sin TFA doesn't tell us what Chuckles here stole.

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Based on the beard I'm guessing vape cartridges.

He strikes me as a guy who eats a lot of Skittles.


Then it's a good thing he's white 'cause Skittles got Trayvon killed!
 
3 days ago  

Mock26: I agree. I can understand why he opted for that in the first place, it really hits home with a sledgehammer the whole "I'm not even supposed to be here refrain."


And he said he liked Empire because life is a series of downer endings. But that would have been too serious for an otherwise goofball comedy.

And it'd put the kibosh on the animated show and sequels.
 
3 days ago  

Glitchwerks: After searching his home and vehicle on Nov. 23, Williston police arrested Burns and cited him for burglary and unlawful mischief in all three cases.

Unlawful mischief sounds about as severe as lollygagging.


Or causing a ruckus
 
3 days ago  

skybird659: Doctor Funkenstein: RTOGUY: Doctor Funkenstein: It's a damn sin TFA doesn't tell us what Chuckles here stole.

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Based on the beard I'm guessing vape cartridges.

He strikes me as a guy who eats a lot of Skittles.

Then it's a good thing he's white 'cause Skittles got Trayvon killed!


Don't oversimplify things.  He also had a can of Arizona iced tea.  That's a dangerous combination.  Zimmerman was totally justified in ignoring 9-11 dispatcher's advice and chasing him down and starting a fight.  And then when the big tough Zimmerman was getting his ass whooped by a skinny teenager he was justified in shooting him.
 
3 days ago  
Mugato:

If it's 3am & the cashier is nodding off on heroin....you just take their place.
 
3 days ago  
Mock26:

Plus they keep the attention off the pros.
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: How much money could you score robbing a convenience store, especially early in the morning?


They are calling it burglary.  To be that, the stores had to be closed.  Burglary is breaking and entry, otherwise it would be robbery.
 
3 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: waxbeans: Might as well work, if you are going to be that busy

Work?  FICA is the real thief.


I'm 47. Worked a ton as a kid.
I don't mind FICA.
Even in my 20s. People I knew would cry about People on welfare.  And what not.
Me? Nope.
I've worked for crap  Entrepreneur scumbags.  Of all kinds.  And. Have seen horrible things happen to people in my city. Like coming to work and it bring padlocks.
People who cry about fica don't know crap and haven't seen crap.
Like the boss saying lunch during the week was the pay.
Or how about a pay check that bounces.
No.
I'm happy when my only people is fica.
 
3 days ago  

loral: Mugato: How much money could you score robbing a convenience store, especially early in the morning?

They are calling it burglary.  To be that, the stores had to be closed.  Burglary is breaking and entry, otherwise it would be robbery.


From the article: "early morning break-ins at convenience stores"

Unless he was able to get into the safe he probably got away with no cash at all.
 
3 days ago  
Roble roble
 
3 days ago  

Last Man on Earth: Bunch of savages in this town.


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In a row?!
 
3 days ago  

Neondistraction: skybird659: Soooo, no 7-11's in Vermont?
Must be a west coast thing.
*shrugs*

It's definitely a regional thing but they're not limited to the west coast.  I've seen them in Michigan and Illinois.  Pretty sure I saw some in the Denver area too.


711s are literally everywhere.
 
VYV
3 days ago  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Neondistraction: skybird659: Soooo, no 7-11's in Vermont?
Must be a west coast thing.
*shrugs*

It's definitely a regional thing but they're not limited to the west coast.  I've seen them in Michigan and Illinois.  Pretty sure I saw some in the Denver area too.

711s are literally everywhere.


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Thank you come rob again!
 
3 days ago  

RepoManTSM: 37!?


Don't try and rob any stores on your way through the parking lot!
 
3 days ago  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Neondistraction: skybird659: Soooo, no 7-11's in Vermont?
Must be a west coast thing.
*shrugs*

It's definitely a regional thing but they're not limited to the west coast.  I've seen them in Michigan and Illinois.  Pretty sure I saw some in the Denver area too.

711s are literally everywhere.


Not in Indiana or Kentucky that I've seen.  Used to be one 7-11 in Indianapolis but it's a Citgo or a Circle K now.
 
3 days ago  
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could have been worse
get a mop
 
3 days ago  
He can't he won't and he quick STOP
 
3 days ago  
He could have hit at least a dozen "In and Out" convenience stores instead.
 
3 days ago  

Mugato: Mock26: Mugato: [Fark user image 259x194]

Fun fact: In the original script Dante gets killed at the end of the movie, shot by some robber.

Yeah, the scene's on youtube.Smith was smart to cut it.


Even Anne Frank could see how that ending would have made Clerks 2 impossible.
 
3 days ago  

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2 days ago  
thats a lot of chewlies gum.
 
2 days ago  
Harry Burns
 
2 days ago  

AuralArgument: Mugato:

If it's 3am & the cashier is nodding off on heroin....you just take their place.


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