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2021-11-25 11:53:24 AM  
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2021-11-25 2:36:36 PM  
Here i thought it was goung to be about that old bat madonna showing her tits like the attention wh0re she is.  Give it up already, old lady.  No one cares.
 
2021-11-25 2:41:27 PM  
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2021-11-25 2:45:39 PM  
The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.
 
2021-11-25 2:52:18 PM  
Unless it's nudie pics I'm not interested.
 
2021-11-25 3:01:20 PM  

Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.


Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.
 
2021-11-25 3:20:49 PM  

jackandwater: Here i thought it was goung to be about that old bat madonna showing her tits like the attention wh0re she is.  Give it up already, old lady.  No one cares.


I feel like Madonna doesn't know how to get people's attention anymore. When she was young this was shocking and that was part of her appeal, but now lots of artists are showing off their bits and doing "shocking" things. It's not really "newsworthy" anymore.
 
2021-11-25 3:26:10 PM  

4seasons85!: jackandwater: Here i thought it was goung to be about that old bat madonna showing her tits like the attention wh0re she is.  Give it up already, old lady.  No one cares.

I feel like Madonna doesn't know how to get people's attention anymore. When she was young this was shocking and that was part of her appeal, but now lots of artists are showing off their bits and doing "shocking" things. It's not really "newsworthy" anymore.


Madonna didn't even do it first. Janet Ballion, aka Catwoman, aka Siouxsie Sioux used to go to Sex Pistols shows with her whole boobs out. More to just freak people out, but I guess that's attention too. Love the Siouxsie Sioux.
 
2021-11-25 3:33:06 PM  

cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.


You have to understand that most of the shade being thrown her way is completely performative. She was caught transgressing the the past, so as long as I continue to decry her actions, I must be one of the "good" ones.

She has no path to redemption, because the outcries really are not about her.

/see also: a big chunk of Fark
 
2021-11-25 3:37:26 PM  
Eyebrow transplant?
What happened to the old ones?

/crosses eyebrows off the organ donation card.
 
2021-11-25 3:38:32 PM  

cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.


Sometimes I think people think nice people are weak and fake-nice. Like they truly believe all people are seething psychopaths deep down inside and the nice people are better at hiding it than mean people...so when mean people just own it and aren't phased by being an asshole they respect them. It's farked up.
 
2021-11-25 3:54:30 PM  
If it's any consolation to her, I have no idea who she is.
 
2021-11-25 3:57:06 PM  

Smashed Hat: If it's any consolation to her, I have no idea who she is.


She's married to John Legend and is annoying.
 
2021-11-25 3:58:06 PM  

cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.


Modern 'Murica.
 
2021-11-25 3:58:59 PM  

Kitty2.0: cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.

Sometimes I think people think nice people are weak and fake-nice. Like they truly believe all people are seething psychopaths deep down inside and the nice people are better at hiding it than mean people...so when mean people just own it and aren't phased by being an asshole they respect them. It's farked up.


Empathy and compassion are "feminine" traits*. Can't have that!


*Of course they're not, unless you have brain worms.
 
2021-11-25 4:11:37 PM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Kitty2.0: cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.

Sometimes I think people think nice people are weak and fake-nice. Like they truly believe all people are seething psychopaths deep down inside and the nice people are better at hiding it than mean people...so when mean people just own it and aren't phased by being an asshole they respect them. It's farked up.

Empathy and compassion are "feminine" traits*. Can't have that!


*Of course they're not, unless you have brain worms.


I guess it could be as simple as that. Nice guys finish in the shower and all that *waves hand* bullsnot.
 
2021-11-25 4:21:47 PM  
This is why I'm not on Twitter
 
2021-11-25 5:11:31 PM  

jackandwater: Here i thought it was goung to be about that old bat madonna showing her tits like the attention wh0re she is.  Give it up already, old lady.  No one cares.


Get a load of THIS guy!
 
2021-11-25 5:28:56 PM  
Not sure what is sadder. Is it the D lister that posts silly and vapid things on Twitter, or is it the people that follow and offer snarky replies to D List celebrities?

It's C: Me taking the time on Turkey Day to show how much I don't care. That's the saddest.
 
2021-11-25 5:52:27 PM  

Kitty2.0: cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.

Sometimes I think people think nice people are weak and fake-nice. Like they truly believe all people are seething psychopaths deep down inside and the nice people are better at hiding it than mean people...so when mean people just own it and aren't phased by being an asshole they respect them. It's farked up.


Yes, we know Republicans exist.
 
2021-11-25 6:29:23 PM  
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2021-11-25 7:04:43 PM  

AdrienVeidt: Kitty2.0: cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.

Sometimes I think people think nice people are weak and fake-nice. Like they truly believe all people are seething psychopaths deep down inside and the nice people are better at hiding it than mean people...so when mean people just own it and aren't phased by being an asshole they respect them. It's farked up.

Yes, we know Republicans exist.


Take a load off, go hump your goat
 
2021-11-25 11:52:29 PM  
I don't really know who this person is or why they are famous and something tells me I'm a better person for it.
 
2021-11-26 1:21:33 AM  

4seasons85!: jackandwater: Here i thought it was goung to be about that old bat madonna showing her tits like the attention wh0re she is.  Give it up already, old lady.  No one cares.

I feel like Madonna doesn't know how to get people's attention anymore. When she was young this was shocking and that was part of her appeal, but now lots of artists are showing off their bits and doing "shocking" things. It's not really "newsworthy" anymore.


I whole heartedly agree.  I can remember wh we n actors and musicians had to have actual talent and not just a shtick.
 
2021-11-26 1:24:18 AM  

buntz: jackandwater: Here i thought it was goung to be about that old bat madonna showing her tits like the attention wh0re she is.  Give it up already, old lady.  No one cares.

Get a load of THIS guy!


I'm a gal, old broad actually.  But i don't go around attention wh0ring.
 
2021-11-26 8:24:08 AM  

cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.


She told a teenager in direct messages to kill herself, and Twitter found out.
 
2021-11-26 8:41:08 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: cherryl taggart: Jack Sabbath: The problem isn't Teigen's new eyebrows. The problem is Twitter, which is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

She doesn't have to go there or post anything but neither should assholes get butthurt when she posts something harmless, innocuous and stupid.

Everyone seems to want to pay her back for all the shade she threw in the past.  She's gotten sober, and has tried to make amends on some level, which apparently really ticks off other people.  It's weird.  Someone can be just as mean as a snake and it's ok, but someone trying to be even halfway decent is a target.

She told a teenager in direct messages to kill herself, and Twitter found out.


The few times I've been exposed to her it was involving her miscarriage or interrupting a zoom her husband was on.  She seems to be addicted to the attention by any means possible.  She's pathetic.
 
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