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2021-11-25 4:36:04 AM  
30 votes:
The scorching and oppressive heat of Michigan in April will kill it.
It's how they beat Ebola.
 
2021-11-25 2:46:52 AM  
25 votes:
Wow, such a prestigious honor to be selected for such essential duty...

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2021-11-25 4:58:19 AM  
19 votes:

gunther_bumpass: 151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.

Just to reiterate - if all Americans hadn't been big whiny babies about missing their monthly holiday, and had participated in an actual lockdown, we'd be through this by now. But you just couldn't handle it, Americans of every stripe. "But my fambily, buht spring break, but Easter, but Mother's day, but graduation, but.. And you can see the corollating case spike after every one of them.

But we saved the economy, so that's something.


Blatant lies.
 
2021-11-25 8:02:30 AM  
14 votes:

janzee: Has anybody thought to give out free ivermectin with a vaccination? Just spitballin' here.


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2021-11-25 8:46:03 AM  
11 votes:
I see whole lot of goddamned people who aren't from Michigan.
The GOP isn't to blame this time.
People are fatigued and don't want to do it anymore. They want "normal" back because they've been conditioned that holidays are actually important so they go around spreading it. They were told the vaccine was 100% effective so they run around infecting each other. Well, they thought they were told that because the average American is farking dumb as hell, regardless of political bent. They forget the whole "This vaccine may not be the final one that works best" part.
That's not happy thoughts and Americans want to be fed happy thoughts. On the local news they showed everyone out on Halloween and they even called it the end of COVID. That was the phrase they used. "The end of COVID". Of course I yelled at the TV, "You stupid farks, wait three weeks.
And what happened three weeks later?
Yeah, that's right.

If you haven't seen Lewis Black: Thank you for Risking Your Life, watch it.
He was on tour when COVID hit. This is his last show, right as the lock down started.
He goes on for a good bit about the hubris of Americans, how they are mindless consumers and how that's why everything is all farked up in a very direct way AT the audience. He talks about serious problems that we were facing and the audience just laughed. It was shiat no one should have been laughing about if they possessed the capacity for rational thought.
Yet there they were. Laughing because they were conditioned to, Guy on stage is supposed to be funny, right? Every time he says something, we're supposed to laugh right?
farking fark that shiat.
fark that bullshiat.
The fact some many people lead their existence by their conditioning is why America is so farked up. Blaming "others" for our own problems is why America is so farking farked up. People need to knock that farking shiat off.
It's a force of farking nature, people. It's like the wind and the rain. There isn't shiat anyone can do about it except hide oneself from it.

So go watch Lewis Black and grow the fark up. Protect yourself and your loved ones and fark everyone else.
 
2021-11-25 10:14:27 AM  
10 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: cretinbob: The GOP isn't to blame this time.

Yes they goddamn are, 100% They've blocked and/or incessantly b*tched and whined about every attempt to beat this


cretinbob:People are fatigued and don't want to do it anymore.

No sh*t, Einstein, but "Boo hoo, pandemics make me sad" isn't an excuse to behave the way Republicans have.


cretinbob:They were told the vaccine was 100% effective

Are you a liar or do you really believe this? Honest question. Literally f*cking NO ONE has said this. Ever.


Michigan guy here, and I've watched the assholes from the Republican Party fight our Governor EVERY STEP OF THE WAY in her attempts to keep this from spreading, with all their endless simpering about "freedoms" and their whiny fat faces with their sh*tty little beards and their gas station wraparound sunglasses and their waddling around Lansing with AR15s and their goddamn KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT OF MICHIGAN'S GOVERNOR.

So while it may be in poor taste to grab their lapels and scream "F*ck YOU you ignorant F*CKs!" into their stupid Trump-licking faces, that's exactly what I would like to do. But I won't, because we all know just how precious and delicate your little Republican feelings are.

I will say, however, that I wholeheartedly support you people refusing the vaccine - because if it was up to ME you would be denied access to it.


Read what you posted, examine your behavior, and tell me again how you are better than a Republican.
You aren't. You are the same. You are the dumb, average American who lacks self awareness.
It's all right there in the language you use. That's how words work. You tell us what you are and you process your thoughts.

Look beyond the entertainment of government, btw I can tell you are the kind of person who requires drama at the expense of others and are unable to entertain yourself, and look at the herd behavior.
When you graduate and get to college pay close attention to the anthro and psych courses. They are super important.
 
2021-11-25 7:47:35 AM  
8 votes:

janzee: Has anybody thought to give out free ivermectin with a vaccination? Just spitballin' here.


Rename the vaccine to Ivermectin.
 
2021-11-25 8:57:35 AM  
8 votes:

Circusdog320: Choosing freedom over vaccination. Fine, don't clog the hospitals when you get covid


the vaccine isn't working any more.
 
2021-11-25 9:04:43 AM  
8 votes:
Peters called the conditions in Michigan "dire" and the federal help "desperately needed."

"Also," he added, "there's a lot of Covid here too."
 
2021-11-25 7:24:10 AM  
7 votes:
Has anybody thought to give out free ivermectin with a vaccination? Just spitballin' here.
 
2021-11-25 6:19:41 AM  
6 votes:

The Crepes of Wrath: Lambskincoat: It's like the movie Contagion, except with stupid morons trying to kill us all.

As opposed to all of those intelligent morons?


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2021-11-25 9:55:22 AM  
6 votes:
New rule, if you get a military doctor for covid, you will be tattooed with the Ohio State logo while on a ventilator. That should keep them in line.
 
2021-11-25 7:57:05 AM  
5 votes:

namegoeshere: Meanwhile I tried to get into the urgent care for a uti, which only seem to happen on weekends. My area is flush


Ouch!
 
2021-11-25 10:36:45 AM  
5 votes:

cretinbob: It's easy to blame politics when one doesn't understand the deeper machinations of reality.


If you typed that while not wearing 11 fedoras at the same time, I will be seriously disappointed.
 
2021-11-25 10:56:31 AM  
5 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: cretinbob: Barricaded Gunman: cretinbob: The GOP isn't to blame this time.

Yes they goddamn are, 100% They've blocked and/or incessantly b*tched and whined about every attempt to beat this


cretinbob:People are fatigued and don't want to do it anymore.

No sh*t, Einstein, but "Boo hoo, pandemics make me sad" isn't an excuse to behave the way Republicans have.


cretinbob:They were told the vaccine was 100% effective

Are you a liar or do you really believe this? Honest question. Literally f*cking NO ONE has said this. Ever.


Michigan guy here, and I've watched the assholes from the Republican Party fight our Governor EVERY STEP OF THE WAY in her attempts to keep this from spreading, with all their endless simpering about "freedoms" and their whiny fat faces with their sh*tty little beards and their gas station wraparound sunglasses and their waddling around Lansing with AR15s and their goddamn KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT OF MICHIGAN'S GOVERNOR.

So while it may be in poor taste to grab their lapels and scream "F*ck YOU you ignorant F*CKs!" into their stupid Trump-licking faces, that's exactly what I would like to do. But I won't, because we all know just how precious and delicate your little Republican feelings are.

I will say, however, that I wholeheartedly support you people refusing the vaccine - because if it was up to ME you would be denied access to it.

Read what you posted, examine your behavior, and tell me again how you are better than a Republican.
You aren't. You are the same. You are the dumb, average American who lacks self awareness.
It's all right there in the language you use. That's how words work. You tell us what you are and you process your thoughts.

Look beyond the entertainment of government, btw I can tell you are the kind of person who requires drama at the expense of others and are unable to entertain yourself, and look at the herd behavior.
When you graduate and get to college pay close attention to the anthro and psych courses. They are super ...


You didn't make any point.
You just proved mine.
 
2021-11-25 5:13:47 AM  
4 votes:
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2021-11-25 10:34:41 AM  
4 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: cretinbob: Circusdog320: Choosing freedom over vaccination. Fine, don't clog the hospitals when you get covid

the vaccine isn't working any more.

Especially for those that refuse it


yes
but for people who had it too.
Ask me how I know.
Go on...ask.


It's easy to blame politics when one doesn't understand the deeper machinations of reality.
 
2021-11-25 10:46:50 AM  
4 votes:
Covid is Darwin's righteous vengeance upon the Oven Mitt State for the wicked sin of that horrendous new Kid Rock video.
 
2021-11-25 10:49:17 AM  
4 votes:
The politics is an expression of a psychological state.
Does that make sense?

Like I said, I really don't feel I need to give a lecture, you get it or you don't. But go do some research at a legit library.

I'm not responsible for your lack of awareness.
 
2021-11-25 1:02:46 PM  
4 votes:
They could always follow floridas example and bring their cases down or they can keep copying California and watch their numbers keep surging.  History if not revised by the woke will show the truth.
 
2021-11-25 7:58:22 AM  
3 votes:

GardenWeasel: Mental health treatment and Covid relief in one pill.


Is it a red pill by any chance?
 
2021-11-25 9:23:54 AM  
3 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: mrmopar5287: winedrinkingman: Remember when Trump sent in the military to help in New York City, and then attached a bunch of ridiculous rules that prevented the military from actually helping anyone?

It wasn't Trump rules. It was military rules.

And Trump was the Commander in Chief of the military, and we all know how respectful Fat Donny is about rules and tradition. There was simply nothing he could do, huh? Mewl for Fat Donny a little more, Trumpanzee.


Yes, but it was rules already in place. It wasn't anything started by Trump or put in place by him.
 
2021-11-25 1:57:03 AM  
2 votes:
It's like the movie Contagion, except with stupid morons trying to kill us all.
 
2021-11-25 4:53:45 AM  
2 votes:

151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.


Just to reiterate - if all Americans hadn't been big whiny babies about missing their monthly holiday, and had participated in an actual lockdown, we'd be through this by now. But you just couldn't handle it, Americans of every stripe. "But my fambily, buht spring break, but Easter, but Mother's day, but graduation, but.. And you can see the corollating case spike after every one of them.

But we saved the economy, so that's something.
 
2021-11-25 5:59:45 AM  
2 votes:

Lambskincoat: It's like the movie Contagion, except with stupid morons trying to kill us all.


As opposed to all of those intelligent morons?
 
2021-11-25 6:22:53 AM  
2 votes:
Remember when Trump sent in the military to help in New York City, and then attached a bunch of ridiculous rules that prevented the military from actually helping anyone?
 
2021-11-25 7:57:19 AM  
2 votes:
Are the military going door to door taking their guns, from their covid dead fingers yet?

/but we can't call them Covid victims unless Covid gets convicted.
 
2021-11-25 7:59:28 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-11-25 8:28:09 AM  
2 votes:

151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.


My nephew has had covid, a J&J vaccine and a Pfizer booster.  He also has covid again. This crap sucks. He's 23 years old with no medical issues.
 
2021-11-25 8:50:59 AM  
2 votes:

winedrinkingman: Remember when Trump sent in the military to help in New York City, and then attached a bunch of ridiculous rules that prevented the military from actually helping anyone?


It wasn't Trump rules. It was military rules.
 
2021-11-25 9:19:54 AM  
2 votes:

Lambskincoat: It's like the movie Contagion, except with stupid morons trying to kill us all.


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2021-11-25 10:32:47 AM  
2 votes:

PoweredByIrony: 770,000+ people dead in the US alone. The equivalent of the entire population of Bhutan, or any of 60 smaller countries.

99% survival rate though! Whoo!

I'd ask when your empathy, humanity, or understanding will kick in, but we all know the answer.


this

If this statement makes anyone angry or upset or they think it's funny, then they are a farked up person.
That's more Americans in two years than in four years of WWII.

People are de-compensating rapidly. Their realities have never included conflict and hardship. They never had to struggle and figure things out. They lack coping mechanisms.
So they lash out.

But this isn't a psych course. Go pay for college yourself.
 
2021-11-25 10:51:21 AM  
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: cretinbob: It's easy to blame politics when one doesn't understand the deeper machinations of reality.

If you typed that while not wearing 11 fedoras at the same time, I will be seriously disappointed.

I lol'd

I didn't even have to look that word up.

Yeah, Fark is not the place for deep, philosophical debate.
I'd get better responses from a turnip.
 
2021-11-25 11:09:27 AM  
2 votes:
OK
Explain how this is the Republican's fault

Imma go do some stuff and come back, so you can take your time

Get vaccinated. Take care of yourself.
fark everyone else. They are not your responsibility.
 
2021-11-25 12:17:37 PM  
2 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: mrmopar5287: Barricaded Gunman: mrmopar5287: winedrinkingman: Remember when Trump sent in the military to help in New York City, and then attached a bunch of ridiculous rules that prevented the military from actually helping anyone?

It wasn't Trump rules. It was military rules.

And Trump was the Commander in Chief of the military, and we all know how respectful Fat Donny is about rules and tradition. There was simply nothing he could do, huh? Mewl for Fat Donny a little more, Trumpanzee.

Yes, but it was rules already in place. It wasn't anything started by Trump or put in place by him.

No, it was just a piss-weak excuse for Fat Donny to point at a line drawn on the ground and simper "I'm not allowed to cross that so you're all on your own." Everyone knows Trump only follows rules when they suit him or when he's forced to.

But keep singing your song for your failed orange hero, maybe he'll clap his plump little hands for you.


New Yorkers: "We need help from the federal government!"
[Trump provides help, with a US Navy hospital ship]
You: [biatch about rules that they don't treat geriatric patients]
 
2021-11-25 2:55:13 PM  
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2021-11-25 4:24:45 AM  
1 vote:
It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.
 
2021-11-25 4:37:18 AM  
1 vote:
What a coincidence that virus numbers are soaring in MI and WI shortly after their state murder-cultist parties managed to cripple basic public health enforcement.

Gee I wonder why.
 
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2021-11-25 4:59:48 AM  
1 vote:

gunther_bumpass: 151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.

Just to reiterate - if all Americans hadn't been big whiny babies about missing their monthly holiday, and had participated in an actual lockdown, we'd be through this by now. But you just couldn't handle it, Americans of every stripe. "But my fambily, buht spring break, but Easter, but Mother's day, but graduation, but.. And you can see the corollating case spike after every one of them.

But we saved the economy, so that's something.


Yeah, places like NZ or AU see SEVENTEEN new cases and it's shut down everything. 17000 over 48 hours in one goddamn state is asinine. And nothing is really being done. Because the governor doesn't want to farking get kidnapped for trying to save your stupid redneck farking lives.
 
2021-11-25 5:20:37 AM  
1 vote:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: gunther_bumpass: 151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.

Just to reiterate - if all Americans hadn't been big whiny babies about missing their monthly holiday, and had participated in an actual lockdown, we'd be through this by now. But you just couldn't handle it, Americans of every stripe. "But my fambily, buht spring break, but Easter, but Mother's day, but graduation, but.. And you can see the corollating case spike after every one of them.

But we saved the economy, so that's something.

Blatant lies.


Thanks for summarizing what would you would have said, saved us some time.
 
2021-11-25 6:26:00 AM  
1 vote:

151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.


If anything, those 17,000 are being denied their constitutional rights by being forced into the ICU.  Hopefully the military will hit the hospital admin section with a drone strike followed by the Marines liberating the patriots.  Amirite?
My cousin is a respiratory MD in rural PA.  She's stacking the corpses like cordwood every day.  And yeah, most of them fight being put on a respirator and "can't believe" they have covid and want to know what is really wrong with them.
At least they are making a good effort to make a lie Donald Trump said back in early 2020 true, and that's what is really important.  Right Michigan?
 
2021-11-25 7:22:17 AM  
1 vote:

dr_blasto: Maybe Michigan GQP shouldn't have, you know, crippled the governor's ability to take any action for the public health


They bought their ticket. Let them crash.
 
2021-11-25 7:30:19 AM  
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2021-11-25 7:48:20 AM  
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janzee: Has anybody thought to give out free ivermectin with a vaccination? Just spitballin' here.


I'd rather they hand out Fluvoxamine. Mental health treatment and Covid relief in one pill.

Common antidepressant slashes risk of COVID death, study says (nature.com)
 
2021-11-25 8:28:28 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-11-25 9:00:06 AM  
1 vote:

GardenWeasel: janzee: Has anybody thought to give out free ivermectin with a vaccination? Just spitballin' here.

I'd rather they hand out Fluvoxamine. Mental health treatment and Covid relief in one pill.

Common antidepressant slashes risk of COVID death, study says (nature.com)


What do you do with it? Shove it up your ass? There's as much proof that works as there is that  Ivermectin works.
 
2021-11-25 9:03:12 AM  
1 vote:

Drearyx: Gramma: 151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.

My nephew has had covid, a J&J vaccine and a Pfizer booster.  He also has covid again. This crap sucks. He's 23 years old with no medical issues.

Herd immunity. How does it work?

You don't understand vaccines.


What did I say that made you think I didn't understand vaccines?
My point is that  here in Michigan where Covid is running rampant, that no one is safe. It isn't just the unvaxxed that are getting sick.
 
2021-11-25 9:13:30 AM  
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Fubegra: janzee: Has anybody thought to give out free ivermectin with a vaccination? Just spitballin' here.

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The problem with that is listed right on the label, "Keep Out of Reach of Children".
 
2021-11-25 9:38:41 AM  
1 vote:

Circusdog320: Choosing freedom over vaccination. Fine, don't clog the hospitals when you get covid



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2021-11-25 9:49:38 AM  
1 vote:
Well here we are.  Day 590 of a 2 week shut down.
 
2021-11-25 10:02:32 AM  
1 vote:

Zeroth Law: Gramma: 151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.

My nephew has had covid, a J&J vaccine and a Pfizer booster.  He also has covid again. This crap sucks. He's 23 years old with no medical issues.

I mean, I hope he was taking proper precautions, masking up etc. Because I know a lot of people that threw caution to the winds once they were vaxxed. Regardless I hope he recovers quickly with no lingering symptoms.


Yeah, except for getting the shots he isn't particularly careful.  He's been running errands for his parents  - going to stores etc so the olds don't get exposed. He doesn't go to crowded bars or anything like that, though.
 
2021-11-25 10:51:54 AM  
1 vote:

HeadbangerSmurf: cretinbob: I see whole lot of goddamned people who aren't from Michigan.
The GOP isn't to blame this time.
People are fatigued and don't want to do it anymore. They want "normal" back because they've been conditioned that holidays are actually important so they go around spreading it. They were told the vaccine was 100% effective so they run around infecting each other. Well, they thought they were told that because the average American is farking dumb as hell, regardless of political bent. They forget the whole "This vaccine may not be the final one that works best" part.
That's not happy thoughts and Americans want to be fed happy thoughts. On the local news they showed everyone out on Halloween and they even called it the end of COVID. That was the phrase they used. "The end of COVID". Of course I yelled at the TV, "You stupid farks, wait three weeks.
And what happened three weeks later?
Yeah, that's right.

If you haven't seen Lewis Black: Thank you for Risking Your Life, watch it.
He was on tour when COVID hit. This is his last show, right as the lock down started.
He goes on for a good bit about the hubris of Americans, how they are mindless consumers and how that's why everything is all farked up in a very direct way AT the audience. He talks about serious problems that we were facing and the audience just laughed. It was shiat no one should have been laughing about if they possessed the capacity for rational thought.
Yet there they were. Laughing because they were conditioned to, Guy on stage is supposed to be funny, right? Every time he says something, we're supposed to laugh right?
farking fark that shiat.
fark that bullshiat.
The fact some many people lead their existence by their conditioning is why America is so farked up. Blaming "others" for our own problems is why America is so farking farked up. People need to knock that farking shiat off.
It's a force of farking nature, people. It's like the wind and the rain. There isn't shiat anyone can do about ...


I';m from Michigan too, and you also need to pay closer attention.
 
2021-11-25 10:58:29 AM  
1 vote:

The Crepes of Wrath: HeadbangerSmurf: I'm from Michigan and you're full of shiat.  The GOP is completely to blame for this.  Go peddle your bullshiat somewhere else.

While I'd be happy to blame the GOP for everything, COVID numbers are exploding all over the world, and even Europe has been experiencing protests due to implementation of new lockdowns.

The GOP has definitely mishandled the pandemic from the very beginning in this country, but at this point it's way beyond a single party in one country.


and I am not saying the GOP didn't or is blameless.
The GOP is to blame for plenty of things.
As you have stated, it's not just their fault and there are people who only blame the GOP and not their own actions because they have been conditioned to do so.
 
2021-11-25 10:59:00 AM  
1 vote:
and that's not what psychoanalysis is
 
2021-11-25 11:30:05 AM  
1 vote:

gunther_bumpass: 151: It's getting like, really really bad. 17000 new cases between Tuesday and Wednesday. Hospitals are completely overwhelmed. And we're TWO farkING YEARS INTO THIS shiat.

Get your motherfarking vaccine you motherfarking assholes.

Just to reiterate - if all Americans hadn't been big whiny babies about missing their monthly holiday, and had participated in an actual lockdown, we'd be through this by now. But you just couldn't handle it, Americans of every stripe. "But my fambily, buht spring break, but Easter, but Mother's day, but graduation, but.. And you can see the corollating case spike after every one of them.

But we saved the economy, so that's something.


That's a false narrative. Americans did observe lockdown: that's provable from cases of the common cold dropping to almost nothing in 2020, and several strains even going extinct.
 
2021-11-25 11:56:13 AM  
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Barricaded Gunman: cretinbob: The GOP isn't to blame this time.

Yes they goddamn are, 100% They've blocked and/or incessantly b*tched and whined about every attempt to beat this


cretinbob:People are fatigued and don't want to do it anymore.

No sh*t, Einstein, but "Boo hoo, pandemics make me sad" isn't an excuse to behave the way Republicans have.


cretinbob:They were told the vaccine was 100% effective

Are you a liar or do you really believe this? Honest question. Literally f*cking NO ONE has said this. Ever.


Michigan guy here, and I've watched the assholes from the Republican Party fight our Governor EVERY STEP OF THE WAY in her attempts to keep this from spreading, with all their endless simpering about "freedoms" and their whiny fat faces with their sh*tty little beards and their gas station wraparound sunglasses and their waddling around Lansing with AR15s and their goddamn KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT OF MICHIGAN'S GOVERNOR.

So while it may be in poor taste to grab their lapels and scream "F*ck YOU you ignorant F*CKs!" into their stupid Trump-licking faces, that's exactly what I would like to do. But I won't, because we all know just how precious and delicate your little Republican feelings are.

I will say, however, that I wholeheartedly support you people refusing the vaccine - because if it was up to ME you would be denied access to it.


you should seriously avail yourself of some legal weed.  you are too angry to do yourself or anyone any good.  you've got legitimate reasons to be angry, man, but this is not healthy.
 
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